BREAKING!! Lady Gaga Dined At Chez Andre Before Paris Concert!

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Lady GaGa is still smoking fashion crack as she was spotted yesterday evening in Paris dressed in a conservative, yet fashionably skanky, old-lady getup, assuming that’s even possible. She hit the traditional French joint Chez Andre before her bit concert. For those of you upscale bastards who dig French food (too bland for me), here’s more juice:

Chez André is one of the neighborhood’s favorite bistros with an ambience that evokes France in the 1950s and a clientele that includes everyday folk, as well as some of the most prosperous residents of this extremely upscale neighborhood. Outside, a discreet red awning stretches over an array of shellfish on ice; inside, an Art Nouveau decor includes etched glass and masses of flowers. This has been a landmark on rue Marbeuf since 1937. It remains as it was when it was founded (thanks to an agreement made with the original owners). The old-style cuisine on the menu includes pâté of thrush, frogs’ legs, grilled veal kidneys, roast rack of lamb, fresh shellfish, and on Fridays, bouillabaisse. Several reasonably priced wines are offered as well. [Frommer's]

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Stephanie
Stephanie

I do like that ring very much.

Nookies
Nookies

We should take a blow torch to it.

dinodan
dinodan

Too funny. That has to be the most hilarious, but at the same time most disgusting post ever.

greasy
greasy

MOE! please stop posting her crap on here. It only adds to the notion that she deserves the attention that she has been getting. I still think she is a dude though, chicks with dicks.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Um, yea, exactly, her breasts have no fullness to them and the shape is pretty bad.

Peccavi
Peccavi

I.... I don't even know where to start, its shit like this, and what these people embody that is everything that is wrong with society today. someone fucking shoot it and put it out of my misery. or, just give me a nice 3 and a 1/2 pound trigger pull, on a Blazer .338 lapua mag, with a Zeiss victory fl 6-24 optic and get the fuck out of my way.

RDouble365
RDouble365

Clothes are odd, face is average, but the body is GOOD!!

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

wow whatta great look....over the hill French crack head bag lady....still better than that idiot meat outfit on a warm summer day

dinodan
dinodan

this is a joke right....is it opposite day?

McPerv
McPerv

Those are not flapjacks, those are large natural breasts.

Lady Gaga has a retarded face, but there's no denying the body is hot. She is the butta queen, body is a 10, face is a 1.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I dunno, she has her own wax figure already, she might be here to stay.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Why do we have to be subjected to this?

dinodan
dinodan

She looks like death.

dillan
dillan

You'd think with the revealing outfits she always wears she'd get a booblift. She has the money, that's for sure.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

she pisses me off beyond belief (almost as much as Leona Lewis)

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

And btw Moe, real French food is not bland, you've probably been eating the wrong kind.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

That is the most retarded thing I've ever seen and I did not need to see the flapjacks peeking out of that dress.

McPerv
McPerv

At least it's not Ke$ha

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

That there is creepin' me the hell out!!!

Looks like Bram Stoker's Dracula got a sex-change.

Nookies
Nookies

This girl annoys me. Dunno how she managed to convince the entire world that shes gods gift to music/mankind but meh. Hopefully shes just a fad and doesn't last as long as Cher, Madonna,etc

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Well, fuck me with an oncoming train...please...someone...kill me. I can't unsee this.

Boz
Boz

she looks like my cheap grandma with that outfit and glasses.