EPL Day 4: Man Utd Stunned By Everton Late-Show; Arsenal and Chelsea Win!

Arteta wheels away in celebration after stealing 2 points off of Man Utd with a stoppage time goal!

Eight games, 26 goals, countless incidents of excitement as the EPL gears into full-flow! Man Utd dropped two points away at Everton without their main man after conceding two late goals in a 3-3 draw. Champions Chelsea took full advantage by disposing of the luckless West Ham Utd. 3-1, while Arsenal stayed in the mix of things up there after eventually overcoming Bolton 4-1.
Elsewhere, the impressive Blackpool won 2-0 away at Newcastle and Spurs warmed up for their Champions League debut by drawing 1-1 with West Brom! The millions of Man City whipped a poor Liverpool into shape a few weeks ago, but it wasn’t cash well-spent today as they were also held to a 1-1 draw.

EVERTON 3-3 MANCHESTER UNITED
Man Utd. lost out on 2 points, lost more vital ground on Chelsea and Arsenal, as well as some of their pride to their Merseyside rivals. But they didn’t lose their talismanic WAYNE ROONEY, who was left out of the squad of 18 for today’s match after allegations of an affair. Also, he always gets a grilling whenever he returns to boyhood club Everton, which was Sir Alex’s excuse of the day. Lets face it, he would’ve feared for his life had he played in Merseyside today.

In terms of the football, Utd. did well. They still had a strong line up containing Nani, Berbatov, Scholes and Giggs and always looked a threat on the break. Everton matched them equally for most of the first half though, utilising Pienaar, Cahill, Fellaini and Jagielka effectively. The home side took the lead with a STEVEN PIENAAR tap in after poor defending just before the break, but their own defending was even worse (Distin!) after DARREN FLETCHER notched an equaliser just two minutes later. Fair score at the break, but for those who didn’t want Rooney’s absence to disturb the Devils, well…

The second half was classic EPL stuff. Utd. came out and dominated after the break and go 3-1 on the hour, as first NEMANJA VIDIC headed in, and then DIMITAR BERBATOV showed just how shit Distin really is. 3-1, game over. Right? No. Everton offered very little in the second half. TIM CAHILL’S stoppage time equaliser looked like a consolation but MIKEL ARTETA showed his team’s never-say-die attitude as he scored a minute later to draw 3-3. It was definitely two points lost, and not one gained for the Mancs. They’ll have Rio, Rooney and a few others back soon, but my, how an affair-scandal can influence proceedings so much. That as well as Jonny Evans’ crap defending! Everton are picking themselves up. They have undoubted quality and its good to see that they save it for big days and big games. Their average players (Distin!) and poor consistancy bring them down. Watch them lose next week…!

Man-Of-The-Match: TIM CAHILL (Everton)

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35 comments
Boz
Boz

FUUUUUUCCCCCK YOU EVERTON!

I'm so fucking sad now.

Freep
Freep

brady was looking good. :D

19-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BryanZee
BryanZee

Your not alone!

My 49ers got demolished!

I want to strangle Alex Smith. What a waste of the #1 Pick.

zee
zee

i'm not dude!

yeh there's one on here that I am trash talking but he's not a real scouser anyway, he's jus desparate to be one. i talk shit to him bc his stupid responses are funny to laugh at in my spare time. it's always good to know that you're a few levels above some people in this world. I'm down with scousers, just not rdoublecuntwank. :)

RDouble365
RDouble365

:).............

Don't worry, I know exactly how she operates. Its obvious that a growing number of people have realised it, looking at some of the posts this week..............

zee
zee

thats ok....just know that most of us are laughing directly AT you and your shit team. The difference is, we're not pussies like you and can tell you straight up.

zee
zee

i'll quote from what i wrote before this...

"im not saying birmingham city is an easy place to go to anymore, far from it.".....

...LSE? London School of Eunuch's!? hahahahahah. I'd think that someone from there could read and understand a small passage LMAO.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

oh boy more guys doing the silly walk aka monthy python...I want to see 250 pound guys slam into each other, broken bones, broken bones, blood & gore...real footbal means real pain...go USA!!

BryanZee
BryanZee

Don't worry.

Katy just likes butting in other peoples convo's and acting like she's part of moejackson staff.....

just think of her as a really big annoying fly that roams around looking for a purpose...

