Miranda Kerry & Orlando Bloom Still in Love @ Milan Fashion Week

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These were snapped over the weekend as newly weds Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom attended “The Scent of Future” party during the Milan Fashion Week going down right now. Miranda’s currently pregnant with the couple’s “Forced-To-Get-Married” baby, which is a celebrity couple’s first baby that forces them to finally stop dating & tie the knot. They look so happy together, but we all know how it’s gonna end, right?

Besides his acting gig, Orlando Bloom is also doing some modeling these days. I was inside the Uniqlo store in SoHo recently and saw a couple huge posters of him in the dude’s section upstairs. It looks like he’s tapping into Miranda’s network and bagging lucrative jobs in the fashion industry. Damn him.

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BryanZee
BryanZee

Actually it makes sense now.

You hate Miranda because your McGay, and you want Orlando's cock in your mouth.

BryanZee
BryanZee

First thing that comes to mind when i say Definition Of Perfect is Orlando Bloom?

I now question you motives on hating on Miranda.

Boz
Boz

it happens sometimes, you know.

some ppl even get dirty alert for no reason.

asgopt
asgopt

Also what's up with all the hates? Every comment has at least one hate? Some fat chick must be having a tantrum or something.

asgopt
asgopt

I love Miranda but she looks a bit wonky here. Not her best pictures. I actually love her eyes and how far apart they are, they make her interesting. And her dimples and skin, gorgeous. It's just her nose that doesn't always photograph well. But then again neither does Rosie HW's, and she looks amazing in person.

But there's a reason why Miranda is a supermodel and most women are not (to the person who basically said she's overrated), and there's a reason why Orlando is boinking her and other men are not.

Honestly I'd say Orlando has a better chance with chicks than the personification of Ugly that is Adriana's husband, but whatever.

Nookies
Nookies

Hmm im curious to know..what are the heights of guys you normally date? like do u considered an average height (5'9'') to be too short for you? or..yea curiosity :S

Freep
Freep

are you married to a girly man though

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I'm 6'0" and I wear four inch heels ALL the time.

McPerv
McPerv

OK so we have your opinion of Orlando Bloom, but what do you think of Miranda Kerr?

Boz
Boz

I knew her before even she dated that Bloom guy. just saying. lol.

Nookies
Nookies

So true. Haters are gonna hate. Pure jealously. Amazingly guys have yet to figure out that every girl is different. One ridiculously hot chick could find a guy to be the hottest shes ever seen..While a lesser attractive girl would find that same guy ugly..Personal taste.

Nookies
Nookies

I can see where you're getting at..and its true. Alot of celebs are average looking to slightly above average looking. But due to the media telling us whos hot we will tend to exaggerate someones looks. "OMG SHES SO HAWT!11one"

Miranda was working with VS for quite a while but no one knew who she was nor did they care. She barely got any work at all..Until Orlando came along and then pictures of her was in demand and -she- was as well. The more famous a model is the more money they make. All models are fame whores. No one knew who Bar Refaeli was until Leo came along.

Granted, just because a girl is a model doesn't mean she has to be hot. To be a runway model you just need to be tall and skinny. But if you have a strong pretty face you'll get print work (mags,endorsements,etc) as well. But, She wouldn't be nearly as popular and land as many things that she does if it wasnt for her dating a celeb. But shes cute as a button thou ^_^

Shes like a sun flower and (insert random hot chick here) is like a rose..Society thinks Roses > Sun Flowers..But they are still both pretty flowers. With unique qualities

Nookies
Nookies

I have no idea why a girl thats supposedly 5'9 (which clearly she is) would wear 5in heels..Isn't the most common heel length for 5'7+ girls only 3 inches? With her height and those heels she's 6'2..Orlando is 5'11..That would be kinda discomforting :(

d55
d55

oh and orlando bloom...man, there is a guy every guy should look up to. She had no interest in him and initially rejected him so he said, "let's just be friends" to work his way up so what did he do? He became her friend, then he got her to go out with him, got her to be his girlfriend, got her to marry him and is about to get her to have his child. Dude had it all planned out...smooth.

d55
d55

I can't get over her eyes! They are almost on the sides of her head. She looks like a bird - a cute bird you wanna pet but a bird regardless. I dig the shoes. She looks old here though. I was gonna say she's slowly showing her age but it is probably because she's tired. She has a round, baby face with chubby cheeks so i doubt she will look old anytime soon.

