Candice Swanepoel (#1) vs Amber Heard (#8) – Top 8 Matchup

See more from Candice’s juicy category!

Sampling of Candice:
– Candice’s visit to the VS SoHo store [GO!]
– Candice Swanepoel @ Victoria’s Secret 15th Anniversary of the Swim Catalog [GO!]
– Candice Swanepoel Does A Photo Shoot in Exotic St. Barts! [GO!]

VOTING IS DONE!!


See more from Amber’s juicy category!

Sampling of Amber:
– A Formal Farewell To Amber Heard. Hold Back The Tears, Guys… [GO!]
– Amber Heard @ Drive Angry 3D Promotion at Comic-Con [GO!]
– Amber Heard @ “Salt” Premiere in L.A. [GO!]

  • General Delacroix

    This voting method is just not viable.

  • FallenRawToast

    This open poll that allows people to vote as many times as they want is just silly, but anyone who is honest with themself only needs to skim through all the comments to know where things really stand.

    Look at the last two votes, and look at the comments.

  • 1st_Class_Sgt

    I love Candice. But, I love Amber more!!!

  • skilligan

    take away the lesbian thing & Candice wins this easily, a lot of guys are seeing girl on girl here, but I still have Candice by a pretty big margin

  • nybiggs

    I love Amber. But unfortunately nobody can stand next to Candice. These two should have met in the finals.

  • azezeal

    As hard as this should be because Amber Heard is really phenominal I mean just look at her no one can contend with Candice over the past few months every post she has raised the bar.

  • George the Canadian Bastard

    I will abstain from voting until the start of the MoeJackson MILF Top 8 competition.

  • azezeal

    Having just gone over the rest of the Posts today it’s just as well this one happened today because theres been a hell of alot of Paper Bag posts today!

  • dagon

    I somehow get that Amber is a bitch Candice is on the other half a nice person so she gets my vote

  • dinodan

    Pics from her latest ad campaign




  • FoyFoy

    god she’s so hot… it’s not even fair, ah well I didn’t really think Amber had a chance anyway!

  • FoyFoy

    who’s your MILF top 5 then?

  • dinodan

    yes, and i like how cute she looks in candids. Here are some pics that were taken while doing a magazine interview. She is so cute with minimal makeup and effort.

  • asgopt

    This is not even a hard decision for me. Amber is hot mostly because of the les thing, but being les does nothing for me…les is not bisexual, and as far as I know, she’s not bisexual.

    Candice on the other hand is probably as perfect of a human being as you can get. If you can stand next to a bunch of other VS models and make them appear as nothing more than blurs, you a truly the best of the best.





  • McPerv

    Poor Amber, she’s one of the sexiest women on the planet, but how can she compete with an alien sent to earth to make earthling women feel ugly?
    I voted for Amber out of sympathy.

  • dinodan

    Plus she takes some of the best candids


  • Noah

    This is like one of those NCAA hoops games where a really good team runs into a team that has become a BEAST. Even though the good team is really good, they just still can’t get past the BEAST team. Amber is the good team, and Candace is the BEAST. In my opinion, there is something about Candace Swanepoel and Jessica Alba that set these two women apart from the rest of the celebrities and supermodels. However, Candace smiles and seems happy, whereas Jessica seems to resent her fame. Anyway, althogh Amber is gorgeous, Cancace is literally the hottest woman on the planet right now.

  • Peccavi

    i gotta go with amber… seems cooler and has wicked taste in rides.

  • AlinaMaria

    This is difficult. Candice has my perfect celebrity body but Amber has the prettier face.

  • asgopt

    +1

    Plus she has the best body. It’s especially noticeable when she stands next to other girls.





  • asgopt

    Ugh pictures got shrunk. Save them for slightly bigger versions.

  • Melocotón

    I voted for Candice.
    She’s just hot and still gorgeous without makeup.
    And her body is absolutely awesome!

    I don’t like Amber’s face.

  • Some Guy

    I would rather have Amber because Candice may be nice to look at, but she has a model’s personality. That is to say she’s kind of a blank slate.

    Amber, meanwhile, has good screen presence and is probably the only out of the closet lesbian starlet in Hollywood right now, which counts for something.

    I still think Jocelyn Wildenstein should win, though!

  • dinodan

    i think the pics actually make you point small. From a distance, just looking at figures,silhouette she blows everyone out of the water.

