Moejackson’s Hottest, Sexiest, Most Desirable Women 2011!!

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It’s been 4 years since we did our Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 (and let’s not forget about Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006). With the recent coronation by Askmen naming Blake Lively #1 on their Top 99 Women list I guess we got inspired to do something once again (we’re probably going to regret it); taking from the old and adding some new ideas as suggested by our loyal readers.

Read on for all the details on how you can participate!!

  • Bubba McFadden

    1. Marion Cotillard
    2. Scarlett Johansson
    3. Kate Mara
    4. S.E. Cupp
    5. Jessica Lowndes

  • Gabbo

    Longtime lurker. Felt the need to make an account to comment on this thread. My current top 5 list:

    1-Malin Ackerman
    2-Olivia Wilde
    3-Amber Heard
    4-Candice Swanepoel
    5-Megan Fox

  • alphamega

    1.Minka Kelly
    2.Camilla Belle
    3.Sarah Shahi
    4.Sophia Vergara
    5.Bar Refaeli

  • witz

    1.mila kunis
    2.olga kurylenko
    3.emanuela de paula
    4.sarah shahi
    5.monica belucci

  • Caitie Harmful

    Welcome. ^_^

  • Stephanie

    1. Milla Jovovich
    2. Amber Heard
    3. Mila Kunis
    4. Minka Kelly
    5. Keira Knightley

  • Stephanie

    Funny how Blake Lively isn’t on anyone’s list yet.

  • Bowser

    King Koopa’s list:

    1. Mila Kunis
    2. Nina Dobrev
    3. Candice Swanepoel
    4. Victoria Justice
    5. Cheryl Cole

  • FoyFoy

    1. Amber Heard
    2. Candice Swanepoel
    3. Olivia Wilde
    4. Rosie Huntington Whiteley
    5. Mila Kunis

  • FoyFoy

    awesome top 5

  • ladylazarus

    1. Irina Sheik
    2. Candice S.
    3. Olivia Wilde
    4. Mila Kunis
    5. Camilla Belle

  • FallenRawToast

    Ohh i do like me some S.E., smart and cute.

  • Caitie Harmful

    1. Karen Gillan

    2. Leighton Meester

    3. Casey Patridge-Loza

    4. Ellie Kemper

    5. Audrina Patridge

  • BryanZee

    lol

  • FoxyRoxy

    Okay, so I’m pretty sure Mila and Candice are gonna be in the finals.

  • Caitie Harmful

    Notice a pattern?

  • Bowser

    Damn it I forgot about Irina! Oh well, too late…

  • BryanZee

    I like your number 2.

    So its not a lost cause ^_^

  • ladylazarus

    Idiot!!! Well, they’re taking the first 75 do it again damn it. or you can kiss your dreams of me sitting on your face goodbye. lmaooo

  • ladylazarus

    oooohh nice list

  • Bubba McFadden

    She is intelligent, articulate, sexy, and pulls off the hot librarian look like nobody else.

    I’m impressed that someone knew who she was.

  • BryanZee

    awesome bottom 4

  • Caitie Harmful

    Yeah, I’m not exactly into who everyone else is into.

    Whatever. It’s my list. ^_^

  • Moe

    damn, strong list,but how did malin end up at the top?!

  • BryanZee

    Dude, I know…

    Sometimes i feel the same way.

  • Moe

    your list is like voting for someone in the independent party

  • FallenRawToast
  • Mundo

    Camille Belle
    Alyssa Milano
    Kelly Brooke
    Amber Heard
    Kate Beckinsale
    Michelle Monahan
    Doutzen Krous
    o0h did you say five?

  • Caitie Harmful

    It’s honest, but it’ll never get anywhere.

  • The-Phantom-Writer

    1. Mila Kunis
    2. Natalie Portman
    3. Diana Agron
    4. Logan Browning
    5. Maiara Walsh

  • Bubba McFadden

    Your supposed to vote for your top 5, not for who you think is going to win, no?

  • McPerv

    1. Cassie
    2. Emmy Rossum
    3. Jessica Biel
    4. Hilary Duff
    5. Jessica Alba

  • FoyFoy

    rocked it for your 2000th dig!

  • McPerv

    Where’s Cassie?

  • BryanZee

    Top 5 is so limiting.

  • Dodgemagnum

    1. mila kunis
    2. Leighton Meester
    3. Evan Rachel Wood
    4. Megan Fox
    5. Olivia Munn

  • FallenRawToast

    Yeah I am a fan. She did talk radio here as a fill-in one weekend, I had no idea who she was, but enjoyed her banter so well I googled her.

    Her presence got me to tune into “Red Eye” which is some very funny middle of the night fun.

