Perverted Cashley Getting his freak on in L.A.
Some people are dicks. Well Ashley Cole beats that. He’s a delusional fucktard for the false and hopeless life that he leads. Alot of you bastards probably only know him as the one who was gay enough (nothing against homosexuals, btw) to cheat on easily the hottest woman on the planet – Cheryl Tweedy, about 7 times (official stats. my guess? multiply by atleast 5).
Well he’s not only that, he’s also a pathetic, shit footballer as many of you would’ve seen at the World Cup or even the EPL. How pathetic footballers like him expect a raise, I have no idea. Imagine being COMPLETELY shit at your job and then leaving one of the best teams on earth when they offer you a new deal worth £55,000 a week and you say ‘no’ because you wanna hold out for £60k. Greedy A.H/Cole.
Anyways, as the world takes another evil turn, bad things happen to the nicer people first. While poor old Cheryl is recovering from MALARIA, Ashley toasted his divorce as well as an incredibly shit World Cup by going on the pull again in a recent trip to L.A. So much for letting your country down and trying to get over the divorce that everyone is laughing at you about, you ugly mug!
Ashley Cole – you are officially the ‘Twat of the Decade!’