Kim Kardashian @ 2BHappy Jewelry Collection Launch in NYC

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

These were snapped later in the evening yesterday after Kim arrived back into NYC from a short trip back home to Los Angeles.

As most of you bastards know, Kim’s currently doin’ winter in NYC for her reality show. Kim & her two sisters opened a SoHo location of D-A-S-H, a boutique targeted mainly towards women (big booty not necessary).

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FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Ahahahaha! Heroes I tell you!

And I'm sure RoxyMoxie gave Holden McGroin a really special treat when he finally got to her...

d55
d55

Looks more like the prostitute she is here. Hey, whore...stop trying to make your eyes look cat-like. You already had eye surgery to get them slanted. You used to have round eyes, and that is why your eyes look creepy as hell now because half your pupil is covered up by your lower eyelid (due to your surgeon pulling your skin around your eyes more than he should have).

Auntie Krist
Auntie Krist

Never understood why people made her popular. It's like saying, "that crap smells like shit," and then people smell it. Skank Whore, Yes. Beauty, Fuck NO. Take this bitch out of bastardly and never put her on.

the kitten
the kitten

its wierd, i never like the way she appears in photos, but ive seen her on a couple of appearances on tv lately and she looked absolutely stunning

Boz
Boz

fuck no.

Bowser
Bowser

I'll give you a ride, bro

jamieson
jamieson

is that a smudge on her cheek or just dirt on my monitor

barranr
barranr

take all the falsies off her and all you'd be left with is a black dress

dinodan
dinodan

She looks fatter than normal, and it looks like she has tarantula legs attached to her eyes.

skilligan
skilligan

she is really hot still, don't like her but she's smokin hot

witz
witz

doesn't *need* falsies

witz
witz

i know the black tights are supposed to lengthen her legs and make her look slimmer, but i think they make her look worse. and she needs to stop with the spider lashes. she has great natural lashes. she doesn't falsies.

Hanson McCock
Hanson McCock

Now that you’ve mentioned it, I’ve actually had this unique story idea lingering at the back of my mind for the longest time. Did you want to read about it? Really? Okay great!

So it’s basically about this guy (let’s call him Holden McGroin) who meets this girl (let’s call her RoxyMoxie) online and fall head over heels in love with each other. So naturally they figured it was best they meet in person to profess their profound love for each other. One problem, neither have any means of transportation to make the trip. Holden, being the gentlemen that he is, decides he will make the trip. He has no car or money for bus fare, so he was left with the option of hitchhiking. After riding with an ex-con, a cross-dressing 50 year old man, and one extremely sexually aggressive truck driver, Holden finally makes it to his destination.

Long story short, they end up getting married and on their way to the honeymoon they come across this tour bus carrying Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kesha, The Black Eyed Peas and Holden’s high school French teacher. Holden and Moxie both agreed that it was best to light the bus on fire and push it off a cliff, and that’s exactly what they did. The End.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

You should totally write a book.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

She always looks so squinty, she thinks she's doing the sultry eye pose but she looks like an idiot.

crackrocks
crackrocks

man, fuck all this bullshit, i'm a man and i want to poke that.

RDouble365
RDouble365

You can say what you want about her personality/reality TV lifestyle, but the body is FIRING!!!!

Hanson McCock
Hanson McCock

*Puts down glass of Haterade on the rocks and opens the door*

Hanson: Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Kim: Please sir, you must grant me shelter from the angry mob chasing after me.

Hanson: Oh dear, you poor thing, please do wait right there.

*Shuts door, picks up glass of Haterade on the rocks and listens inventively as the mob tears Kim to shreds*

Prof Bastardly
Prof Bastardly

When is this grotesque thing going to stop appearing on my monitor? There's like 3.5 billion women on Earth, and about 3.49 billion of them are more attractive than Kim, yet there she is, day after day. WTF?