  • witz

    while candice has a very good body, it’s not my ideal. and i think her face is forgettable. since she’s going to win anyway because everyone here worships her, i voted for amber. (ugh, my first comment was so much better)

  • The Headliner

    Candice but not by much because I love Amber too

    I like flaws by the way it’s like characteristic
    Like the Hunchback of Notre Dame…..bad example

  • FoyFoy

    since there are plenty of Candice pictures…
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    too many?…. naaaah

  • OnlyADream

    This is THE hardest poll.

    I think ya’ll already know who’s gonna win.

  • OnlyADream

    Thanks for the campaign ads dinodan!

    These are amazing compared with Tori, Erin, Bar & Gisele’s True Religion ads put together.

  • OnlyADream

    P.S. HOT GUY ALERT!

  • The-Phantom-Writer

    I can’t believe I was forced to vote for a blond

  • dinodan

    to lazy to cut him out of the pictures, enjoy!

  • salma

    easy one, Candice!

  • ladylazarus

    Tbh, I find your comments kind of offensive. Bastardly is intended to just be superficial fun but I feel your comments on Candice are demeaning. I mean I remember when people were saying THE EXACT SAME THINGS about Adriana. “The most beautiful girl to ever walk the earth, I would give my left nut to kiss her forehead, she can’t be human, her shit must not stink, etc, etc.” And look at her now. People have moved on. No one cares about her anymore because she’s been replaced by someone younger and hotter. You know what, I feel sorry for Candice. Because she’s a human barbie. You know what people do with barbies? They play with them, they parade them around like they’re trophies and when they get sick of them, dispose them and move on to the next one. That’s sad. There’s a soul in there but no one will ever know nor would they care to know. I don’t envy anyone. Yes, she’s gorgeous and I would never be a hater and pretend that she’s not BUT nothing in life is free. You don’t know what people go through and what she had to do in order to get to where she is. Maybe her bf cheats on her left and right, maybe she constantly feels inadequate, maybe she cries herself to sleep, you would NEVER know. And in the end, it’s all bullshit anyways. Her flesh will decay and to dust she will return just live everybody else. That’s I gotta say. Sry to get ladylaz philosophical on your ass.

  • johnconnor77

    I couldn’t have said any better… the measure for any hot girl is to put her next to other hot girls…. Candice makes invisible any other VS model

  • FallenRawToast

    TL;DR

  • McPerv

    Um. WTF? She’s a multimillionaire because she hit the DNA lottery, and now all she has to do is look good. She never even had to work to get into modeling, she was spotted when she was just 15. That’s two lucky things.

    At 22 she has enough money to retire if she wants, but if she chooses to continue, she can make millions of dollars more each year just by standing there and looking good.

    Will a new “it” girl come along? Eventually, so what? Am I supposed to feel sorry for Roger Federer now that younger tennis players are coming up and kicking his ass? And Federer had to work hard to get what he got. Can I not watch a football game and say wow, Tom Brady is a quarterback god, because in a few years the Patriots will have someone new?

    Sure, she’s treated like a commodity, who the fuck isn’t? She should try being a commodity like the rest of us and do it for wages.

    So you’ll have to do a better job of explaining why I should feel sorry for the most gorgeous woman on the planet who has millions and millions of dollars and whose worst struggle in life is probably an occasional pimple, and realizing that, yeah — like every other fucking person on the planet — she will get old and die and the world will continue without her.

    And, WTF? Jesus.

  • Voice of Reason

    Noooooooooo.

  • Voice of Reason

    more? Those FHM shots, pic 7, are always so gooooood.

  • FoyFoy

    Oh well if you insist!

    The FHM pics
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  • ladylazarus

    You completely missed the point. I’m not asking for you to feel sorry for her. And I know all those aforementioned facts, most models were discovered in such a manner btw. (Adriana was even younger, she was 13 and spotted at a local market). The point I was trying to make is SO WHAT?? Why should women feel ugly in comparison to her? Why would anyone compare themselves to anyone else? And why the fuck would you EVER envy anyone? Who gives a flying fuck. I don’t care about beauty, status or money. It’s all bullshit. Those are all socially constructed ways for people to feel important or superior to others. Our souls are identical. So please don’t refer to her as superior. She is not an ethereal goddess. She wakes up in the morning with bad breath and oily skin just like everybody else. She has insecurities, doesn’t matter if they are unbeknownst to us. She is of the human species and I think it’s belittling, inappropriate and insolent to all women to exalt her in the manner that you. That is all.

  • OnlyADream

    It’s a okay!

    Nice change to actually have a hot guy pic anywhere on here.

