David Arquette’s Play-Thing Jasmine Waltz Did A Early-December Bikini Shoot in L.A.

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So yeah, this definitely meets the criterion for desperate camera whoring which probably started when some horny/schrewd member of the paparazzi said the following to Jasmine: “I’m a photographer. Wanna wring the final seconds of you 15 minutes and try to become famous?” They probably had sex a few minutes after he asked the Q & then drove to the nearest beach for the impromptu shoot. Guess what they did after the shoot?

For those of you who don’t remember, Jasmine Waltz is the woman who made Courteney Cox’s husband David Arquette ‘feel manly’ all over again. The waitress and aspiring “actress” was tossed into the spotlight a few months ago after D.Arquette admitted during a radio interview that he had slept with her (once or twice) b/c Courtney Cox was too busy to have sex. On October 11, 2010, it was announced that Arquette and Cox were having a trial separation but “still love each other deeply.” Whatever the fuck that means…

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The Devil
The Devil

Damn.

Now, this is how you do it.

Why aint Tiger Woods pull no skanks this hot?

Aint he a billionaire?

Altair
Altair

he may not be funny, but he also aint blind, this girl is bangin!

Peccavi
Peccavi

david definitely traded up.

dinodan
dinodan

Not bad for a side fling.

horny guy
horny guy

Yep a big bankroll will get you more pussy...that's what most girls mean when they say size matters

Moe
Moe

so, would she be considered a glorified prostitute? or is that a really harsh categorization?

Noah
Noah

it's funny... Courtney is to busy to bang. Ouch!

Noah
Noah

For example, Jonah Hill gets laid whenever he wants. It's like chicks know that they're gonna get some cash out of it. The can also tell their friends, "Hey I banged Jonah Hill!". Then all their friends are like, "Was it really as gross as it seems like it could be?" Then she's all like, "Well he gave me a $1000 pendent on the way out"

skilligan
skilligan

she is an upgrade over his wife

the kitten
the kitten

looks like megan fox with better eyebrows

lazydayz
lazydayz

Science bless you, sweet child.

Ari
Ari

I KNEW you hated hippos Moe....

Boz
Boz

wisdom words from Tony Montana:

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Moe
Moe

no offense to hippos.

Moe
Moe

game?! When you have fame & fortune, you don't need game, man. You can be 500lb hippo & chicks will still bang you.

Ari
Ari

Why do we care about celebrity relationships/marriages anyhow? We watch shows and movies for the acting and content... not because a dude is faithful. I do not friggen care. Just like you wouldn't pick a surgeon because he or she is good to their spouse... you would pick one who has a good surgical reputation. It just seems moronic. Unless it's my own marriage (whenever I do get married... in the far future...) or someone close to me I don't see the point to invest any emotion in it.

theVIRGIN
theVIRGIN

fuck I still can't believe Ross and Rachel aren't together anymore ^_^

Boz
Boz

fuck I still cant believe David and Courtney arent together anymore.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

and wasnt Cox, when they first hooked up?

Guess David's got game.

theVIRGIN
theVIRGIN

Woah! she be way outta your league David.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

well at least she's hot for one of these hollywood mistresses (or whatever she is)