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BREAKING! Simon Cowell Wearing Ray-Bans in the French Mediterranean!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Simon Cowell & his Sugar Daddy Super Lottery-winning fiance Mezhgan Hussainy are currently vacationing in the French Mediterranean. These particular pics were snapped yesterday in the small coastal town of Theoule-sur-Mer, which as of 2006, had a population of only around 1500.

Sure he has huge-ass coastal mansion somewhere in the Caribbean, but when you’re as filthy rich as Simon Cowell, you treat your ladies to the Mediterranean.

Anyway, King Cowell was looking like a straight-up kickboxing champion as he walked shirtless w/ his woman to their mega yacht to spend a few days enjoying tantric sex on their ocean mansion. Later in the day, Mezhgan was seen catching rays on the yacht while Simon cruised around in his jet ski.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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20 comments
comeon11
comeon11

If your kids preference at their plate when you attend salmon, shrimp, or tuna, they could be missing out on nutrients that are essential to healthy growth and development.

Boz
Boz

So, those are his famous man boobies..

spangly
spangly

Simon is a douche. I think he has had pectoral implants. If that is his personal yacht I hope it hits an iceberg in the North Atlantic and sinks.

RealThing
RealThing

I hope i won't have nightmares.

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

I'm not sure Simon could pass Phil's pencil test.

Stone Cold
Stone Cold

Bitch's ass is so fine, even she can't keep HER hands off it....

And thats the bottom line......

Auntie Krist
Auntie Krist

Those are officially man boobs requiring a brassiere. Also, they looked like they've been artificially implanted or sculpted; not natural at all. Simon doesn't have the build to carry those naturally.

On the none gay comment side, those women are blurry hot!

dinodan
dinodan

How can a man have tits that big.

Mundo
Mundo

Ahhh..the life of the rich and famous..only in dreams for most of us...

skilligan
skilligan

I IDOLize all the poon he gets

iambastard
iambastard

The chick in the white fixing her hair for blurry telephotos. LoL.

Freep
Freep

damn, just got home from work and i see this. i want to live the rich life for just one day

Nookies
Nookies

I love how I can look at a picture of a non famous hot chick thats dating a famous guy and you can blatantly clearly tell shes a fame whore just by how she looks :S..if anyone understood that..

BryanZee
BryanZee

simon has borderline moobs.....

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

Page 3-3, that's a nice ass... Damn you Simon!