    I ain’t complaining.

  • McPerv

    I didn’t miss the point, you didn’t make it!
    Any way, I’m a dude and *I’m* envious of how good she looks, LOL. It’s human nature to judge ourselves relative to others. You are right that it doesn’t necessarily make her happier or better than anyone to look the way she does, if anything I imagine being THAT good looking can be isolating.

    But what of it? Here we all are voting and commenting on who is the hottest famous woman on the planet, not exactly a serious endeavor, and there’s no need to take my comments so seriously.

  • johnconnor77

    ladylazarus sounds like you need to get laid ASAP!
    you what I feel sorry for? drones like me, working 40+ hours a week to pay a mortgage for a bank, taxes and so forth to make a yearly salary of that these people makes for showing their ass in a party… And I can consider myself lucky of having a good paying job.
    You think Candice is a tool, then what are the millions of workers working for any corporation in the world? nothing but tools at the service of the CEOs and elites, I personally admire anyone that is able to make a living outside of the 9-6 life

  • PR Diva

    I like the black n white close up of her face. Oh mama!

  • AlinaMaria

    She reminds me slightly of a young Kristanna Loken

  • FallenRawToast

    Yeah I see that, and they are both women who love SEXY TIME with other women. Granted Loken, switch hits.

  • AlinaMaria

    I know, it’s weird but she does remind me of her, lesbianism aside!

  • Phillip McCracken

    LadyL hates me and prolly doesnt want me saying I agree, but i understand whats shes saying. and shes 100% right.

  • McPerv

    And with that, LadyL will realize she’s wrong and I’m 100% right.
    🙂

  • dinodan

    Sorry, McPerv, I agree with LadyLaz as well.

    I feel the same way at people that get jealous and hateful over a dude for getting a chick. example – I hate you Leo Dicaprio, Macaulay Culkin, (fill in any guy that dates a hot chick). My reaction is you should not feel like less of a person because someone has a hotter chick as a GF or is more beautiful, instead you should gets some confidence and feel good about what you got.

  • Voice of Reason

    I haven’t got a hope in hell, at least Home Alone Boy has the memory 🙁

  • ladylazarus

    johnconnor77, aka crusader for conventional beauty, keep putting girls you have no chance of getting with on a pedestal you fucking loser. Sweetie, I have no problem getting laid, I just choose not to bc none of you faggots are worthy but I’m sure you do, hence why you’re on here fapping to your fantasy girls. Go fuck yourself. And make sure to aim towards your Dianna Agron poster. Btw you completely missed the point of my post you inane douche.

  • ladylazarus

    hahaha I don’t hate you, Phil. You’re starting to grow on me. I find you quite endearing actually. I just become very irate when ppl talk shit about ppl I identify with or admire. But I can accept that we all have opinions and yours may differ from mine but I can accept that and respect yours.

  • Phillip McCracken

    im glad to hear that cause, no matter how much you have attacked me, your user name has always endeared me to you. its why you never got the wrath LOL…

    respecting ones RIGHT to an opinion, agree or not with is, is all i ever expect from anyone.

  • ladylazarus

    Thanks dinodan. That’s EXACTLY what I was getting at you retards. I’m not hating on Candice for cashing in on her looks, it’s human nature to be opportunistic and anyone would do the same if they were in her shoes and I have said on several occasions that Candice is gorgeous, my argument has nothing to do with her physical appearance or vocation. How many times do I have to fucking say that? Jesus, you people misconstrue and distort everything I say. What I’m trying to get at is that she is no better than any other woman or person for that matter. Our external features are inconsequential. We are souls, we were merely given bodies. What has she done to be praised as a ‘goddess’ or ‘perfect’? Absolutely nothing. I would never idolize or exalt someone who hadn’t done something exceptional. Like Angelina Jolie for example. I adore her, not because of her flawless face (some may argue that she is ugly, which is fine and yes some ppl are not wowed by Candice and find her to be ordinary and uninspiring, much to you stalkers’ dismay) but because of her soul, her aura and what she has done for society. That is something worthy of praise. I’m not saying that Candice shouldn’t be acknowledged for being beautiful, that’s all fine and dandy but to belittle the entire female population in comparison to her? WTF? Eat a dick, you chauvinistic pricks.

  • Voice of Reason

    Her hair in the face picture, that flick or fold of hair…jeeez. Fairly sure that is love. There must be a name for that style cos she seems to rock it quite often.