  • FallenRawToast

    I agree, but since Moe is going to manually have to tabulate these, plus remove his socks for votes over 10, I think I can forgive him for limiting us to top 5.

  • OnlyADream

    1: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    2: Candice Swanepoel
    3: Megan Fox
    4: Camilla Belle
    5: Irina Shayk

  • ladylazarus

    Dammmnnnn… I forgot. 🙁 It’s just I never see her. It’s supposed to be a 2011 list and she’s in hiding.

  • ladylazarus

    HOT

  • Caitie Harmful

    *cries*

  • FoyFoy

    Yes! Some Team Rosie love!!

  • Caitie Harmful

    This list gets the Caitie Seal of Approval.

  • McPerv

    Need some white out, Camille Belle’s not important any way. 🙂
    Bowser and I have the same dreams! But unfortunately Irina is # 6 on my list and so just missed the cut here, guess I’m out of luck.

  • Some Guy

    1. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    2. Rosie O’Donnell
    3. Donatella Versace
    4. Amy Winehouse
    5. Sarah Jessica Parker

  • OnlyADream

    I don’t know how y’all post pics up but check out Rosie as she’s the cover girl for Vogue UK March. Her luscious lips are printed bright red and looks like it’s just begging to get some action. ….wet sexy red lips….

  • xo

    1. Candice Swanepoel
    2. Minka Kelly
    3. Bar Rafaeli
    4. Camilla Belle
    5. BLAKE LIVELY

  • Nookies

    Goes to show you peoples agencies buys there way onto these list. Blake Lively? ROFL right.

  • Angus

    You forgot yourself on that list 🙂

  • Angus

    Maiara Walsh, nice call on a super hottie that for some reason is always overlooked.

  • Otto

    i thought Victoria Justice would be on a lot more lists, surprising.

  • FoyFoy

    Yes! she’s pretty much the definition of sexy!

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  • Angus

    1. Mila Kunis
    2. Selena Gomez (Even though she does not deserve it for consorting with Justin Bieber)
    3. Camilla Belle
    4. Victoria Justice
    5. Taylor Swift ( I was going to put Megan Fox but I had to throw in a blonde so I did not appear prejudiced)

  • OnlyADream

    Maiara’s eyes are beautiful

  • OnlyADream

    Thanks for posting this! She is a lovely goddess.

  • Bowser

    Man don’t worry about being prejudiced Angus! This is a ‘most attractive women in your opinion’ list, not a United Nations meeting.

  • BryanZee

    I know, i was just saying because there are others that i feel deserve a spot like Rachel Bilson ans JAlba.

  • BryanZee

    Haha

  • BryanZee

    Her body is #1 though.

  • Caitie Harmful

    exactly. look at my list.

  • PR Diva

    So how do you post pics in with the comments?

  • BryanZee

    I have a feeling Freep is gonna come in here and put Chezza as his #1.

    Lets all it an Epiphany.

  • BryanZee

    And your point…..fuck it.

    use HTML code.

  • skilligan

    1. Sarah Shahi
    2. Minka Kelly
    3. Kelly Brook
    4. Sofia Vergara
    5. Blake Lively

  • PR Diva

    now now now lol

    thanx.

  • Caitie Harmful

    And Carey Mulligan will….FUCK….I FORGOT HER. DAMNIT!

  • PR Diva

    Claudia Lynx Pictures, Images and Photos

    Claudia Lynx ~~~Goddess~~~

  • BryanZee

    LOL!

    I would also like to give an honorable mention to Emilie De Ravin!

  • Caitie Harmful

    Yeah, honorable mention for the woman who pays my bills & is gracious enough to let me be her stunt double: Carey Mulligan.

  • Bubba McFadden

    She has the hands of a goddess.

  • PR Diva

    Face && body also.

  • Angus

    Damn!

  • Angus

    Freep’s List;

    1. Cheryl Cole
    2. Cheryl Tweedy
    3. Chezza
    4. Cheryl Tweedy-Cole
    5. Cheryl Tweedy-Freep

  • BryanZee

    He’s gonna put Victoria Justice there somewhere between Cheryl & Chezza

  • Gabbo

    Out of the 5, I met 3 of them at last year’s Toronto Film Fest: Malin, Megan (yes even met BAG), and Amber. Malin earns lots of points from being “extra friendly.” One of those IRL things, she’s way underrated. Oh yeah, plus the touching boob bonus.

    PS-I did meet Blake Lively at the premiere of The Town. Yep overrated.

  • spangly

    yes…welcome and I like your list. Two of my type five are on it. All of those are in my top 10.

  • spangly

    yea Audrina! Way to go Caitie!

