Does Hosni Mubarak Have A TV? It’s Time To Leave, Damn It!

Obama meets Mubarak in ’09

I know this isn’t exactly celebrity gossip material, but I figured since this is all over the news, we might as well let you bastards sound off on the situation going down in Tahrir Square in Cairo.

Doesn’t Hosni Mubarak understand that countless retired men & women around the globe wanna see the pyramids with their tour groups & sail down the Nile in those gigantic boats?!? Thousands of dollars of hard-earned vacation cash is riding on this douche bag’s inability to finally cut his losses and move into a lavish palace in Saudi Arabia.

I know that fame, fortune & power can be a lil’ addictive—especially when you’ve been binging on all three for 30 years of your life, but I think it’s finally time!

Keep fighting, Egyptian people!

And, here’s how Egypt will look once Mubarak leaves…

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FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I laughed, son't you worry :)

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

If you get ANY news stories like this, send them to me IMMEDIATELY.

joey
joey

I'm sorry, Roxy! I was only trying to make you laugh. Take me back?

joey
joey

I was behind on the news and came across this:

(Saturday March 26, 2011) Egypt's Prime Minister Essam Sharaf "defended a draft law banning strikes, denying criticism from human rights groups that it curtails freedom of expression and the right to protest. [...] 'It is quite shocking, really, that a transitional government meant to replace a government ousted for its failure to respect free speech and assembly is now itself putting new restrictions on free speech and assembly,'" Human Rights Watch remarked.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/26/us-egypt-premier-idUSTRE72P28C20110326

So much for progress, huh?

Teq
Teq

...of the lower abdomen.

lazydayz
lazydayz

The first 6 of those are from one severely psychotic and misinformed individual.

Boz
Boz

well it actually depends on who you are talking to. I can talk about politic all day long with my friend and nobody got offended.

joey
joey

You can always lead the charge into battle in Canada's first super car, the Quebec Bomb. That's such a cheesy nickname. I love it.

joey
joey

No Mounties?

joey
joey

"these dumb fucks"

"you're an idiot"

"you stupid piece of shit"

"you worry about your own government, bitch"

"i am gonna drive you fucking insane"

"what a dumb bitch"

"Democrats are friggin nuts"

"Democrats are the lesser of 2 evils"

After reading these posts, two thoughts came to mind:

1. This is why I don't talk politics.

2. I miss the days when people fought duels.

McPerv
McPerv

I worry about them all. I agree about Bush, and I also would worry if U.S. citizens were about to form their own government. On the one hand, the existing government is corrupt, obscenely capitalistic and subservient to the rich, and imperialistic. On the other hand, half of Americans believe in Noah's Ark, think the Earth is 6000 years old, and oppose the separation of church and state. So I don't know that I'd be willing to trade what we have for whatever these dumbfucks over here would put in its place.

I might trust the citizens of most European countries, Scandanavia, Iceland, Greenland, and Canada, to put together a government. But anywhere else the people are too ignorant and narcissitic.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

LOL! Right, and then we're gonna take over ridding on a heard of Moose and we're gonna destroy all your cities and replace them with igloos motherfuckers!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

The US justice system makes me sick, all you have to do is watch a few episodes of Frontline to see how unjust and corrupt it really is.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

They won't see our Beaver tails coming...

Teq
Teq

I'd like to think the genocide of the Kurdish people with chemical warfare would be a sign that Saddam was not a nice guy, but I guess you prefer to see him as a patriot. The slaughtered Kurds (which were also Iraqi) beg to differ.

Teq
Teq

wow, you're so full of it, it's a wonder it's not tipping you over when you walk.

You may be right in the statistics for the average Joe, but on the other hand please take a look at the latest ARWU ranking, considered the most reliable analysis of Higher Education in the world, http://www.arwu.org/ARWU2010.jsp

8 out of 10 universities in the top 10 are U.S., 29 out of top 40 are U.S. and not just Ivy League.

As far as I'm concerned, and I have been complaining about many things US, especially it becoming a police state, education is not one of the things a smart person brings up in an argument, because the data clearly shows that the smartest people are actually working and studying at the American Universities, even those that go back to their homes and oppress their people in the name of a book, and an invisible dude.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Another perfectly legit and very valid question.

joey
joey

Why, when Canada invades, darling. :P

Boz
Boz

they better not destroy that place, Egypt is in my must visit list for my backpacking plan.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

"People are people regardless of race or religion"

Just to clarify does that include Jews, Zionist, and Armenians?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Im pretty sure that the USA became "powerful and rich" while hitler was still a corporal. Or do you wish to ommit from this discussion the first 30 or so years of the 20th century?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Im pretty sure the CIA tried to have him overthrown before they gave up and supported him. I believe sometime in the early 50s.

p.s. Since you seem to "hate" the USA so much, why do you bother to stay, and avail yourself of our culture, customs, educations and services?