  • Voice of Reason

    Her hair in the *first picture

  • johnconnor77

  • Bubba McFadden

    So, we’re all retards, because you couldn’t articulate your point?

    90 percent of Mcperv’s comments are written with a sense of humor, but you just don’t get it.

  • Nookies

    Candice pisses excellence.

  • Nookies

    “I just choose not to bc none of you faggots are worthy”

    It felt like I just got punched in the balls and the throbbing pain is making its way up to my beer gut….

  • Zac Efron

    Well clearly she was able to articulate her point because I understood her first comment. Dinodan did, too. 🙂

  • Irons

    +100

  • ladylazarus

    awwww nooks, you know I heart you and was totally not referring to you. You are an elite bastard.

  • ladylazarus

    ummm clearly I did, read the other comments dollface. Plenty of people agree with me and completely understood my point. I get the “humor,” I just don’t find it funny. I thought his statement was offensive regardless of whether or not it was intended to be.

  • Nookies

    I love it when people start bickering on the site..Good quality entertainment ^_^

  • johnconnor77

    why don’t you chew an Orbit to wash that dirty mouth?

    Keeping it classy ladylazarus….

  • johnconnor77

    you crack me up: so one guy says that one girl is much better looking than the other one (an opinion you can agree or disagree) and he voted for the loser of the contest out of simpathy and you get offended, however but you can call every very personal and mean things to us like “retards”, “losers”, “faggots”, etc.. and it is completely fine, right?

  • McPerv

    If you want to be so cereal all the time, this is the wrong place I think.

  • Bubba McFadden

    Sweetie, you have been around long enough to realize that this site is where people come to worship and/or tear down celebrities. He made a comment about an alien model coming to earth to make all earthling women feel bad about themselves. With all due respect to McPerv, his username is ‘McPerv.’ A secure woman should not get her panties in twist over a comment like that. I just don’t understand why you got all over his shit.

  • McPerv

    I doubt it, she articulated it the second time, not the first.

  • McPerv

    Did you get into a bad stash of Peruvian weed? I love you babe but you have been all over the place.

    This isn’t really a chauvinist thing, though we happen to be talking about women. Chauvinism has to do with believing in male superiority over women, not the superiority of one women (lookswise) over other women. And I could be equally in awe of how good looking a man is. Listen to Howard Stern when he has a really good looking guy on there and how they fawn over him and express jealousy.

    Candice just represents a societal physical ideal for women. Doesn’t mean I think she is worthy of anything or better than anyone. Hell, it doesn’t even mean she is my favorite looking woman, I made a Top 27 here and she’s not even in the top 27. I just acknowledge how impossibly gorgeous she is, but I’ll take a more interesting looking woman like Irina Sheik any day, or someone who looks a little more “real” to me like Hilary Duff.

  • ladylazarus

    I know what it means hun. lol I meant that men feel that they have power over women by measuring their level of self-worth according to their physical appearance and that’s what I find demeaning. Candice could be the biggest, most pretentious, air-headed cunt on planet earth but people would still be up her ass bc of the way she looks. I just feel that Candice is such a conventional example of beauty, even though she is unique looking for a blonde, I don’t like the fact that we as a society are regressing back to those archetypes of attractiveness. I remember being a child and wanting to look like barbie (I have German family members who are blonde and light-eyed) as did my dark-haired/ethnic friends and it took a lot to fuck the system and say, you know what, I like myself the way I am. I just think it really fucks with young girls. I know that sounds like a corny, cliche argument, but that shit is real talk. There are so many stunningly beautiful women of other races, why is it ALWAYS the blondes that are idealized? I just don’t get the fascination.

  • ladylazarus

    nah, I don’t mean to be so cereal, I was just on edge today and I like to take my anger out on you bastards. :p Love you!!

  • ladylazarus

    I feel you. I just overanalyze statements and am extremely neurotic. I’m a Virgo. That is and always will be my defense. It explains why I am the way I am to a tee. I know it’s not that serious, his comment just evoked a lot of feelings of acrimony and resentment. I call it the trigger effect. But I feel better now that I articulated it. I just needed catharsis. Thanks for dealing with my crazy ladylazarus self.

  • Bubba McFadden

    No problems. For what it’s worth, I’m an Aquarius, but I’m not sure what personality traits an Aquarius should have.

  • BryanZee

    Fuck she’s hot.

  • McPerv

    Please, you’re a hot woman who’s fallen for more than one empty-headed douchebag just because he was hot, let the ugly women whine about this stuff.
    (Kisses.)

