BREAKING!! Cheryl Cole Suffering From Malaria! Needs Your Prayers!

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What the hell is happening? Oil is gushing in the Gulf Coast, Argentina loses 4-0, FIFA is allowing one team to have two goalies & now this tragic news of Cheryl Cole’s critical condition hits the wires! What the hell, right? I don’t know about you bastards, but I’m really beginning to believe the 2012 theory.

Apparently Cheryl’s been diagnosed with malaria when she went for urgent tests after collapsing at a photo-shoot on Saturday. This isn’t good for the hottie community…

Here’s the latest from the Mirror:

Cheryl Cole’s close friend Derek Hough was said to be devastated last night – after blaming himself as she lay seriously ill in hospital battling malaria.

The dancer is distraught after being told she caught the deadly disease on romantic break that he arranged for them

Doctors believe Cheryl was bitten by a mosquito in Tanzania where she and Derek spent six days together last month.

A source said: “He’s mortified by what’s happened and is utterly devastated at what she’s going through – not least because it happened on a trip he’d planned.” [Source]

Derek Hough is not only a close friend, but also the dude who got Cheryl on the rebound after she bounced out of her marriage with Chelsea douche bag, Ashley Cole (who did nothing at the World Cup, by the way).

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38 comments
FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Their doctors were very remiss if they didnt tell them they should take anti malaria pills.

Freep
Freep

i doubt either took anti malaria pills. they're rich.

"Also Tanzania is such a fricken beautiful place to visit."

Suck it lazydayz!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Having had caught Malaria twice in my life, It really isnt that bad to deal with and recover from if you have access to first world medicine. She will be fine, only drawback is she wont ever be allowed to donate blood.

What Im wondering is if she was taking anti malaria pills the week before and during her trip to Tanzania?

Also Tanzania is such a fricken beautiful place to visit. Plus I hope she tried some of the local beers, the Kilimanjaro Lager is wonderful.

Afrokid
Afrokid

Lost on everything is the fact she CHEATED ON FREEP IN SECRET. I know love is blind Freepy, but Chezza got what was comin to her, it wasn't the fact she went somewhere exotic, but with De-...fuck that guy, she had it comin pullin a stunt like that. Hope she gets better..BUT ONLY if she learns her lesson and makes it right, not only for Freep, but for the Bastardly Community!

spangly
spangly

I feel bad for her. I had no idea Derek Hough had is mitts on her. He is a weird little dude to be such a stud.

The Devil
The Devil

Oh shit!!!!

Somebody put Freep on suicide watch

STAT!!!!!

Bar the door, dammit!!!

BAR THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!

Nookies
Nookies

Aww shes so cute, I want to pinch her wittle cheeks.

and then put my P in her V all night long.

Peccavi
Peccavi

just popped in to offer you my condolences freep.... we may not see eye to eye on some things, but i wouldn't wish harm on your girl man.

skilligan
skilligan

shes amazing, y couldnt somebody ugly get malaria

BryanZee
BryanZee

u should kill gay face.

their romantic trip to tarzania is what got her sick

how do u feel about that?

sleeping with her for 6 days and getting her sick?

2 birds with one stone.

u need to retaliate.

Freep
Freep

yes, hater, you are right. i must...st..stay strong...for CHEZZA!

Irons
Irons

Poor girl, that is a nasty disease that cannot be cured.

"Hey honey, lets go to a beautiful place where you can get malaria, sleeping sickness and 1100 different kinds of worms and paresites from a mere bug bite."

Asshole.

the judge
the judge

I'm gutted my mate had wrangled free tickets to X Factor this saturday was hoping to see her in person and harass her until I was given a restraing order or she possibly relented and went on a pity d8 with me

Leni
Leni

Poor Chezza :( Hope she gets better.

jamieson
jamieson

and So he should blame himself...for even entertaining the thought he could be anything more than just a backup dancer to Cheryl.....i hope she gets better soon

P.S i was in a bar a couple weeks ago and ended up rubbing shoulders with Cheryls' old lady, seemed like a nice woman

P.P.S Moe you are wrong about Ashley Cole he was easily Englands best player at the WC

salma
salma

OMFG I hope she gets better soon

Boz
Boz

Dont worry, she'll get better soon. My Mom just got malaria 3 weeks ago and she's doing just great now.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Wow. A whole bunch of dirt and sand. And I could just go to the Carribean for the first pic. Thank you for dissuading me further.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Awww. >_

Poor Chezza. I hope she gets better. And I hope Derek Hough's balls fall off. Fucking creepy bastard.

Bowser
Bowser

Damn look at those thighs. Anyways, I hope your girl gets better Freep. Go give her some of that good lovin' she needs to feel right again...

lazydayz
lazydayz

Well, why the fuck would you go to Tanzania for vacation?

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

Well, it's certainly a lot better than AIDS. I figured this dude was a fag.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

wtf? Malaria? Well that's shitty for her...