Miranda Kerr FINALLY Temporarily Weds Orlando Bloom!

Photo Credit: Splash News Online
Props to FallenRawToast for tipping our lazy asses.

All her friends & co-workers were friends were either getting hitched, knocked-up or both (not in that particular order), so it was only time until Miranda threw in the towel on her independence. So, this is gonna sound kinda sad, but is there anybody from the original VS Angels from the mid-2000s left?

Anyway, the lovebirds will marry soon (or maybe they’ve already done so?), but no information on time & location was released by Miranda’s employer, upscale Australian department store David Jones. They only stated that Miranda won’t be attending the company’s Spring season launch early August b/c she’ll be enjoying uninhibited amounts of tantric sex at an undisclosed location (as of right now).

Orlando first hit on Miranda backstage at the 2006 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and then started really hitting her later in ’07. DAAAAMMMMNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, ORLAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOH!!!

Here’s a pic of what Orlando saw on stage that night…

We’ve attached more pics from the same show & others to help remember Miranda from over the years…

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BryanZee
BryanZee

how did i miss this post.

Orlando=Luckiest Bastard Of 2010

scumbag
scumbag

I hate you stupid Legolas!

She is so fucking amazing.

Boz
Boz

God damn, she's so cute...

Orlando is a lucky bastard.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

I'm still holding onto a faint glimmer of hope that I will marry this woman.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Well I did intend on letting my liver regenerate this weekend but this really threw a spanner in my dick. Let's just pretend this post never happened.

jimbo
jimbo

don't worry guys its not real its just a pairing to cover up the fact orlando bats for the other team hes not touching that, in the same way elton john once married a woman

I Am Right
I Am Right

Miranda's fashion sense is simple and classy, but so sexy. Damn, look at those legs!

Leni
Leni

She looks great in a bikini, very sexy.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Holy shit. Ridiculously hot pictures. Not a fan of Miranda, but these are sexy as fuck.

dinodan
dinodan

All slender and toned woman should wear that jumpsuit?

SILIS101
SILIS101

i'm a sucker for a nice ass and a beautiful smile with dimples..and those lips

she is not the hottest VS girl, but whatever

dagon
dagon

Yeah maybe in a way that its strange

Bowser
Bowser

I don't know, I think that face is pretty special

dagon
dagon

The face also kinda nothing special they somehow both fit together well

Kristin
Kristin

Nothing special. Just tall and thin. And shapeless.

Bowser
Bowser

What a sad sad day. One of my favorite girls and my favorite VS model of all time.

skilligan
skilligan

still really really hot, REALLY hot, but she loses status marrying that tool

salma
salma

lot of marriages and pregnancies lately in the celebrity world

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Thanks for the pics, I think I am going to go back to bed, to cry into my pillow some more, DAMM YOU ORLANDO!

Freep
Freep

VOR PM'ed me his suicide note.