Charlie Sheen’s Play-Thing Kacey Jordan Blows Her Fans A Kiss!

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Thanks to shitty weather in the northeast & kind executives at ABC, Kacey Jordan is currently “stuck” at the Trump Hotel overlooking NYC’s Central Park. I’m sure she’ll use the couple extra days to spend some of the cash that’s gushing into her bank account thanks to the latest Charlie Sheen drama.

For those of you bastads who don’t remember her, Kacey’s behind blockbuster classics like “Flight Attendants,” “Teen Confessions,” “Rocco’s Bitch Party 2,” and, of course, the nearly Oscar-nominated “Pussy Eating Club 3.” She was also the lucky porn star who partied it up with Charlie sheen last week before he was rushed to the hospital. The “Two and a Half Men” star was hospitalised following a 36-hour party binge, during which he met Miss Jordan & fellow porn star friends, and is now believed to be in rehab. In a taped interview on “Good Morning America” Monday morning Miss Jordan said of her encounter with the cash-cow sugar daddy: “I’ve never seen someone so self-destructive. I thought maybe it was almost like a suicide binge”.

Also, Kacey was on Howard Stern earlier this morning. Here’s what went down:

Porn Star Kacey Jordan Visits. 02/01/11. 7:20am
Howard had the guys bring in Kacey Jordan who was with Charlie Sheen the other night when he went to the hospital. She came in and asked about the bar they have in the studio. She said she has a kidney infection right now so she’s on medication. She can’t drink. She said that she drinks just about every day. She started at 14. Kacey said that her mom was a wine-aholic and she used to raid their liquor cabinet. She said that they got rid of all of that and they just had wine so she would sneak in and drink that. Kacey said she would take one from the rack every night and just sit down and go on Myspace and drink wine.

[...]
Kacey told Howard she worked at the Bunny Ranch like 2 years ago. She said that she made some good money there. Howard asked how she fucks these guys when she’s not even attracted to them. She said she has to use lube. Howard asked if she had to lube up for Charlie. She said that he just went down on her to get her going. Howard asked if he fucked her. She said he did and she was amazed that he could get it up being as wasted as he was.

Howard asked how big his dick was. She said it was average. She said that he was like 6 inches and average. She said that he finished too which surprised her. She said that he went and grabbed a condom too. Howard said that could be a huge pay day if he knocked her up.

[...]
Howard asked Kacey if she thinks that she had a fucked up childhood. She said that she was raised by her grandparents for a little bit so she didn’t have a fucked up childhood. She said her mom just turned 39 and she’s only had 8 gusy in her whole life. Kacey said she’s had like a hundred. Howard asked Kacey about her childhood and how she was raised. She was raised a church girl.

Howard asked Kacey about being with Charlie Sheen that night. She said that she challenged Charlie to a drinking thing and she was told not to do that. She said she wasn’t drunk yet and she wanted to play catch up. She said that Charlie grabbed it and chugged it from her. She said he was already wasted and he drank down that vodka really fast. Howard said it’s odd how he wants to get wasted instead of letting the porn star get wasted. Howard asked Kacey why she likes to get wasted and if it’s because she wants to forget what she’s doing for a living. She said that she just likes it. Kacey told Howard that she takes this medication that keeps her from throwing up. She said they give it to cancer patients usually. She said that she can drink a lot and not puke because of that. She said that’s why she was the last one at Charlie’s house. [Read more here]

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55 comments
face84
face84

Stop making me look at vagoons man.. thats not pleasant to look at before breakfast.. and yeah its a tumorous looking snatch.. just err.. oh god i need to leave now.. bleh

d55
d55

lmfao "it looks like a tumor or something"

d55
d55

looks like a dude

horny guy
horny guy

That is not an attractive pussy

Leni
Leni

no, they disappear under armpits!

horny guy
horny guy

They don't sag when the woman lies on her back :-)

McPerv
McPerv

Uh yeah, she looks so . . . masculine, all 95 pounds of her.

