Fat or Not: Is Jessica Simpson Trying to Look Like This For Attention?

These were snapped earlier this week after Jessica Simpson finally returned back to LA after celebrating her 30th birthday in Capri, Italy. Jessica was there with a few friends & her new boyfriend retired NFL football player Eric Johnson.

So yeah, is she wearing some sort of chub-suit for free publicity? And, what the fuck is up w/ those 10-inch heals? Can’t she just accept the fact that she’s short?

  • Glimmer

    what device/product does jessica have in her hand ?????

  • salma

    I can’t believe those shoes

  • Caitie Harmful

    Looks like a smaller Blackberry.

  • Caitie Harmful

    I can.

    u_u

  • James W.

    Yeah she needs to get on nutrisystem or someting.

  • Glimmer

    thanks… πŸ™‚

  • David_Hot

    I never like Jessica. I’m team Ashlee πŸ™‚

  • Glimmer

    yeah, she does have a few fans on her team…

  • skilligan

    IF she’s not then she is doing a hell of a job making people think she is

  • Glimmer

    *ha ha ha* πŸ™‚

  • salma

    nobody likes Jessica Simpson so here I come again with new hotties












    any favorite?

  • Glimmer

    and what do we have to do to be ‘entitled’ to the ‘new hotness’ ??? ha ha…

  • Bowser

    Well number 9 is obvious but I like 11 because of her eyes

  • Caitie Harmful

    I think Glim meant to say “thank you, Salma”.

  • Freep

    im too tired to recognize any of these hotties as a favorite but how can you give me Monica and not Penelope?!

  • JTchicago

    Oh, Thank God Salma. I can feel my penis again!

  • salma

    because you all know Penelope!!! ok…


    she’s got married btw

  • salma

    welcome, I guess

  • theVIRGIN

    she was such a hot coke head in Blow!!!

  • salma

    I knew you were going to like 11, Blanca Suarez, she has a pretty face, FYI she works on the same tv show of Ana de Armas, cool, right?

  • Glimmer

    jt, think this has anything to do with your not bring able to feel your penis ?? πŸ˜‰

    why jt can’t feel. πŸ˜‰

  • Glimmer

    coke heads for virgin ??? πŸ˜‰

  • Bowser

    Man I need to start watching that show! My parents get TVE. I guess it’s TV Espana no? Please tell me it’s on that channel…

  • JTchicago

    Nope, I am a righty!

  • Glimmer

    ah… πŸ™‚

  • The Devil

    Is being on either team really something to brag about?

  • JTchicago

    Monica Bellucci; Bellezza meravigliosa!

    Photobucket

  • The Devil

    She’d be a hot little fuckpiece if she ever just got it together and practiced some restraint at the dinner table. She’s got the tools, but you can tell she’s the spoiled, Southern, daddy’s girl who got everything she wanted as a kid and got by because she was pretty and a preacher’s daughter, so now she doesn’t know how to get her adult on.

    I feel sorry for any dude who has to deal with her shit. That’s why Nick Lachey prolly had to be out.

  • Just a girl in a bar

    sara, mΓ³nica and the second one are spectacular. who is she?

  • salma

    no, it’s on Antena 3 it’s called “El Internado”, it’s a paranormal thriller, 7 season by now, good show but I can’t watch it cause scares the shit out of me

  • salma

    Helen Lindes, model and Miss Spain in 99, she’s stunning



  • salma

    I love her

  • spangly

    Thanks Salma, they are all better than Jessica. I like #2 and #4.

  • spangly

    “Hey Jessica, Gene Simmons called to say he want’s his platforms back!”

  • Caitie Harmful

    Gene’s platforms were way better than those…things. They look like the ones that Ke$ha has…except Ke$ha’s are Chanel *vomit*…and even then, they’re way cuter than what ol’ Jessica Pimpson has on.

  • Altair

    I love her tits, hard to look at anything else when those milk bags and hanging there.

  • major_got_banned

    some daisy dukes they are now…

  • FallenRawToast

    THANK YOU SALMA!!!

    They are all beautiful, and I even know who a few of them are, but who is the 2nd pic?

  • FallenRawToast

    She is classically beautiful, and just gets better with age. I bet she will be like Sophia Loren, where even at +70 she looks FRICKEN HAWT.

  • FallenRawToast

    WHOA….WTF!!

    Ok so she has put on some weight in the last few years, but why does she constantly keep leaving the house with clothes that only highlight that fact?

  • Caitie Harmful

    Denial is a powerful thing.

    That or she’s trying to prove a point.

  • FallenRawToast

    she might be trying to prove a point, so that series of hers gets picked up for a 2nd season.

    *shrugs*

  • Caitie Harmful

    Bingo.

  • Mike Litoris

    Fat

  • salma

    number 2 is Helen Lindes, model and Miss Spain in 99, gorgoeus

  • FallenRawToast

    Yes she is, and thank you for the name.

  • salma

    number 2 is Helen Lindes (look up for the pics)and 4 is Ana Ruiz, she is actress, very cute and petite





  • Piraffe

    Sumo

  • Bugs on the Windshield

    Holy mother of God. And this is the part where other fat celebrities like Kim Kardaslut pipes up, “But Jessica is not fat! She is beautiful! Leave her alone!” Yeah, speak for yourselves, fat people.

  • nybiggs

    So what does she do now? She doesn’t sing, or act, yet I see bastardly and the paparazzi follower her around like it was 2003.

  • Boz

    the fuck…

  • debbs

    I don’t think she is fat – her outfit is just very unflattering. Maybe she doesn’t realize how unflattering it looks or maybe she is vying for a Jenny Craig spokeperson position. I think if you saw her in real life she would look hot but who knows.

    Oh and it looks like she’s wearing a giant diaper and those shoes are ridick.

  • SILIS101

    Your right on, she should flaunt that body with some jeans and a titty top who cares