Morning Butta: Lauren Sanchez @ 2010 ESPY Awards

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped a couple night back in L.A.. More pics from the event here.

I don’t know what kind of crack I was smoking back in 2005, but thankfully, we all change over time…right?!

I don’t know if this woman has that natural “I just stepped out of plastic surgeon’s office” face or whether she’s actually addicted to plastic surgery? Anybody wanna fill us in? If it helps, she’ll hit 41 this December.

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Boz
Boz

her face looks so fake.

Freep
Freep

go to her category. doesnt look so bad in comparison to her other horrible posts.

scumbag
scumbag

She doesnt look so bad?

C'mon, only if a Joker's face is hot.

Peccavi
Peccavi

wow... fuck, well, i was hungry..... but now, not so much.

Freep
Freep

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skilligan
skilligan

well u can pull 1 string and all of that face will droop down terribly

debbs
debbs

Women should look at this picture when they are contemplating plastic surgery....very disturbing.

barranr
barranr

she can take over from heath ledger as the joker