Caption This! (Kim Kardashian & The Charmin Bear Edition!)

Kim Kardashian will promote anything for the right price as negotiated by her mother Kris. This time she’s seen at the opening of another Charmin public restroom in NYC. She’s there to promote the 15 stalls that offer a clean environment for folks who need to use the bathroom on the go. Any what the answer that Kim was coached to say for promoting a public bathroom:

About a week ago, Kourtney and I were out shopping with my nephew, Mason, and it was almost impossible to stop and find a changing room for him. It literally ruined our shopping experience. So I can only imagine what it’s like shopping during the holidays. So anytime I can kind of, you know, align myself and put awareness to, you know, getting great people jobs and opening up a great clean facility, you know, why not? Source

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skilligan
skilligan

"when u have all the action i have back there, charmin is important"

lazydayz
lazydayz

That would actually make a really good ad slogan.

spangly
spangly

Excellent caption. 500 internets to you!

Angus
Angus

For someone with her past, I don't know if I would want to be associated with anything pertaining to the bathroom. lol

NO FAT CHICKS
NO FAT CHICKS

Only the shit fetishists want to think about this out of shape bitch straining out a huge fat shit and then wiping the brown slime off of that mile-long crack.

dinodan
dinodan

It is good to see Kim give back to the TP industry. You know as a kid she sat in front of the mirror stuffing her ass and tits full of TP before she got her implants.

Glimmer
Glimmer

oh that's the connection. oh...

i wish the bear came to life and destroyed kim. darn she still lives. *sigh*. :(

crackrocks
crackrocks

you don't get the connection between toilet paper and bears, Glim? bears take huge shits, so they need lots of strong yet gentle tp. now ya know!

(oh, and i still wanna plow Kim. she could be at an opening of a needle exchange & i'd still want it)

Glimmer
Glimmer

Kim Kardashian will promote anything for the right price as negotiated by her mother Kris. This time she's seen at the opening of another Charmin public restroom in NYC.

wow it's like insanity gets topped on a seasonal basis. just wow...

as much as she mentioned/gets posted on this site. moe/jackson why don't you try to find out what the price would be to get her to wear a moej/bastardly shirt ???

and i've never been able to make the connection between toilet tissue and bears. someone want to help ???? *ha ha*

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crackrocks
crackrocks

"she's never ever gonna wipe her butt!! she is never ever ever gonna wipe her butt!!

+5 for the first person who knows where this is from!

RDouble365
RDouble365

Those curves.....those ASS!!!!!! WOWWWWWW!!!