BREAKING!! Britney Spears Moves From Fraps To Milkshakes!

These were snapped yesterday as Britney hit up Johnny Rockets.

Part of me thinks that Britney’s P.R. department is telling her to hit all these random places and order unhealthy shit for herself so that she can stay in the media, but the other part of me that’s addicted to vanilla soft serve ice-cream & shakes completely understands her situation. This is just a normal woman (who sometimes has trailer trash tendencies) just going out for some food that happens to be considered somewhat unhealthy.

Not that any of you bastards give a shit, but any other soft serve addicts here? My addiction is so bad that the dude or chick behind the counter of the joint I hit knows what I order. It’s very sad.

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SILIS101
SILIS101

That girl keeps aim at the stars..makin retarded money doin retarded shit

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

hahaha

Her hunchback is getting too big to keep her dress from letting her ass hang out.

spangly
spangly

I think she actually has hooves for feet. Those legs of hers look like pig legs. I have her video collection but I seldom look at it anymore. I am mostly nauseated by her.

Man-Spider
Man-Spider

After all this time I still adore her legs. Nothing else though.

The Devil
The Devil

I think that she's probably done.

Maybe she'll do like Vegas in about 10 or 15 years or "Dancing With The Stars", but as a "major" performer, she's done.

And good riddance.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

they are kept away from her as much as possible to avoid the taint?

Freep
Freep

why isnt her ugly ass with her kids?

Mundo
Mundo

Yep that rear view shot looks nasty...

Tapper
Tapper

She always looks like she's in transition. You don't know if she's going from hot to sloppy or vice versa. There's enough in these pictures to make me think that she just needs to get disciplined in a few areas, but there also are some things the make her appear to be on express train to icky.

cali-17
cali-17

Sure, she's a bit of a mess here, but I will always have a soft spot for Brit Brit. Lookin' good, girl!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Moe, I never serve up soft.

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Brit looks a mess, i morn the hottness of 10ish years ago.

hula
hula

keep the jimmy choos, throw britney some sparkly old navy flip flops

lazydayz
lazydayz

Wow, she actually looks somewhat decent, at least compared to previous posts.

And she's always gotta show off a little asscrack.

hula
hula

I know but we are talking about Britney, half her ass is hanging out and her hair looks like a bleached mop, shoes are irrelevant in this case.

salma
salma

noooo I can't, shoes are very important!!!

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

the baby chub is back again & it just doen't be a lookin' any beter than it did the first time around.....that rear end shot...GAG retch & all that

hula
hula

*sigh* these pictures only inspire mean things to say so the soft serve topic seems nicer.

It's not sad they know what you'll order unless you go more than three times a day, then you have a problem.

hula
hula

those are gorgeous!!

salma, we know what would happen if those jimmy choos fell on the wrong feet (britney's), they'd be torn apart in 2 seconds.

let her be happy in her 3x2 payless prom special

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

uh no, wrong person in anything...her kidhood is long past as in last century...look like you're a mom BritBot

BryanZee
BryanZee

she looks so worn out.

her music is so bad too, i don't get why she's so popular......

dinodan
dinodan

What shoes would you have worn?

salma
salma

wrong shoes with that dress or wrong dress with that shoes

but I'll always love Britney

jimbo
jimbo

yeah she can still sit on my face anytime