Anybody know what Shakira on the Rebound tastes like?
Shakira, boyfriend Antonio de la Rua split after 11 years. They actually split back in August, but the news is just trickling out. Her ex is the son of a former president of Argentina, so if you have plans to pounce on Shakira, you better bring something big to the table (i.e. yachts, jets, a couple billion in the bank, etc).
Their public “breakup note,” signed by both Shakira and Antonio reads, “Our friendship and understanding of one another is unwavering and indestructible.”
Bastardly Translation: We’re temporarily bored of having sex with each other, so we’ll sleep around for a bit with other hot people & then get back together.
Whatever the future holds for these two, the most pressing issue is simply that unless Shakira bags someone over the next couple weeks, she’ll be dateless for the Grammys. Anybody want some Shakira-flavored rebound sex?View All Photos ›