McPerv
McPerv

They are fine now, check back in 10 yrs.

Boz
Boz

So that's what happen.

I've been hearing the news said, "Charlie Sheen..bla bla bla bla Porn star bla bla bla bla hospital bla bla bla gonorrhea.

face84
face84

Yes i agree lol.. its not a cute kitty at all..

face84
face84

Thats flatter then a mans chest any man interested in that chest should questions his sexuality.. or pedoism... gross

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

Charlie ate that. Maybe all this public humiliation will finally force Charles to clean up. His old man is remarkably silent on his utter failure as a father.

BryanZee
BryanZee

I hate girls with fat pussy lips.

Leni
Leni

not only her tits are non existent, she has a weird, permanently swollen pussy, very odd body.

BryanZee
BryanZee

Lisdsay's tits are MARVELOUS!

McPerv
McPerv

Ha you looked! LOL. Yes they are a novelty, which is why I think, short-term, I would be entertained by them.

And would rather breasts even this small than big flat saggy ones like Lady Gaga (or Lindsay Lohan in about 10 years), nothing is worse than that.

Angus
Angus

$2 million....

Angus
Angus

I love this chick, she is a PR genius, plus she cut that bitch Gloria Allred right out of the loop.

Screw Sasha Grey, fire her and put this girl in her mainstream roles instead.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

It's crazy. I can't believe how many people like this shit. I automatically lose respect for anyone who likes it.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I hope so, ever the commercials for that show make me cringe.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen such small tits on a woman before.

Fascinating.

barranr
barranr

yes, but does it get used as much

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

I like small perky tities but she is as flat as my LCD monitor.

Love when she said "Kacey said she's had like a hundred" and she is not even 23.... promising career ahead of her

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

but when you make $1.5 million per episode for that crappy show, nobody cares for the size of your penis, just how much money can they get from you and how much coke

lazydayz
lazydayz

I hate that kid with a passion.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Yeah, and you'd think it'd be somewhat decent, but it's just like any other sitcom. Spitting out shitty one-liners one after the other. I guess you're right: people love this guy and his audience isn't gonna care about this stuff.

Moe
Moe

i watched it when he was E! in the 90s. loved that shit.

Hanson McCock
Hanson McCock

But his show still draws in a 15 million+ audience on a nearly weekly basis. I think his recent destructive escapades will only help boost rating when the show returns from hiatus. I don't watch the show (anymore LOL).

McPerv
McPerv

I think he's immune to this stuff, he could commit a mass homicide and people would be like, "Oh that's Charlie Sheen for ya! Ha ha."

His show is the #1 comedy and his character is all about drinking, womanizing, and prostitutes, just like in real life.

Hanson McCock
Hanson McCock

Thanks buddy!

*Leaves Olga Kurylenko at his front door*

Don't worry, she'll wake up once the roofie wears off.

dinodan
dinodan

I guess they are perky, only because there is nothing in them to weigh them down. They just seem like if they were bigger (naturally) they would be a weird shape.

BryanZee
BryanZee

Fuck yes!

That little shit kid makes 500k an episode.

Blasphemy!

lazydayz
lazydayz

And hopefully Charlie's shit show will get canceled finally.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Wow, Howard actually did something interesting for once.

McPerv
McPerv

I checked out some of her movies, her tits are . . . interesting. Prepubescent and they seem perky. I could work with them. She's cute, I can see why Charlie Sheen wanted to party with her.

Can't post pics because they'll get blocked you'll have to google it and turn off SafeSearch.

BryanZee
BryanZee

^^For McCOCK, not Charlie.

BryanZee
BryanZee

*high five followed by toast*

Hanson McCock
Hanson McCock

What have I learned from this post?

I have a bigger penis than Charlie Sheen. VICTORY!!!!!!!

Moe
Moe

that's what happens when you play "hard to get" with charlie sheen...

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

those pants are fucking horrible!!

Moe
Moe

I guess people love it when really rich & success celebrities fuck up.

Otto
Otto

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