Bastardly Lady of the Day: Ellie

Hey Yall!! My name is Ellie. First off, I’d like to say I am a native born Texan who just graduated from high school! I’m 19 and cannot wait to get started at U of T :)

Secondly, the reason I chose to sign up for bastardly lady fo the day is because my brother is constantly on this website so now I wanna see his face when he sees his older sister on the front page :P Otherwise, this website is pretty entertaining :) very up to date! xoxoxo

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Miley Cyrus <3

Do you like your boobs?
I Adore Them.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
For that much money I think any girl will.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Jessica Simpson?

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Not really.

What makes you Bastardly?
I love using the word Bastard. Because all guys are bastardly. hahaha

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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scumbag
scumbag

No, but I wouldn't mind be it.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

ill rock this one because the discussion you instigated with your comment was enjoyable.

i wish we were still talking about vaginapedes, but alas, its a new day...

nybiggs
nybiggs

I'm not used to getting this many haters on a comment, but at the same time I never made a comment that got this large reaction. I'm still gonna call it a win. YESSSS!!!!

Freep
Freep

why does that town have to be in the middle of nowhere!

Boz
Boz

nah, her father is disgusting.

Ari
Ari

Thank you Mr. Freep! : ) I will shower you with them next time you are in town! : )

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

ill resist the urge to post a blind link to 2 girls 1 cup, but just this once.

Freep
Freep

/I expect to be showered with chocolate flavored kisses

Freep
Freep

:I pledge my BLOTD allegiance to Ari and Leni

Boz
Boz

so are you her brother?

scumbag
scumbag

Niiiiiiiiice!

Finally, I'll go to my profile and fill the field: "Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day"

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

nothing a little oriental footbinding cant cure in a few years...

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

No, not even them...though, I have only one and it is retired...because the site changed its name.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Nothing feels near as much fun as putting a new tat on scar tissue.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

phew!!!

Cause I didnt want to have to share my noodle with Freep

Ari
Ari

lets just share, are your feet size 6? If so, perfect! : )

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Jeez. And I'm recovering from my mini Cannabis Cup and I'm STILL upright.

Get some sleeeeep.

Ari
Ari

It's okay, it's worth it!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i think its my special OTC med concoction.

LOL, im like half passing about and collpasing onto my keyboard. its pretty funny actually....

i jerk back up and theres all these random things in the box i have to delete....

i need some sleep LOL

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I doubt it, caitie and him are like 2000 rocks ahead of me. Plus im not the crowd pleaser like they both are.

Ari
Ari

I was able to rock your comment

Ari
Ari

+1

Guess Freep hasn't come after you yet ; )

Ari
Ari

Judging by your rocks it looks like he will be coming after you next! :/

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I think it is a plot by Freep to stop Caitie from having first place on the site in Rocks. Since he covets that position himself.

*dons tinfoil hat*

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

*falls to her knees*

MASTER.

The genius of this post is making my toes curl in the good way.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Well, my genital wart, Avril...won't go away. I've tried everything but a blowtorch.

Ari
Ari

oh shit, lofty bill??

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

DUDE>.. what kinda gifts does the dingleberry fairy leave?!?!? if its better than the reaction i get from hitting someone in the eye with one, i may start to save them to see what happens with this fairy you speak of.

and YES... mad gentlemen. i make sure they are looking at me when i flick them. its the least i can do!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

well there is four places to get a vagina centipede.. The Centipede Ctore, thats on third. theres centipedes-r-us, thats on third too. u got, spread-your-vagina-wide, also on third, Slither Low, Sweet Centipede, matter of fact, their all in the same complex... the centipede complex... on third. AKA the centipede district.

the best place to go tho?

Ayrton's Senna Peed Store.

the good thing about THIS place, they let you see if the centipede is a good fit for your vagina....LOL No, actually im kidding about that last one.

hey, do u know who gave the centipede its name?

shit neither do i, thats maybe something you could do. yeah. find that out

lazydayz
lazydayz

You, sir, are quite a gentleman.

Ari
Ari

I tried to rock this comment and Fallen's comment but only Fallen's rock worked...

I think my rock button is defective (due to it being pissed that I rocked the comments below about the ass centipede and such...) damn.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Wait a second, you dont save them? Put them under the your pillow and wait for the dingleberry fairy to reward you in the middle of the night.

Just dont flip the pillow over on dingleberry eve.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

come to think of its your right, got only knows whats consists of the bodies of the dingleberries that i pull out from between MY man vagina.

sure is fun flicking them at unsuspecting people tho!