  • nybiggs

    Off the top of my head, Alessandra, Adriana, Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale. Not sure who number 5 would be. Maybe Giselle or Bridget Moynihan. I’m sure I’m leaving off some worthy names that I’ll be ashamed I forgot.

  • AlinaMaria

    I know what you mean LadyL. I’ve felt shit in the past because men seem to want blonde haired big breasted women to play with and that is not me. It’s sounds stupid but I remember being really jealous of the blonde girls in school with their highlighted hair and ability to wear pink and look good because that’s what all the guys were in to, the Playboy look. I used to hate my looks in school!

  • AlinaMaria

    But it’s not the blonde populations fault for the fascination with them.

    I find natural blondes to be really amazing looking and unique because they are dying out but I don’t get why brunette girls would dye their hair blonde, I can’t help but think that it is to please men? Just my opinion.

  • Melocotón

    Candice’s worst struggle in life is an occasional pimple? Do you know her personally?
    Otherwise I would be careful with such statements.
    Yes – she’s young, hot, rich and very successful. But that’s no guarantee of being perfectly happy.
    The best example is Robert Enke. He was a German football goalkeeper.
    He committed suicide in 2009 because he had depression for years.
    The public was shocked. Nobody could understand it because everyone thought “He had a family, he was rich, successful and popular – how could he be unhappy?”. But it just seemed to be the perfect life. However nobody realized how he actually felt inside.
    So I would not claim that Candice has a carefree existence. We just don’t know. Maybe it’s true. Maybe not.

  • ladylazarus

    I feel you melocoton… btw, what kind of fruit is that? lol I forgot, I’m in Peru rt now and I eat exotic fruit all the time like chirimoya, lucuma, maracuya, guanabana, etc.

  • ladylazarus

    Yes, it was hell! I don’t think anyone enjoyed HS. It’s just annoying bc it’s unwarranted. I think most blondes are ugly and overrated. A beautiful blonde would still annoy me though bc they would inadvertently perpetuate the notion that blondes are more attractive, which they are not imo. Like my HS was so ridiculous with their ideals of beauty. There were beautiful girls who were mixed but white guys didn’t find them attractive. They were too busy being obsessed with this short little white girl with mousy brown hair, dark green eyes and HUGE tits. She was pretty but it wasn’t that serious. The big boob ideal also bothers me. Here in Peru, so many girls dye their hair this disgusting orange shade of blonde and get ass/tit implants to obtain that playboy look that you speak of. Plastic surgery is huge in South America. Venezuela, Brazil, Colombia, Argentina, you name it. I find it to be a pity. Most of them look awful and like mutated latina wannabe barbie dolls.

  • Leni

    You and Alina Maria are both gorgeous. No one on this site likes blondes except for johnconnor77 and maybe skilligan.
    I find brunettes so much hotter!!!
    All the men I had crushes on in real life always wanted my brunette friends :{ being blonde is no fun

  • McPerv

    You must be really bothered by Brooklyn Decker!

  • AlinaMaria

    I really like blondes, it’s just the playboy ideal that sucked. Now it’s all good though!!

    And to be fair, you are a beautiful blonde like Diane Kruger, not a trashy one!!!

  • ladylazarus

    Thanks leni! and wtfff?? But you’re so pretty! Smart, witty, funny, who the hell wouldn’t want you? Dumb asses. Have ppl ever assumed that you’re easy or slutty bc of your hair color? Just wondering.

  • Phillip McCracken

  • Voice of Reason

    He suffered from depression but he also lost his daughter.

  • McPerv

    Well yes, her worst struggle in life *is* probably an occasional pimple. Anything else is internal. I’m aware that being young and rich and beautiful isn’t a guarantee to happiness (see Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, I doubt Megan Fox is happy given that she keeps fucking with her face), but it sure as hell helps, and we sure don’t need to have pity parties for privileged people.

  • Melocotón

    @Voice of Reason:

    The first time when Robert Enke went to a psychiatrist due to his depression and his fear of failure was in 2003. His daughter died in 2006. So you see he suffered from depression a long time before that happened to his daughter. And we don’t know what’s going on in Candice’s life when all cameras are switched off… Robert Enke kept his depression secret for 6 years and the public noticed nothing!

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    @McPerv:

    I do not demand pity parties for her. I just want to say that we shouldn’t claim or think her life is totally carefree and perfect. Sometimes it just seemed so, because we don’t know how those people actually feel inside.

  • AlinaMaria

    I feel what you’re saying.