The Jessica Alba Poison Pill: Will “Little Fockers” Suck?

As you bastards know, we have a love/hate relationship with Jessica Alba.

LOVE: She’s hot. I know she’s annoying & bitchy at times, but her hotness is undeniable. Plus, even after popping out a kid, she’s maintaining her hotness level very well. Gotta give props for that, right?

HATE: At times, J. Alba definitely gives off the “my shit don’t stink” vibe & that can easily overpower her beauty. Then again, there’s a large segment of dudes who don’t give a shit about bitchy chicks. They’ll mentally, emotionally & financially pay to play (in bed).

ANYWAY, let’s turn our attention to “Little Fockers,” which hits theaters on December 22nd. As you bastards know, the film is the sequel to both “Meet the Parents” and “Meet the Fockers.” With the massive success of the series, will Jessica Alba be the poison pill that finally kills the party? Judging by her stinky box-office track record, it’s definitely a possibility, but we’re hoping for the best.

In “Little Fockers” Jessica Alba’s character is a sexy pharmaceutical rep who has a thing for Ben Stiller’s character. Expect to see J. Alba rocking sexy office suits, couple with bad acting skills.

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28 comments
Lord Marlbury
Lord Marlbury

Ugh.... JAlba's best is behind her (and no I'm not referring to her a$$)

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

She's so pretty! That dress is hideous, but Jessica is gorgeous and great MILF material.

Can't wait to see that movie!

d55
d55

she can't dress for shit...that's one ugly dress

Ari
Ari

I loved Sin City

salma
salma

I want to see that movie!!!!!!!!!

lazydayz
lazydayz

True that, Righteous Kill just made me angry how bad it was.

Boz
Boz

Scorsese needs to make a movie with Leo and deNiro in it.

Just a girl in a bar
Just a girl in a bar

Besides he is fucking hilarious! Meet the Parents is a great comedy thanks to Robert De Niro. He's an excellent dramatic actor, being great in comedy as well has its merit. Fuck, he's great.

Or maybe that's all he's got now that Scorsese left him for Leo..

RDouble365
RDouble365

She looks DAMN beautiful here!!!!

dinodan
dinodan

I find these movies entertaining despite Ben Stiller. I think Robert and Dustin are hilarious in them

BryanZee
BryanZee

He's accomplished everything already. Nothing he does now will change his prestige.

All actors make horrible movies, he was smart enough to make it towards the end of his career so it doesn't affect him in any way, shape or form.

Boz
Boz

ow man, everything that lazy just said are true.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Okay, maybe, but did you see Righteous Kill? There was nothing fun about that piece of crap.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Dude! The guy has to be loaded. He could have stopped making movies in 1990 and be set for life. Pay the bills my ass!

BryanZee
BryanZee

Because he's getting old and wants to have fun?

Making comedy's is less stressful and fun i would think.

Moe
Moe

pays the bills, damn it!!

Boz
Boz

I know, that sucks. He used to be a classy actor. wtf.

lazydayz
lazydayz

WHY does Robert De Niro continue to make such shitty movies?

witz
witz

that dress is horrible. it looks like she tried to sew it herself and then gave up.

Freep
Freep

jessica is hot. meet the parents is classic. this movie is unnecessary.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

very pretty, but that movie looks pretty bad

skilligan
skilligan

damn she's hot but she has been in brutally bad movies

Boz
Boz

She's fucking hot!

and Little Fockers... first we got Fast Five, now Little Fockers? Hollywood is so 'creative'.

Moe
Moe

that has to be the most time consuming way to drive home a point...

BryanZee
BryanZee

The Meet The Parents Series are always good!

I'm sure Little Fockers will be just as good or even better.

Jessica Alba is just the icing on the cake.

B_E_A_U_T_I_F_U_L!