Boz
Boz

The same shit happened in my country like 12 years ago, it was a complete chaos and fucked up. I hope everything goes back to normal ASAP.

Boz
Boz

Wow, I'm actually glad that Bastardly post something like this.

d55
d55

and why do you think "they deposed the Shah"? Because he was the man who was doing everything the US was telling him to do even though it was harming his own land. He didn't give a shit; all he cared about was how much money the US was paying him, and when his people brought him down, he fled the country like a little scared bitch. You should topple your own government and take it back from the jews and zionists. Take the egyptians as an example but i doubt you can because you people are too busy getting fat. People in the middle east, even 12 year old kids, are very interested in politics while americans don't even know their own national anthem that the government had to start a national anthem project. "According to a 2004 Harris Interactive survey, nearly two out of three Americans (61%) are unable to recall all of the words to The Star-Spangled Banner and three in four Americans indicate that school is where they learned the anthem and other patriotic songs. However, a survey showed that only 39% of Americans could complete the third line of The Star Spangled Banner correctly with"....through the perilous fight."

Worry about your own problems...your country is far from perfect.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

RHINO PARTY FOR LIFE!

d55
d55

Niceeeee. That's exactly what I was thinking.

d55
d55

You were not able to chase off your own dictator, bush that is...the man who started one war after another and put your entire nation in hell hole where millions of americans have been laid off and lost their homes so why are you people so worried about the rulers of other countries? Worry about your own problems.

d55
d55

Don't dare talk shit about Muslims again or else i am gonna drive you fucking insane and make you quit this website. People are people regardless of race or religion.

You have secular, moderate, radical Muslims just like in every religion. There are secular (seperation of state and religion) predominantly Muslim nations such as Turkey, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, etc where people are free to dress however they please, and then you have Muslim nations such as Iran where a handful of powerful radical Muslims are in charge and rule an entire nation based on the way they personally interpret religion, oppressing anyone that opposes them. Before 1970s, Iran was a secular nation, as well. You guys have people like ann-coutler, saying women should not be allowed to vote and stay home to cook, clean, serve their husbands. You guys have people like sarah palin who wants to ban birth control pills, condoms, abortions and wants evolution not to be taught in schools, while thinking the world is only 6000 years old. Imagine these people were in charge of the US and could do anything they pleased. How do you think your nation would look then? And would it be fair to assume their personal interpretation of the Bible is what christianity is actually all about? Would it be fair to assume all Americans think alike just because they are forced to conform to the religious understandings of these two women? A lot of people exploit religion to get others to do what they want done, and hijab has been the perfect tool for insecure men. In the original Qur'an, it says, "cover up" to encourage modesty, which we can all agree makes sense; it does not say "from head to toe"; it does not say "your head/neck."

This is not a Muslim issue; this is something that everyone can relate to in every aspect of their lives. I've seen some "good girl" christians who whore it up like no other once in college, once away from parents. I've also seen a lot of agnostic, atheist people who come from hardcore christian families yet they go to church every Sunday because spending an hour at church every Sunday is easier than trying to put up with their parents, relatives, friends freaking out on them, thinking the devil has stolen John's soul and he needs to be "saved" now.

The bottom line is that we're all born into a specific religion, and it's nothing more than luck so we really have no right to look down on other religions because we could have been born a hindu, a buddhist, a jew, etc. Your religion is pretty much dictated by what country you're born in. The truth is almost none of us sat down, studied every religion that has ever existed and said, "oh, this is the religion I want. This religion sounds more realistic and logical to me so i am gonna choose and practice this religion." What happens is that we instinctively assume the teachings of our religion (that we happen to be born into) to be true and then look for ways to confirm the beliefs of our religion while dismissing or even ridiculing the teachings of other religions.