BryanZee
BryanZee

Word.

Im watching my 9ers right now.

BryanZee
BryanZee

Let me enjoy my yooth dammit!

i don't want to be a 40 year old playing runescape like you caty

RDouble365
RDouble365

.....BUT then you still chat anyway, in this thread, way down here!!!

So........

See you tomorrow :)

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Do you even know what I'm talking about? You don't.

At this point, I don't give a fuck if you're on here or not.

RDouble365
RDouble365

*sigh*................

How many times do I have to say it.....*looks up into the sky in exasperation*.......

......I'll see you tomorrow - have a great day :)

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Please don't trash talk scousers Zee

RDouble365
RDouble365

Hhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!

And no, I am not laughing WITH you.......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

RDouble365
RDouble365

'ONLY'??

Hmmm.

Birmingham, who are unbeaten at home for 16 games, stretching back to September 2009??

'ONLY'??

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

zee
zee

no ambition. no class. no standards. unless you count that dodgy new sponser on your crappy lil shirts.

Now that Liverpool have played, where was Torres today!? all talk. just like every other Scouser. ofcourse you're not an actual scouser, just a confused glory hunter born in the wrong era lmao.

zee
zee

thank you! atleast there's someone else on here that knows their football! not twats that live in the past and think they're a big man team today only to go and draw at frikkin st.andrews lol. im not saying birmingham city is an easy place to go to anymore, far from it. but if you're a big team with ambition you should atleast be getting yourself on the score sheet and try and nick the game, even if you play crap.

Liverpool were absolutely battered from start to finish. Reina is the one player with any credibility in that team at the moment. I love how Stevie G plays better for country than club these days LMAO. Shows where his passion is. Or maybe its just Hodgson's shitty tactics. The man that was supposedly meant to take the club forward after Rafa lol. If there's anything that could be more closer to the opposite LOL...

RDouble365
RDouble365

......a point is FINE @ St. Andrew's ;) - weren't outplayed in the second half, so I am content :).

J-Sin
J-Sin

Pssttt. Real Football here in the states just started. LETS GO JETS!

J-Sin
J-Sin

I thought you guys we're the same person...

the_real_hunter
the_real_hunter

Liverpool are playing right now and although it's 0-0 they are being WELL OUTPLAYED by Birmingham City.

the_real_hunter
the_real_hunter

Anyone would look unstoppable if they only played the bottom teams from the previous season. Everyone they played were in the relegation battle last year. We'll see how good they are once they play someone worth a crap.

Arsenal keep playing against 10 because teams try to kick them off the park. There could have been 2 other reds for Bolton yesterday of the referee wasn't totally incompetent.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Bryan...you need to quit acting like a fourteen year old fucktard.

RDouble365
RDouble365

Torres??? Did Liverpool play yesterday?!?!!?!?! I don't remember any feature on Liverpool on the post, let me read it again and check.....

:)....

zee
zee

i'd say worse to you than that bryanzee joker up there, but i'm not done tightening your dog-strap yet.

bitch on a leash again, really. a team beating 3 relegation candidates are 'unstoppable'...*thumbs up*. yeh, i guess that would be an achievement for europa league-liverpoo, mr. expert.

1) arsenal played against 11 men 2 weeks ago against blackburn away...stfu.

2) if torres ever stays 100% fit and you manage to beat west brom AT HOME by more than a goal to nil, come and talk to me then. have fun watching birmingham rape you today without your very own javier 'i beg you please, let me leave this worthless shithole!' mascherano. but don't worry - you'll have the almighty david n'gog lmao. dickcheese.

3) which wasteman gets up at 8am on a sunday to chat shit about football on a goss. website!?

NO balls...NO life! i suggest that you carry on with your usual work and find a client for yourself. I hear that wayne rooney's free these days now that youve rinsed JT.

RDouble365
RDouble365

Chelsea look unstoppable already......

Are Arsenal ever gonna play against 11 men?! Jeez, when referees start officiating their games properly, they might end up playing against 11 men, and of course, lose.

That, and the New (Plastic!) Model Army going down like flies......if Cesc 'I wanna go home' Fabragas joins the growing injury list, they will REALLY be in trouble..........

zee
zee

Clever image! jk. Fuck Off :)