Fat or Not: Is Jessica Simpson Trying to Look Like This For Attention?

These were snapped earlier this week after Jessica Simpson finally returned back to LA after celebrating her 30th birthday in Capri, Italy. Jessica was there with a few friends & her new boyfriend retired NFL football player Eric Johnson.

So yeah, is she wearing some sort of chub-suit for free publicity? And, what the fuck is up w/ those 10-inch heals? Can’t she just accept the fact that she’s short?

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SILIS101
SILIS101

Your right on, she should flaunt that body with some jeans and a titty top who cares

debbs
debbs

I don't think she is fat - her outfit is just very unflattering. Maybe she doesn't realize how unflattering it looks or maybe she is vying for a Jenny Craig spokeperson position. I think if you saw her in real life she would look hot but who knows.

Oh and it looks like she's wearing a giant diaper and those shoes are ridick.

Boz
Boz

the fuck...

nybiggs
nybiggs

So what does she do now? She doesn't sing, or act, yet I see bastardly and the paparazzi follower her around like it was 2003.

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

Holy mother of God. And this is the part where other fat celebrities like Kim Kardaslut pipes up, "But Jessica is not fat! She is beautiful! Leave her alone!" Yeah, speak for yourselves, fat people.

salma
salma

number 2 is Helen Lindes, model and Miss Spain in 99, gorgoeus

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

she might be trying to prove a point, so that series of hers gets picked up for a 2nd season.

*shrugs*

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Denial is a powerful thing.

That or she's trying to prove a point.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

WHOA....WTF!!

Ok so she has put on some weight in the last few years, but why does she constantly keep leaving the house with clothes that only highlight that fact?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

She is classically beautiful, and just gets better with age. I bet she will be like Sophia Loren, where even at +70 she looks FRICKEN HAWT.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

THANK YOU SALMA!!!

They are all beautiful, and I even know who a few of them are, but who is the 2nd pic?

Altair
Altair

I love her tits, hard to look at anything else when those milk bags and hanging there.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Gene's platforms were way better than those...things. They look like the ones that Ke$ha has...except Ke$ha's are Chanel *vomit*...and even then, they're way cuter than what ol' Jessica Pimpson has on.

spangly
spangly

"Hey Jessica, Gene Simmons called to say he want's his platforms back!"

spangly
spangly

Thanks Salma, they are all better than Jessica. I like #2 and #4.

Ari
Ari

Having kids is no excuse either.

Just look at Leni!! She is one smokin' hot mama!!

The Devil
The Devil

She'd be a hot little fuckpiece if she ever just got it together and practiced some restraint at the dinner table. She's got the tools, but you can tell she's the spoiled, Southern, daddy's girl who got everything she wanted as a kid and got by because she was pretty and a preacher's daughter, so now she doesn't know how to get her adult on.

I feel sorry for any dude who has to deal with her shit. That's why Nick Lachey prolly had to be out.

The Devil
The Devil

Is being on either team really something to brag about?

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

This thread has exceeded my daily limit of WTF and creepy. I'm out.

Bowser
Bowser

Man I need to start watching that show! My parents get TVE. I guess it's TV Espana no? Please tell me it's on that channel...

theVIRGIN
theVIRGIN

she was such a hot coke head in Blow!!!

salma
salma

welcome, I guess

JTchicago
JTchicago

Oh, Thank God Salma. I can feel my penis again!

Freep
Freep

im too tired to recognize any of these hotties as a favorite but how can you give me Monica and not Penelope?!

Bowser
Bowser

Well number 9 is obvious but I like 11 because of her eyes

Glimmer
Glimmer

and what do we have to do to be 'entitled' to the 'new hotness' ??? ha ha...