As you bastards know, we have a love/hate relationship with Jessica Alba.
LOVE: She’s hot. I know she’s annoying & bitchy at times, but her hotness is undeniable. Plus, even after popping out a kid, she’s maintaining her hotness level very well. Gotta give props for that, right?
HATE: At times, J. Alba definitely gives off the “my shit don’t stink” vibe & that can easily overpower her beauty. Then again, there’s a large segment of dudes who don’t give a shit about bitchy chicks. They’ll mentally, emotionally & financially pay to play (in bed).
ANYWAY, let’s turn our attention to “Little Fockers,” which hits theaters on December 22nd. As you bastards know, the film is the sequel to both “Meet the Parents” and “Meet the Fockers.” With the massive success of the series, will Jessica Alba be the poison pill that finally kills the party? Judging by her stinky box-office track record, it’s definitely a possibility, but we’re hoping for the best.
In “Little Fockers” Jessica Alba’s character is a sexy pharmaceutical rep who has a thing for Ben Stiller’s character. Expect to see J. Alba rocking sexy office suits, couple with bad acting skills.