Will Miranda Kerr Be “Bikini-Ready” Before Doutzen Kroes?

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Stewie commented in our “Doutzen Kroes Gives Birth” post:

And Miranda Kerr gave birth to her baby Flynn, and no posts were given here to announce it, I even sent Moe a photo of her and her baby, and yet, nothing was posted, so, here it is


Our bad!! Team Miranda, please accept this flood of Miranda photos as an apology.

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45 comments
d55
d55

I think she will be. I'm pretty sure she is naturally thin while doutzen is not. Plus, doutzen is built like a dude so even at her best, I'd take miranda over her.

salma
salma

hahahahahaha that was kinda cute actually!

BryanZee
BryanZee

Oh i thought i was saying makeup sex.

Sorry my spanish is pathetic.

skilligan
skilligan

the fact she dates orlando bloom is a REAL deal breaker

Nookies
Nookies

OH OH my birthday is soon :O

salma
salma

you said birthday sex in Spanish, so I'm asking if is it your birthday cause is not mine therefor if is not yours we can't have sex.

Nookies
Nookies

Why are her finger tips red? The pic with the feeding..looks like they were dipped in a candle :S

Mundo
Mundo

Well even if Miranda is ready before Doutzen is, I still think Doutzen is much better, face bod and all...don't get me wrong I like Miranda, but Doutzen wins by a landslide, well that's my opinion..all I can say is Lucky bastards, the two MF that got them both pregnant....

dinodan
dinodan

I agree...the camera caught her butt in mid-jiggle

And Miranda will always be Bikini-Ready before the spongebob square body Doutzen. You need a waist to be bikini ready.

dagon
dagon

I like Doutzen's face more

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

major Oedipus complex

Nookies
Nookies

Kate Beckinsale > All other milfs.

Nookies
Nookies

Thats odd, my keyboard did not accept my flood of man goo.

Freep
Freep

i accept the flood of pics

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

Wow, her body is ill. I'm kinda hatin right now. Candice is the only VS model, imo who has a slightly better body and that's only bc of her ridiculously small waist. MK is adorable! She looks like a baby alien.

asgopt
asgopt

Even shortly after giving birth, in her bed, with no makeup, does she look better than most women.

Imagine waking up next to her as the mother of your child.

Nookies
Nookies

What a lucky little fucker

BazaarCity
BazaarCity

I guess once in while, a steak couldn't hurt Miranda. Therefore; she is not a vegetarian whatsoever

BazaarCity
BazaarCity

I think Miranda will bounce back faster. She is more health conscious than most models (in that she is not just a vegetarian but a vegan & prefers organic grown food). I think that helps a lot in weight loss.

BTW, I thought Doutzen's baby was big but baby Flynn has 2 lbs gain on Phyllon.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

for some reason I think Miranda will bounce back faster, I have no idea why, maybe because she gave birth like a week before :P

Bubba McFadden
Bubba McFadden

I've thought about this question long and hard and my official statement is - I have no idea.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

It hurts so much but I know i could give a far handsomer lad than that cunt-fuck orlando could ever give, but hey hey, congratulations, love. You're the blood in my veins you're the ache in my heart. Beautiful bitch.

Hanson McCock
Hanson McCock

I'm sure if I had a chance to meet Miranda, it would go down a little something like this:

Hanson: "Hey baby, it's a good thing I brought my library card, because I am totally checking you out!"

Miranda: *walks away*

Hanson: *flabbergasted* "I thought it went well."

salma
salma

is it yours?

salma
salma

yep :) but you should always add "doesn't matter if she has" instead of she barely has

salma
salma

Miranda has said she has no hurry on coming back to work, she wants to focus on her baby, don't know about Doutzen.

I like them both for different things but I prefer Miranda

BryanZee
BryanZee

IMO!

There happy?

but she is though. and that was barley cellulite.

salma
salma

you should always add IMO

BryanZee
BryanZee

But she's still hotter then 99% of women.

salma
salma

the picture with her baby is so sweet and beautiful, she looks so pretty and the happiest person on earth

she's lovely

salma
salma

picture 4.6 she has cellulite,

told you no women is perfect and 99% of women has it

BryanZee
BryanZee

I thought you meant "Mirando" as in Miranda + Orlando.

Boz
Boz

It's official, she's a super MILF.

Stewie
Stewie

Thank you, Moe, and please, correct where I typed "mirando", I even posted after the original comment correcting it

Anyway, all the best to her, Orlando and the baby

Best regards !

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I like her body better than Doutzen.