Caption This! (Kim Kardashian Takes Down An Ice Cream Cone!!)

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

In other Kim Kardashian news, apparently she dropped $100k on purses at Hermes while in France too. Nope. All that dough and the mother-daughter duo stacked up only 7 bags. How? Kim and Kris walked out with a slew of the sacred “Berkin” bags, retailing for $10,000 a piece. (That’s enough to buy 9 or 10 of Marc Jacobs’ latest bags, for those of you who can’t do fashion math.) Even Sex and The City’s hotshot Samantha Jones couldn’t get her hands on a single Berkin without shamelessly dropping names (and a few little lies) – after all, “It’s not a bag, it’s a fucking Berkin!” Source

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d55
d55

Correction: Then you slimmed down your nose some more but during the same process, you also had some more shaving done to get rid of the hook completely.*

d55
d55

i can still see her old hooked nose in these pix.

"I never had any plastic surgery!" oooookay cum dumpster. You had at least 4 surgeries on your nose alone.

Old and real nose (she had her dad's nose):

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/9391/postimagekimdad8thgrade.jpg

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3428/bigoldnose.jpg

Then you got it slimmed down to this but the hook was still there, and your nose was still pretty big:

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/4471/hookednose.jpg

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/1215/hookednose3.jpg

Then you started the process to get rid of the hook:

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8283/kimnosejob.jpg

Then you slimmed down your nose some more but this time, you also had some shaving done to get rid of the hook and ended up with a completely different nose that is too small for your face now because your insecure ass that was most likely teased for having a huge nose back in the day still haunts you so you see a big nose even today whenever you look in the mirror:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4329/kimkardashiannosejob.jpg

People are not as stupid as you, whore. You're owned. Stop lying out of that plastic ass of yours.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Stupid materialistic cunt.

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

Those jeans are so tight, they're making my jeans tight.

greasy
greasy

now THAT is a nice ass, not the fatness that is Kim K.

Boz
Boz

Dear Buddha, If I got reincarnated again as woman in my next life, I want to have that kind of ass.

spangly
spangly

The amount of money these whores drop on this shit makes me want to barf. For the love of all that is right Moe, please limit posting these Cwords to once a month!

Mundo
Mundo

All I can say this chick is just desperate for a man that will stay with her, she's most of the time sucking on a lollipop or deep throating an ice cream, I think that's pretty good advertisement..

Ari
Ari

elapsed time: 2.5 seconds.

Adam Laws
Adam Laws

lol, that dude looks pissed.

nybiggs
nybiggs

LOL oh no a black guy in a suit. He must be rich!

BryanZee
BryanZee

have you seen her video with Ray-J?

She needs all the practice she can get.

dinodan
dinodan

Kim is thinking while shoving the cone down her throat..."...need a fatter ass, need a fatter ass, need a fatter ass...

barranr
barranr

"this is going to go straight to my ass"

barranr
barranr

yes, i now see some chocolate chunks in there

RDouble365
RDouble365

I would love those Kim K lips to be on the tip of my ice-cream!!!

RDouble365
RDouble365

Well if that was the case for Kim K, it would be a Sweet Chocolate flava she would have bought ;)

barranr
barranr

"i like my icecream like i like my men, white"

Bowser
Bowser

She should try wearing make-up

skilligan
skilligan

oh this is too easy, "i can take this whole cone at once and not spill a thing"

Moe
Moe

looks like someone's not saving up for retirement...

and, i'm pretty sure kim can down that in one swoop.

CARCAR
CARCAR

AHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT AN ICE CREAM. looks so good