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BREAKING! Manchester United Star Anderson Cheats Death in Vicious Car Accident!

Anderson with Audi R8 – Involved in a nasty-ass collision

Manchester United & Brazil midfielder Anderson all but escaped death yesterday in a Final Destination-style road accident.

He was pulled out of his Audi R8 model unconcious after driving into a wall in Braga, Portugal. Seconds after being taken out, the car exploded and burst into flames! He was said to have been suffering from “concussion, whiplash and shock.” Anderson is now also having to nurse a knee injury to add to his woes after missing almost the whole of the last season due to injury.

There were two other people with him in the car, a Brazilian man and a woman, who were reportedly unhurt.

Talk about getting yourself back into the firing-line after a long injury lay-off!

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Source: The Sun


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The Devil
The Devil

Totally glad I don't understand or care what that meant.

And there are never any "wins" on the internet, unless money comes out of it.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Nah, you'd deliver the Superginger...just like I'dc deliver some Chezza & Victorious Justice.

Freep
Freep

This...mufucka's...name..is...NEO!

*puts you through a roof*

The Devil
The Devil

This mufucka's name is Anderson?

LMAO!!!!

Only in soccer.

I can't wait till motherfucker's in the NBA show up just bein' named "Jenkins" and shit.

Boz
Boz

now that's a cool story.

Freep
Freep

i would but im not one of your 10 anyway

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

..but would these 10 other people get us karen entrys?

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Yeah...but I'm the LAST person they'd hire on. Seriously. I can name ten other people they'd pick before me.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Isnt she going to run off soon anyways? Pretty sure she introduced herself as "a summer intern". Summer is almost over.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Yeah...but that would mean Maheen having to leave. And Maheen is Kryptonite for certain posters...so I'd rather have her around...

Bowser
Bowser

Haha. Mine's not old or busted but it's still not an r8. That car is so beastly.

Freep
Freep

shut it. reminds me of my friend Jay. he has a old busted BMW but its still a BMW.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

You could apply to Moe, to be the "Ginger Editor" for MoeJackson. Then you could publish all the hotness of the redheaded variety our little hearts could stand.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Anything would be nice. He can steal it from the fansites and bring it here.

Just...anything to distract from Moe's OW!-fests

dagon
dagon

Not what I meant it says there were 2 more people who weren't hurt that makes 3 with him so one has to sit on someones lap which means no seat belt the only thing I can deduct from this is Anderson was in someones lap XD

zee
zee

Anderson injured his knee. He's still in hospital I think.

dagon
dagon

how the hell do you get 3 people in an r8 and they don't get hurt?

L.e.t.í.c.i.a
L.e.t.í.c.i.a

Anderson has always been a problematic boy ... he needs help ...

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I doubt she is the sort that shows up in "The Sun".

Bowser
Bowser

Man I love my Audi. I just wish it was a clean ass r8...

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Psst.

Zee...try to dig up some Karen Gillan stuff for me, man....I'm dyin' here.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

Well we all know all three of them are now going to die in crazy unpredictable accidents