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Irina Shayk Wants To Be ‘A Dog'; Young Boys 3-2 Spurs!

The Glamourous Girlfriend of Soccer-star Cristiano Ronaldo, Irina Shayk wants to be a dog in her next life!

IRINA SHAYK, who by now we all know as the model-girlfriend of CRISTIANO RONALDO, revealed in a serious interview that she believes in reincarnation and that she one day wants to return to this world as none other than a DOG!

She then also got slightly crazier by telling us the exact location and whereabouts of this dog CURRENTLY. In one of her first exclusive interviews post-Ronaldo link up, she claimed:

“In my next life I want to come back as my dog. He has the best life.

“Right now he is on vacation in Miami.”

After a couple of months with Ronaldo, she is going loony. She also admitted to having an impoverished childhood back in her native Russia, revealing: “Growing up we didn’t have any money.”

Well, CR7 has certainly changed that for you, hasn’t he bitch!? What is it that they say about women with pretty faces again!!?

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sandra
sandra

LOL! what if Cheryl bought it :o

lazydayz
lazydayz

Yes, excuse us for not recognizing the obvious joke, because it was so fucking hilarious. And it's not like it was quoted as being taken from a "serious interview." And it was put into such discernible context too. Clearly a joke.

Peccavi
Peccavi

so.... there aren't any Irina pics here? i am disappoint

bluntXhottie
bluntXhottie

I find her ugly....

those bags underneath her eyes (which I don't think are bags)

Her unsightly shaped lips

Her jaundice like skin

I see....GROSS!

Nookies
Nookies

Gorgeous girl..when shes not smiling..that smile is bad..I wonder what she looks like when she has her mouth wide open like an O shape.. Hmmm

McPerv
McPerv

That's just zee making shit up by distorting the context. Appears to me that she was just making the point that her dog has a good life.

zee
zee

funny, that.

I have the same feeling about certain teams from the Merseyside area of England, ie small teams from areas close to Everton, EVER winning their domestic league in the modern day. As far as I know, bets are closed on it because its probably a pointless thing to do with back pocket change. But I think we should take baby steps here, talking about the league is wayy too much too soon. Challenging to QUALIFY for Europe's elite competition should be the priority for Everton and the smaller clubs in its immediate area (Tranmere, liverpool - in that order). I don't think anyone from Merseyside got close to securing a Qualifying place for the European tournament that actually COUNTS this year, right? 7th and 8th places? Not close to the domestic league's elite and just above intertoto places. Hmmm. Maybe you could shed some more light on that...?

Furry Frog
Furry Frog

"What is it that they say about women with pretty faces again!!?"

That horny bastards are so bent on calling them dumb that they can't tell an obvious joke and end up looking like fools themselves? This must be it, judging by some comments.

Her face isn't pretty, though.

skilligan
skilligan

she really has it all, those lips make up for any other face weakness

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

"(im gonna come back as a 7.5 inch glass dildo)"

Which a fat greasy 500lb repressed male homosexual who lives in his mums basement is going to buy for "his pleasure".

dont die too soon Freep.

Freep
Freep

ok she wants to come back as her dog. seems a more playful answer than serious one. but yeah i guess you never know someone is crazy till they open their mouths...not saying reincarnation is crazy. (im gonna come back as a 7.5 inch glass dildo)

Boz
Boz

exotic...

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

can you say "Hallo I vant be citizen uf dis countree, tank you much." nice watch & ring you're sporting on that hand/arm & just who gave those to you, huh?

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

well yea she's dumb, she's a model isn't she? and some in India beleive that if you lead a bad life you come back as something unimportant like a bug which is why those ones will not kill a bug because it just might be aunt Shirly or whoever while others there, in a starving nation, beleive that souls waiting for a new body wait in rats bodys & so they won't kill one of those vile things & even go so far as to bring the best food they can afford to feed these things........the more I learn the stranger this world gets.

Nookies
Nookies

Yup, She definitely likes being bent over...and so I shall.

RDouble365
RDouble365

I am sure they Spurs will be safe!! It will be interesting to see if a team from North London will win the European Cup/Champions League for the first time ever.

I wouldn't put my house or my car on it. In fact, I wouldn't even put £2 on it, it would be like throwing money down the drain ;).

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

Well, if she wants to practice being a dog, I have a "bone" she can "chew" on.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I'm no expert on reincarnation, but aren't you supposed to be reborn into a newly born body? And wouldn't her dog be long dead by the time she dies? Is this bitch just dumb as a rock?

Brasileira
Brasileira

lol i'm pretty sure she's made a shitload of money already with her modelling and doesn't need cron financially.

i still think he's gay and she's his beard.

barranr
barranr

yeah, doggie style ... that's happening

BryanZee
BryanZee

that body is bangingggggg!

the rest......including her face is still useless.......