BREAKING!! LeBron James Chooses The Miami Heat! Wow!

Say hello to the most hated man in Cleveland.

That tedious interview questions leading up to the final decision was the dumbest thing I’ve seen on TV. I don’t know whether I’m pissed or annoyed…

My favorite statement: “The last time I changed my mind was probably in my dreams.” What the fuck? Does that even make sense?


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Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

its killing me.

Mike Miller apparently signed with Miami. theres the 3 point outside threat they need...

so whats there team so far?

Cap is 58

Wade 15 Mil

bosh 14 mil

james 14 mil

miller 6 mil

chalmers 845k

thats EST 50 mil

Haslem has NOT signed yet, but wade is pushing.

he made 7 mil last year.

so they have 8 million bucks left with which to sign...

Haslem

and reportetldy they want Derek Fisher whose been offered 2.5 mil by LA.

so you gotta offer fisher more right?

so you have 8 mil left. you have 7 players left to sign.

u sign haslem for LESS than what he made last year and offer fosher MORE than LA is to get him to MIA?

you than have hit the cap, but the ability to offer 5 min sal contracts.

what kind of players will you get for the league min?

and within those FIVE, assuming the resign haslem and sign fisher with whats left of their cap money....

you need TWO CENTERS.

im interested if anyone thinks Miami can win With 2 LEAGUE MINIMUM salary centers, especially VS Boston? Magic? Chicago?

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i was reading bill simmons mailbag on mobile ESPN while watching the NASCAR race, that was the best comment along with something to the effect of...

i think this is the 1st time in history one man managed to destroy an entire city by himself. even the enola gay had a flight crew.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Whoever came up with that deserves a Nobel Prize.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LMFAO the funniest thing i read?

someone compared these 3 to the Nazgul in LOTR cause the nazgul were once kings but their persuit of a ring robbed them of their humanity

thats so fucking great

Freep
Freep

Udonis Haslem will be the first Heat to smash L's mom

The Devil
The Devil

Yeah, and I think Bone Thugs N Harmony still claim em.

Goliano
Goliano

Cleveland's been fucked since inception... on the bright side, they still have Drew Carey.

Freep
Freep

that new #6 heat jersey is kinda ugly

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

oh let me add, Lebrons ego was too big to have gone to chicago. he prolly demanded that they let him wear #23.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

lebron+wade/Bosh=2.47 Superstars

2.47 Superstars+9 MINIMUM SALARY SCRUBS=NO CHAMPIONSHIPS or dare i even say NO Eastern Conference championships during their stay in Mia.

ANY TEAM with a quality center is going to own this team. any night LeFag or Wade is cold, they will lose big time.

unless wade and LeDouche play up to 100% potential EVERY NIGHT they will NOT WIN.

they have NO CENTER. they have NO outside threat.

the heat are the 4th best team in the east with argueabley the 2 biggest names in the NBA and a scrub who somehow is being talked about like hes a superstar... cmon, is Bosh REALLY Worth that money? dude has made the ALL NBA team (2nd mind you ) ONCE. hes NEVER won a playoff game. how is that dude worth the money?

the magic, celtics, and chicago right NOW are better than the heat with the additions of duhon to orl, oneill to bos and boozer to chicago.

ARGUEABLY the bucks and atlanta are better.

im sorry, but anyone that thinks they heat are a contender are pulling the wool over their own eyes.

do you REALLY think the heat are going to win with 2 superstars, an above average player and 9 scrubs?

seriously just THINK about how bad this team is going to be when one or 2, or god forbid all 3 of those dudes are sitting on the bench. seriously, after all is said and done, your gonna wind up with their 9 suporting cast being washed up old NBA players, or free agent college scrubs that no one wanted to draft.

cmon. be realistic.

they will be fighting with mil and atl for the 4-6 play off spots next year.

i hope lefraud enjoys his geriatric old folks home bench or college scrub bench.

i do feel bad for wade tho. i like him. oh well.

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

I wonder how much the Miami front office had to do with this. It looks like these three guys cooked it up and asked if the Heat could bankroll it. Of course they said yes. Just because it looks great on paper doesn't mean it will work in practice. You have 3 guys who think they are the straw that stirs the drink. I hope they trip over their wallets (and egos).

Moe
Moe

I tried to buy a customized heat jersey for LBJ a minute after he decided, but it fucking sold out!

Goliano
Goliano

Don't fret, Cleveland, you'll still be known as "The Mistake By The Lake" to your Windy City friends.

BryanZee
BryanZee

what a sellout.

im glad team players need to congregate to even think about beat my lakers.

3peat.

Kobe > LeSellout.

skilligan
skilligan

I think he made a decision that gets people talking which is #1

The Devil
The Devil

Wow, I am shocked.

I didn't even think that he was THIS big of a dick to his OWN hometown. I mean, have some fuckin' class man. He should've just did it as quietly as possible. To embarrass Cleveland this way? Totally classless. This is why I didn't even want him in Chicago.

They're gonna win 3 or 4 championships before a few of them get hurt or something. The NBA is too weak post expansion to have that much talent on a team and not win.

Hanson McCock
Hanson McCock

Three all-stars on one team doesn't necessarily mean they're going to win shit. Sure they have ample offensive options, but the real question is 'can they sacrifice their pride and let their stats take a hit in order to win?'. Just look at the Celtics when they first signed Allen and Garnett, each one of the big three took a huge blow statistically but Doc Rivers managed to get them to see the big picture.

Honestly, I think shits going to real fucked up in Miami, I mean just think about it...Lebron 30+ppg, Wade 30+ppg, and Bosh, well, who gives a fuck. A perfect example is Iverson and Melo, both are big time scorers and shit did not work out. That's exactly what's going to happen in Miami. Lebron's ego will fuck shit up, but that's just my opinion.

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

CLEVELAND(AP)--After a recently expected, yet still shocking announcement, former Cleveland Cavaliers guard LeBron James has announced that he will join the Miami Heat for the upcoming 2010-11 NBA season.

After hearing this news, which was broadcast live in a highly publicized ESPN special, the entire city of Cleveland, Ohio has now been placed under a suicide watch.

"Now what the hell am I going to do?" said newly appointed Cavaliers Head Coach Byron Scott. "I think I may have to join in on the mass suicide that is sure to take place soon."

Bowser
Bowser

I hope they don't win a championship

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Knew it.

As soon as I heard that he was setting up a "vacation" in Miami...I knew.

Anyone want to go to Cleveland with me and throw a bucket of chicken piss at his mansion?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

p.s. Lebron your dad called, he says you owe him $4,000,000....dont think he wont track you down in Miami.