  • FallenRawToast

    did I fail you somehow?

  • BazaarCity

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  • FallenRawToast

    Moe didnt call this the “most attractive women” list. He used words like sexiest and desirable, to me that means women I want to FUCK.

    I say this because my list would be a bit different between the most beautiful and the most fuckable listings.

  • OnlyADream

    Oh My Heavenly God!

  • FallenRawToast

    I think Ariana Grande might make his top 5, but that boy better hurry before the 75 listings are submitted.

  • Caitie Harmful

    No. The list is beautiful.

  • FallenRawToast

    Is this going to count as us having cyber?

  • joey

    I’m surprised Bar Refaeli didn’t come out on top given your love for her. 😀

  • Caitie Harmful

    “oh, Doctor…give me your sonic screwdriver”

    Now it does.

  • Phillip McCracken

    A+ Malin was awesome in Watchmen…

  • Phillip McCracken

    id post that gif of Welles handclapping for you for including Duff…. not in my top 5, but i love hilary she seems so awesome

  • Bowser

    I don’t think Freep should be left out. I mean, the dude DOES have over 10k comments posted…

  • Phillip McCracken

    olivia munn. seriously?

  • Phillip McCracken

    i almost feel bad if freep doesnt get his list in as one of the 1st 75

  • FallenRawToast

    To each his own, but what really got me was Caitie approving of a list with Munn in it.

  • Gabbo

    She was doubly awesome enough to sign my BluRay

  • FallenRawToast

    Better discuss that with Moe, and his lazy accounting style capping things at the first 75.

  • BryanZee

    Any body in the top 10 should count by default.

  • Caitie Harmful

    It’s got Evan & Leighton. I can overlook Brontosaurus Munn.

  • Caitie Harmful

    ALMOST…anyone.

    Barring…certain…psychopaths…and when did Freep hit 10k comments?

  • BryanZee

    I don’t know but chances are he hit it while posting a picture.

  • Caitie Harmful

    If he doesn’t, I’ll forfeit my spot.

  • Caitie Harmful

    He did.

  • BryanZee

    You can’t forfeit your 1 of a kind list.

  • BryanZee

    We need it for comedic value.

    XD

  • Phillip McCracken

    im hoping one day to meet Jackie Earle Haley so he can sign my Rorschach Head specical edition DVD case

  • johnconnor77

    Good taste, very similar to mine… 😉
    I wouldn’t have put Malin so high on the top although she is gorgeous

  • johnconnor77

    How is that I never heard of this goddess? Who is she? my oh my

  • Bee

    how could i forget monica… olga all the way!

  • McPerv

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    Hil
    Hilary
    Duff

  • FoxyRoxy

    Yea, that Maiara chick is pretty. She reminds me of a more exotic Susan from The Chronicles of Narnia, only with better teeth.

  • FoxyRoxy

    And V.Hudgens?

  • FoxyRoxy

    I like Evan Rachel Wood.

  • FoxyRoxy

    She looks so hot!

  • FoyFoy

    she’s so pretty in that first picture!

  • lazydayz

    Nice.

  • McPerv

    Yep and that’s a candid with little makeup. Her skin is like porcelain.

  • Freep

    rule breaker rule breaker hey Moe….

    he broke the ruleeeeeessssss
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  • Freep

    i got my own little section in the mega thread <3 this must be how Ari feels all the time. yea my list is at the bottom but whatevs. Ariana wasnt really in consideration. Car...Carey was on the cusp but it didnt work out the was i wanted to.......fuck i should have put her in.

  • BryanZee

    She would make a top 30 list.

    Maybe….

  • Gabbo

    Oh yeah, here’s the picture of her signing my BluRay. I was multitasking, then we talked about Children’s Hospital.

  • Phillip McCracken

    its because moe and jackson dont take no money from peoples publicists to trump them up a list…. they have some dignity!!!!

  • FallenRawToast

    you sure they dont? How else do you explain all the Kardashian Post?

  • Phillip McCracken

    bad taste?

  • OnlyADream

    I agree, very nice list indeed. Those women are fantastic

  • asgopt

    What a bullshit list.

    Donatella Versace should CLEARLY be number one, everyone knows that.

  • FallenRawToast

    If it was just 1 of them, but it is the whole damm clan they are infatuated with.

  • FoyFoy

    it was actually pretty hard to put them in order, I think I like 2 to 5 all equally

  • Dr. Smooth

    Wait until I comply my list…

  • Eloise

    All hail Team Leighton!

  • natty2212
  • salma

    Claudia Lynx before surgery


    she’s totally fake

  • FoyFoy

    Ellie Kemper is the fucking cutest thing on this planet.