Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding Pics in Rhinebeck: Ted Danson, Old People & Hot Reporters

Ted Danson heading back to Delamater Inn after hitting a store in Rhinebeck’s downtown.

So yeah, we drove up to Rhinebeck, NY earlier today to get a first hand look at what’s going down in the small town in the Upstate. Here’s a short list of what we noticed:

1. Each business has something about Chelsea on its window and some even went as far as to rename items on their menu.
2. There are a few decently hot reporters sitting around bullshitting with other reporters. Nothing much happened for the couple hours we walked around.
3. All we saw were really old people walking or sitting around camera-whoring and totally enjoying the limelight. One old couple was everywhere—giving interviews, walking in & out of the Beekman Arms Inn (where it’s rumored Chelsea, her friends & other guests are supposedly staying).

Enjoy the pics below and lookout for more pics as soon as our spy guest within the wedding emails them to us…



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The Devil
The Devil

Ugh.

I thought the reason we separated from England was so we wouldn't have to deal with this horrible "Royal Family" shit. It's 2010 everybody. Stop it with the "legacies" and "dynasties".

The news media spent more time on this than focusing on whether 9/11 HEROES would get more funding for health care.

Fucking disgusting.

I gots no problems with The Clintons, but I just think this whole spectacle shows how shallow Americans are.

Peccavi
Peccavi

so what did they do?? round up enough ugly people to make chelsea feel better? congrats and all, but i'm going back to bed.

Freep
Freep

my fave is the old guy chillin on the bench page 3

dillan
dillan

I guess these are the guests you get when the bride sets the beauty standard.

skilligan
skilligan

man these reporters on the weekends are smokin hot, gotta watch more tv

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I loved Socks. He was adorable.

Chelsea kept a low profile...because she was a low key kind of girl. And she really wasn't that pretty....scratch that...still isn't that pretty.

But...people love a good wedding...especially when it's someone with name recognition....so they're all over this.

Tapper
Tapper

Buddy and Socks were more interesting members of the White House than Chelsea was during her father's presidency. I can't imagine the percentage of Americans who are actually interested in this wedding is that high.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I dont see it being that big of a deal by the time his daughters get married, but it aint my problem.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

"The only certain thing about his legacy at this point is he was/is/will be the first black president"

And that's why I said it'd be a big deal.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

That really depends on Obama's legacy and how he interacts with the world after his presidency. The only certain thing about his legacy at this point is he was/is/will be the first black president, everything else is up in the air.

Where as Bill is the biggest fame whore of an ex president easily in the last 100 years, and actually is percieved by most to have left behind a good legacy.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

Ted Danson's there? I'm in! It's low key right? I could get in...

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I don't think it's that sad. It was kind of expected.

Wait until Sasha or Malia get married...THAT'S going to be a big deal.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

It is sad how much of a big fucking deal this is because of who the brides parents are. I sort of feel bad for her that she cant have the wedding she wants, in a quiet dignified way. Instead she gets this 3 ring circus.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Congrats to her.

And all you haters can go shove broken needles up your sad little dicks and go jack off until blood comes out.

Show a little respect. A former president's daughter is getting married. This is a pretty important day for her. If you want to be crass, be crass, but at least show a modicum of class and respect.

Mundo
Mundo

Oh Whoopi Fucking Dooo...I'm about as excited as getting a free colonascopi....

Bowser
Bowser

This is all pretty fucking stupid

hula
hula

why? what's not royal about it? :P

Freep
Freep

a UK site really called this the american royal wedding...i threw up in my mouth

hula
hula

mmm well Maxim can call off it's quest to find the hottest 100 ppl, they're all right here on the post

the cover should feature Arkansa couple in leopard print