BREAKING! Simon Cowell Wearing Ray-Bans in the French Mediterranean!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Simon Cowell & his Sugar Daddy Super Lottery-winning fiance Mezhgan Hussainy are currently vacationing in the French Mediterranean. These particular pics were snapped yesterday in the small coastal town of Theoule-sur-Mer, which as of 2006, had a population of only around 1500.

Sure he has huge-ass coastal mansion somewhere in the Caribbean, but when you’re as filthy rich as Simon Cowell, you treat your ladies to the Mediterranean.

Anyway, King Cowell was looking like a straight-up kickboxing champion as he walked shirtless w/ his woman to their mega yacht to spend a few days enjoying tantric sex on their ocean mansion. Later in the day, Mezhgan was seen catching rays on the yacht while Simon cruised around in his jet ski.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

  • Auntie Krist

    Those are officially man boobs requiring a brassiere. Also, they looked like they’ve been artificially implanted or sculpted; not natural at all. Simon doesn’t have the build to carry those naturally.

    On the none gay comment side, those women are blurry hot!

  • Bolt Uprite

    I’m not sure Simon could pass Phil’s pencil test.

  • Freep

    eww lol

  • RealThing

    I hope i won’t have nightmares.

  • Boz

    So, those are his famous man boobies..

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