So bottom line: you're a dumb fuck and are lucky that i took the time to provide free education to you. You're welcome, you worthless piece of shit.

d55
d55

True shit. The US is a police state. The government makes americans think they are free and have democracy...they have nothing. They're nothing but puppets and slaves of their own government yet they feel sorry for those "poor muslims"...They are the bitches of jews and zionists. The US does not even belong to americans but to jews and zionists, and that is why the US supports, has to support Israel. The moment jews move their business elsewhere, the US would be poor as hell so keep on waving your american flag, thinking this land belongs to you. How do you think your nation got this powerful and rich all the sudden? It got rich and powerful after jews who were running away from hitler moved to the states and began investing their shit here. Silly americans. Go back to drinking your supersized coke and eating extra large burgers while watching keeping up with kardashians or some reality BS. You know nothing. While you might feel sorry for those muslims, the rest of the world is actually laughing at you.

d55
d55

Saddam was the man the US used against Iran for years but the moment he refused to sell his country out to the US, the US went in and got rid of him in the name of "spreading democracy." The fact that you people actually buy this "democracy" shit your government tries to fool you with is hilarious. Nations are not altruistic. One nation would not give a penny to another for free, let alone allow its own soldiers die for the good of others. You should think, "why is it that we're spending millions on war equipment so others can have "democracy?"? why is it that we're sending our own soldiers to die to provide others with "democracy?" Shit does not make sense, does it? There has to be a real motivation. You think about it.

d55
d55

Yeah, your government treats its people so well, right? Yeah, you're all about democracy right? You're the nation whose founding father had tons of slaves yet you still have his pictures on your money to this day haha talk about hypocrisy. Where is your democracy?!

If your government treats your people so well, why do you beat the shit out of minorities, handicapped and mental people and use unnecessary police brutality on them?

Have you seen your justice system? Do you have any idea how fucking corrupt it is? There are thousands of innocent people who are locked in jail today and they are yet to be in court to tell their side of the story...they are not given the right to...that's right; they have been locked up for months based on nothing but accusation, and majority of them die due to extremely poor conditions (4 people are put in cells where there are only 2 bunk beds that the other have to sleep on the cold ass floor) because the police crank the AC up so "the criminals don't get hot and stink up the cells". We studied this shit in my sociology class but your media never talks about these things. Should i go on and on? You don't know shit, kid but you think you do, and that is what is funny. Until you learn how to properly spell (basic requirement for an intelligent person), never ever open that trap of yours again.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

The parts of the elctoral college that would need to be changed are not parts that are set forth in the constitution or the 12th amendment and are easily changed

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

So true, but most Americans have no idea because they're too comfortable with their lives to even give a shit.

d55
d55

What a dumb bitch. You don't even know how to spell your own language. What makes you think anything you have to say will be intelligent in the slightest? Just be quiet so at least people can assume you're intelligent.

d55
d55

"these dumb fucks are stuck in the stone age and its good there starting to realize the governments are corrupt"

is that why the father of modern medicine that the entire world uses today, the father of neuropsychiatry, geology and so many other shit was founded by Muslims? Who do you think preserved most of the shit the west calls as its history today? Who kept the writings of aristotle, socrates and shit to this day? Who found the coffee you fat ass americans are addicted to? who Should i go on, huh?

Because your women dress like whores and have no morals or values, can't even maintain marriage for longer than 5 years, they are modernized? Yeah, you worry about your own government, bitch. Your government is as corrupt as theirs. The US is the richest and most powerful nation in the world yet you fat bitches don't even have free medicare and have no freedom whatsoever. You don't even have say in your own government and are the slaves of jews and zionists. You people have no democracy; you think you do but you have none; it's all a big fat delusion. Worry about your own government first and then try to sound like you actually know shit.

d55
d55

Listen, you stupid piece of shit. First of all, I can guarantee you have not even been to one country in the middle east so stop talking shit out of your ass. Second of all, it is not their government that says the US is their enemy; it is the fact that the US is their enemy. Hosni Mubarak was the man who said "yes" to everything the US told him to do since he came in power, and the public had had enough of it. You don't even know wtf you're talking so shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Lol! Half? You're being too kind. More like 90%.

McPerv
McPerv

Man I'd have the same concerns here! Half these morons believe in Noah's Ark, it's scary.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Yea, that's what I thought.

McPerv
McPerv

In the last election, I wrote in "None of the above" in every contest. That's how I roll.

McPerv
McPerv

Let's see what happens when the US is gone. Saddam, being secular, was progressive when it came to women compared to adjoining countries.

The Devil
The Devil

The USA helps all of those dictators do it.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

So when are US citizens gonna start overthrowing their government?