Moejackson’s Hottest, Sexiest, Most Desirable Women 2011!!

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It’s been 4 years since we did our Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 (and let’s not forget about Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006). With the recent coronation by Askmen naming Blake Lively #1 on their Top 99 Women list I guess we got inspired to do something once again (we’re probably going to regret it); taking from the old and adding some new ideas as suggested by our loyal readers.

Read on for all the details on how you can participate!!

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Boz
Boz

Gonk, why dont you just go away and teabag your brother's drumset.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Luisana, gonk happy so that you replied but upset that you dont love gonk. if i come meet you you will love gonk like gonk love you and people will love luisana!

Boz
Boz

Luisana (Uncertified Bastard)

To all of you morons that keep making comments on here to me. I just want you to know that I will never answer questions and comments you are posting as I am better then you and you are all losers with no lives. I am a superstar. Do you honestly think that I am going to have anything to do with you losers? You all make me laugh. I am only on here today because one of my many lovers found this and thought it was hilarious that you morons were writing to me. You are wasting your time. The only thing I might let you do for me is clean the dog shit off of the bottom of one of my shoes with your tongue. You are all stupid.

Love,

Luisana

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Luisiana my name gonk. I pretty think you like me. contact me at gonklikelopilaatiotits@gmail.tech

we be friend i next come to country of yours year on trip. we be together.

contact me please lui! 8675309

Boz
Boz

haha.. some of them even copied and pasted articles in Wikipedia..

reading all the comments is exhausting.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

lol that entry is just out of control, alot of strange spamm.

witz
witz

i'll just say that i've been a fan of hers since she was in the music video 'jaded' by aerosmith. and i think a few to a lot of people here have been fans of hers for just as long or longer. so, she's not all hype to me. unlike say, olivia wilde, megan fox or blake lively.

witz
witz

liv tyler, yes. she's the better looking and classy version of megan fox. and rosario dawson is awesome too.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

Ellie Kemper is the fucking cutest thing on this planet.

Doughnuts24
Doughnuts24

1. Leighton Meester

2. Mila Kunis

3. Victoria Justice

4. Nina Dobrev

5. Rachel Bilson

1st_Class_Sgt
1st_Class_Sgt

1. Amber Heard

2. Candice Swanepoel

3. Teresa Palmer

4. Anne Hathaway

5. Kate Beckinsale

Guest
Guest

As some have stated, I too was impressed by Claudia Lynx's alleged natural beauty until I found out she's some sort of freak obsessed with Michael Jackson who likes to artificially inflate her almost inexistent celebrity status by self-proclaiming to be the Goddess of Persia on her myspace/facebook pages. There are several imaginary magazine covers featuring herself on her profile. She also spams youtube with videos of photoshopped pictures of herself claiming to be candid pictures. Her fan forum has the same half dozen posters (most likely herself or some family member) posting how she is the most gorgeous woman in the world.

Anyway, the pix posted by PR Diva are about 10 years old. These are more recent pictures.

http://thesixthmovie.com/behindthescenes/index.php?gallery&page=34

You'll notice that along the man-made nose and other facial enhancements, she also wears contacts.

sandra
sandra

1. Keira Knightly

2. Natalie Portman

3. Cassie

4. Tabrett Bethell

5. Tori Praver

amimfm
amimfm

1. Miranda Kerr

2. Shakira

3. Sofia Vergara

4. Scarlett Johansson

5. Natalie Dormer (anne boleyn) The Tudors

Icedieler
Icedieler

1. Monica Bellucci

2. Charlize Theron

3. Anne Hathaway

4. Kelly Brook

5. Jessica Pare

6. Minka Kelly

non-competitive: Jessica Rabbit ;)

chibchakan
chibchakan

1.Candice Swanepoel

2.Amanda Seyfried

3.Scarlett Johansson

4.Victoria Justice

5.Cheryl Cole

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

@ Peccavi I'll rock your comment just because I feel no need to change my list even though 6 bastards hated mine.

Quatzacoatl
Quatzacoatl

1.Victoria Justice

2. Blake Lively

3. Olivia Wilde

4. Alice Greczyn

5. Hyori Lee

donatocavallo
donatocavallo

1. Blake Lively

2. Cheryl Cole

3. Kelly Brook

4. Sienna Miller

5. Rosie H-W

Give Me Some Agron
Give Me Some Agron

Nope. I used to frequently visit this site years ago (when she was called thebastardly :P).. back before user accounts and we just threw any old name on our post lol. Hence, a brand spankin' new account :P.

McPerv
McPerv

I always forget about Kreuk, she's as hot as anyone, I don't get why she doesn't get more roles.

Boz
Boz

Hanson? is it you?

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

nice! I love me some Shantel! nice list

Give Me Some Agron
Give Me Some Agron

1. Dianna fucking Agron!

2. Ana Ivanovic

3. Sarah Hyland

4. Nina Dobrev

5. Shantel VanSanten

almost_heinous
almost_heinous

For me the list is Hottest women as of today, no past their prime hotties like recently pregnant supermodels.

1. Marisa Miller

2. Izabel Goulart

3. Candice Swanepoel

4. Miss Universe - Jimena Navarrete

5. Victoria-Justice

McPerv
McPerv

Dianna Agron from Glee. She doesn't get nearly enough screen time on that show.

Eloise
Eloise

All hail Team Leighton!

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

+44

First time I knew of her. Horny Amish girl: I want in. She's pretty amazing.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

holy fuck! Who is the last but one picture? She looks my mate's ex who needless to say I tried sleeping with. Nah, but I did constantly fap to the sound of their love making.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Nothing. Just a rough day and I felt the need to take it out on those I love.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i was too busy being aroused by that chick pissing in the radiator

McPerv
McPerv

Nice! You have good taste.

sour cherry
sour cherry

1. candice swanepoel

2. rosie Huntington

3. minka kelly

4. scarlett johansson

5. diana agron

WeakForEmily
WeakForEmily

1. Emily Osment

2. Elle Fanning

3. Dakota Fanning

4. Hilary Duff

5. Jennifer Stone

MomsenMania
MomsenMania

1. Scarlett Johansson

2. Katy Perry

3. Claire Holt

4. Ancilla Tilia

5. Taylor Momsen

Bowser
Bowser

Well that's already implied when it comes to Nina. Her accent alone makes guys melt!

BryanZee
BryanZee

No, i meant it in a way that if I owned a baseball team I would want her on my team and I would pay her to break my balls.

Duh.