Boz
Boz

hahaha.. yeah, I get it.

BryanZee
BryanZee

And he should chug some McBleach then proceed to jump off a McCliff

the kitten
the kitten

yea we all know how it will end, of course. but at least they'll get a cute baby out of it hopefully. im curious to see this baby. i bet i will be adorable. it just has to be. ugh i hate her. haha.

i like the pic where the light is hitting her legs, illuminating them. i dont care what some people say, i think shes one of the most attractive people ever to look at. and those eyes...ahhh. shes splendid

BryanZee
BryanZee

Like "ur with my miranda *punch*"

followed by "your with miranda? *highfive*"

get it?

Boz
Boz

the baby's gonna look as cute as Miranda.

Boz
Boz

lol... what?

Boz
Boz

that doesnt look like her at all.

Freep
Freep

McPerv you sound McCrazy

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

well i still think she's adorable. :p

BryanZee
BryanZee

i doubt their sincerely hating on him.

i myself would like to punch orlando and give him a high five right after.

BryanZee
BryanZee

Seriously.

He's living the dream.

You gotta give him props for bagging the hottest chick in the world.

camelfro
camelfro

I noticed her back looks massive. Her legs look really good, but her face is getting the wonky pregnancy bloating. In one month her whole body will be bloated like a monkey copse in a river for 3 days. The baby will be gorgeous though.

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

Not that I needed another reason to hate Orlando Bloom... but damn it... Miranda Kerr has been tainted!

skilligan
skilligan

what good is a model that has kids with a gay dude?

J-Sin
J-Sin

Cuz your on a fucking site where people hate on celebrities.

dinodan
dinodan

hypocrite....really?

call over confident, stuck up for my comment...hell even call me Dr. Phil like Bowser did but how the hell am I contradicting myself?

J-Sin
J-Sin

I know! Fool has no idea how much he sounds like a fucking hypocrite. Keep it real, son.

J-Sin
J-Sin

Because you never get envious or jealous. Good for you!

Bowser
Bowser

Haha. You're going to tell us about our lives just because of posts on a random website? Ok Dr. Phil...

dinodan
dinodan

You are right, I did exclude myself because I do not make those statements or hate on others for their successes.

Because I call out others for being envious or jealous of others, does not mean I think I am better than others...it just means that I am confident in myself.

J-Sin
J-Sin

No, you just generalized why they would make a statement like that and excluded yourself. It's part of human nature to be envious. Don't pretend that your better than us.

dinodan
dinodan

I didn't say anything about myself other than I do not hate on other guys for pulling a hot chick. But you can think whatever.

J-Sin
J-Sin

And whats that make you? Enlightened?

dinodan
dinodan

I think it is funny how guys rip on other guys because they have a hot wife/girlfriend. I guess some do this because they are either:

1. trying to compensate for some traumatic life event.

or

2. living in a fantasy world where they think they might have a chance at hot chicks.

Either way, as a dude I like to celebrate the success of other dudes... and to this all I can do is tip my hat and say, well played Orlando...well played.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

Not true. idk why you hate on her so much, she's attractive. she might now be gorgeous and she has some funky features (eyes are very far set, strange pointed nose and face shape) but she's good looking overall. flawless skin, long legs, nice hip to waist ratio, well proportioned, perky tits and ass, baby blues, what's not to like? besides the face that u would do her in a heartbeat so stop complaining. also, your whole labeling theory is not necessarily true. karolina kurkova is a supermodel and everyone acknowledges that she is a complete butterface with the body of a goddess and the face of napoleon dynamite.