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Megan Fox Brings The Afternoon Links!

These were snapped last week in Hollywood as Megan Fox exited a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.

- Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
– 10 Things We Learned From The 2010 World Cup [Complex]
– DAMN! Sly’s Bulging Arm Roots [Dlisted]

- Robert Pattinson Looking Forward To Showing Kristen Stewart Zero Sympathy in ‘Breaking Dawn’ [I'm Not Obsessed]
– Anderson Cooper and his “friend” in New York [Celebslam]
– Hotties [Double Viking]

- Miss COED: Deanna Smith [CO-ED Magazine]
– Some Socialite Named Katia Ancelotti in Her Bikini of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Sofia Vergara Has Awesome Talents [Celebrity Odor]
– Bizarre European Twilight Eclipse Toy Commercial [Manofest]

- Willekeurig Vleesch CCCVII [Flabber]
– Stevie can play the shit outta anything [Monkey Review]
– Kim Kardashian Molests Justin Bieber In A Restaurant [Celeb Jihad]
– Katy Perry is a Natural Beauty [Yeeeah!]
– Obligatory Jessica Alba Looking Hot Post Of The Week [Popoholic]

- Chiddy Bang “Opposite of Adults” [MoeFresh]
– Jude Law is a good singer [The Blemish]
– More Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– THIS IS THE ONLY LEVEL TOO [LingoLux]
– News Corp. Should Get Rid of MySpace [The Bastardly Society]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Boz
Boz

looking okay.

Freep
Freep

i'd like to input my penis in her usb port.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Looks like she's covered in chocolate bars. I'd love to RAM her.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha get it? :(

salma
salma

now I'm going to check if there is an answer

salma
salma

then I have to check all the fucking time.

fucking thank you my dear Freep

Freep
Freep

if you want to i guess you can check it all the fucking time.

salma
salma

FML do I have to be checking this all the fucking time?

Freep
Freep

ask Moe. there was never a plastic vagina that he had to take down...and the plastic penis is still up for further proof! lol

salma
salma

Let's go on a stike!!!!!!!

come on Moe I'm European I need nudity, can understand genitals (well not really) but boobs and asses?

By the way, can we get notifications like on facebook when someone answers? I mean, it's crazy here to know when someone is replying

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

I'm a step ahead. Sometimes I wear Mel Gibson masks so people can hate fuck me.

salma
salma

hahahaha don't believe you!!!!!!!

Freep
Freep

oh no Moe took it down!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

...pssst, dont tell salma but all i did was type [no nudity,please thnks]....

hello
hello

LMAO celebrity masks could be the answer to stale sex lives everywhere.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Talentless, tattooed skank.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

It would be worse if you were thinking about a real life person though, rather than an celebrity you could never get!

salma
salma

that's is what I'm saying! but not thinking about someone else while you're having sex, come on!

salma
salma

Fuck No Nudity Policy

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

oh god this made me laugh so much!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

We arent bastards anymore, we are moejacksons now, hence why the no nudity.

Didnt you get the memo?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

fantasising is an important part of a robust and long term relationship. How those fantasys come about for each individual are unique.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

LOL! Trust me, you will have a lot of opportunities to use it! :)

salma
salma

hahahahahha you can't either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BryanZee
BryanZee

LAWL

u know me so well, its scary

Freep
Freep

while you do that dance you're thinking of dancing another dance!

Freep
Freep

well here's a micro plastic vagina masturbating!

[NO NUDITY, PLEASE! THANKS.]

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Very true. That's why I always keep a Brad Pitt mask in my wallet, next to the condoms, coke and the £100 I paid for her :)

Side note: I don't carry £100 in my wallet which makes the above impossible :(

the_real_hunter
the_real_hunter

And an ass that is flat......and some lips that don't look like a cartoon character....and less regrettable tattoos. She's a hot mess. Never understood the appeal and even less now that we know she is brain dead.

salma
salma

no, it's not that, for the very first time I'm not talking about sex (I can't believe it either) I'm talking about (just say it!) LOVE.

love > sex

if you think about someone else while you're having sex you are not in love. I'm not talking about sexual fantasies, and role playing, I'm talking about when you make love with someone and it's so disrespectful and love is about all about respect, but you guys obviously can think with your penis, or can't think at all.

I hate you all.

BryanZee
BryanZee

u guys took this joke way too serious.

lighten up maybe?

son of liberty
son of liberty

Yes, I agree. If a guy is thinking of a celebrity while he is having sex with his girlfriend, then he needs to find a himself a hotter girlfriend.

salma
salma

I thinks is horrible to think of someone else when your having sex with your partner, it's disgusting...I really can't find a word that describe it.

I want to ask you this guys, you really love your girlfriend? I just don't understand it and I'm very open mind about sex but this, NO.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Too kind. Too kind.

I will say though, maybe when you're spooning it's harder to think about other girls cos it's all about trying to slide the willy in...but I find when I have a girl that I never "throw-one-out" over her...only when it would be ended hahaha. She would never be stored in the wank-bank. That seems to be the case with a lot of my friends who have or had girlfriends. Weird. Anyway! I DIGRESS! Fuck.

BryanZee
BryanZee

she was hot when she filmed Mr & Mrs Smith.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

My husband thinks Angelina looks like a smack addict.

And I wouldn't think of Brad while sleeping with my husband. So...yeah.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Yeah. They're just green Havaianas flip-flops with a Brazil flag on them. Nothing too expensive or anything.