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Thanks to shitty weather in the northeast & kind executives at ABC, Kacey Jordan is currently “stuck” at the Trump Hotel overlooking NYC’s Central Park. I’m sure she’ll use the couple extra days to spend some of the cash that’s gushing into her bank account thanks to the latest Charlie Sheen drama.
For those of you bastads who don’t remember her, Kacey’s behind blockbuster classics like “Flight Attendants,” “Teen Confessions,” “Rocco’s Bitch Party 2,” and, of course, the nearly Oscar-nominated “Pussy Eating Club 3.” She was also the lucky porn star who partied it up with Charlie sheen last week before he was rushed to the hospital. The “Two and a Half Men” star was hospitalised following a 36-hour party binge, during which he met Miss Jordan & fellow porn star friends, and is now believed to be in rehab. In a taped interview on “Good Morning America” Monday morning Miss Jordan said of her encounter with the cash-cow sugar daddy: “I’ve never seen someone so self-destructive. I thought maybe it was almost like a suicide binge”.
Also, Kacey was on Howard Stern earlier this morning. Here’s what went down:
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Porn Star Kacey Jordan Visits. 02/01/11. 7:20am
Howard had the guys bring in Kacey Jordan who was with Charlie Sheen the other night when he went to the hospital. She came in and asked about the bar they have in the studio. She said she has a kidney infection right now so she’s on medication. She can’t drink. She said that she drinks just about every day. She started at 14. Kacey said that her mom was a wine-aholic and she used to raid their liquor cabinet. She said that they got rid of all of that and they just had wine so she would sneak in and drink that. Kacey said she would take one from the rack every night and just sit down and go on Myspace and drink wine.
Kacey told Howard she worked at the Bunny Ranch like 2 years ago. She said that she made some good money there. Howard asked how she fucks these guys when she’s not even attracted to them. She said she has to use lube. Howard asked if she had to lube up for Charlie. She said that he just went down on her to get her going. Howard asked if he fucked her. She said he did and she was amazed that he could get it up being as wasted as he was.
Howard asked how big his dick was. She said it was average. She said that he was like 6 inches and average. She said that he finished too which surprised her. She said that he went and grabbed a condom too. Howard said that could be a huge pay day if he knocked her up.
Howard asked Kacey if she thinks that she had a fucked up childhood. She said that she was raised by her grandparents for a little bit so she didn’t have a fucked up childhood. She said her mom just turned 39 and she’s only had 8 gusy in her whole life. Kacey said she’s had like a hundred. Howard asked Kacey about her childhood and how she was raised. She was raised a church girl.
Howard asked Kacey about being with Charlie Sheen that night. She said that she challenged Charlie to a drinking thing and she was told not to do that. She said she wasn’t drunk yet and she wanted to play catch up. She said that Charlie grabbed it and chugged it from her. She said he was already wasted and he drank down that vodka really fast. Howard said it’s odd how he wants to get wasted instead of letting the porn star get wasted. Howard asked Kacey why she likes to get wasted and if it’s because she wants to forget what she’s doing for a living. She said that she just likes it. Kacey told Howard that she takes this medication that keeps her from throwing up. She said they give it to cancer patients usually. She said that she can drink a lot and not puke because of that. She said that’s why she was the last one at Charlie’s house. [Read more here]