Newly Single Mila Kunis Needs A Date To The Oscars!

Mila Kunis is officially single! OW!

So yeah, as most of you bastards already know Mila Kunis broke up with her longtime boyfriend Macaulay Culkin over the holidays. While her “Black Swan” co-star Natalie Portman is getting married & expecting a baby, Mila’s looking to cash in on her growing fame & fortune by upgrading various parts of her life. Sorry, Macaulay. Time bag another up & coming hottie!

Any guesses as to who Mila’s gonna end up with, by chance? I was thinking J.T., but I think his head is too far up Jessica Biel’s ass to realize what he’s missing…

Hope everyone has a great 2011! Thanks for your love & support!