Irina Shayk: 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Model

Photo Credit: WENN

Irina Shayk and a few other SI Swimsuit Hotties visit the Late Show as apart of their media day in promotion of the release of the 2011 SI Swimsuit Issue on Tuesday. It was also revealed that Irina Shayk (Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend) was unveiled as the cover model.

As you might recall, last year the honor went to Brooklyn Decker who’s now apart of last week’s number one movie at the box office, Just Go With It. Our advice to Irina is to drop Ronaldo and milk this moment for as much money and fame as you can (i.e. if it takes sleeping with rich powerful men to land you multi-million dollar endorsement deals then do what you gotta do).

Irina’s video from 2011 SI Swimsuit:



Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
You can view Irina’s full layout on S.I.!

  • Phillip McCracken

    you DO realize you just compared ALL NON VEGANS to hitler and white slave owners/black african tribe leader that sold their own people to white slave owners right?

    just figured id make sure you knew that.

    so, just OOC… how do you stop the injustice and cruelty?

    let EVERY cow go free? let EVERY chicken go free? just like open up the gates and let them roam america?

    heres what i dont get about “take them selves seriously” people like you…

    whats MORE inhumane?

    breeding animals for food? or breeding animals for food, ALLOWING them to run open free and let them have a GOOD fun life, only than to kill them when they are happy?

    do protestesters NOT understand how less humane that is?

    but for someone that just compared 99.99% of the world to hitler cause they eat meat, there really is no talking sense…

    watch this educational movie, maybe it will help you understand…

  • J-Sin

    WTF? This bitch got the cover over Christine Teigen?? To quote my man RZA:

    “You know this shit is, FUCKING RIDICULOUS!”

  • Hanson McCock

    There’s something off about her mouth. Oh that’s right, it’s not wrapped around my dong!

  • Piraffe

    Her face looks different and questionable in candid photos, but Irina ROCKS in bikini or lingerie pictures. She is like THE GODDESS in SI or Guess or Armani ads.

  • spangly

    Love the long legs. Not sure about the face.

  • Evelina

    She is sexyyyyyyyyyyyy 🙂 And I actually like that there is something slightly off about her face – it makes it that much more interesting to look at 🙂

  • My Cock Is Throbbing

    I’d jizz in my pants immediately if she even came close to getting her lips near my cock.

  • ladylazarus

    John Legend’s girl is wack. BItch ain’t got shit on my girl.

  • Hanson McCock

    Prematurely bust in her eye, the sheer force of my ejaculation would render her partly blind for the rest of eternity! I’m putting that in a greeting card.

  • Pretty In Purple

    She’s absolutely gorgeous! So many haters on here!

  • Pretty In Purple

    I think I know why you guys dislike her! Its because she has lips like a black person. Racists pigs!

  • FoxyRoxy

    Can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

  • PR Diva

    Welcome to The Bastardly. Don’t like it you can fuck off. >:)

  • J-Sin

    I ain’t touching this one!

  • Nookies

    I’ve heard that before from members of the opposite sex

  • Nookies

    yayayayaya wooo Irina got the cover

  • J-Sin

    John Legend’s girl at least got a sense of humor. Read her twitter:here.

    This borscht bitch looks like she can’t even count from 10 backwards. Plus something off about that face.

  • FoxyRoxy

    But seriously, I can’t even remember the last time I read a racist comment on this site.

  • Nookies

    imagebam.com imagebam.com imagebam.com imagebam.com

  • McPerv

    Fur-wearing cunt.

  • Bubba McFadden

    I can’t believe people still give a shit who gets the cover. It’s only fitting they will reveal the cover on Letterman. Who the fuck watches Letterman?

  • Pretty In Purple

    Go back and read older threads of her for proof of people disliking her lips.

  • d55

    Black people are known for having joker lips that touch their noses?

    If anything, white people are crazy about women with full lips…angelina jolie, adriana lima just to name a few.

  • Phillip McCracken

    LMFAO THIS is what some people were calling the hottest in the world… SERIOUSLY?!?!

    id almost suggest mannish brooklyn decker is better looking than her… wasnt Brooklyn a SI swimsuit cover girl?

  • d55

    What the fuck is the appeal in wearing the skin of a dead animal? How can one get past the bloody massacre behind it and be able to look at it as a clothing article? You wanna wear fur to look sexy? Stop shaving your legs, underarms and every other hairy part of your body. Clown faced russian whore.

  • Leni

    ahahaha

  • Leni

    I’m tired of saying it but will do it again: she’s the hottest, most gorgeous ugly woman ever.

  • Larry Sanders

    Her body is nice, but her face is pretty fuckin awful.

  • FoxyRoxy

    Yea but it’s not because they’re big, it’s because when she smiles the top lip practically touches her nose.

  • FoxyRoxy

    Because people who wear fur are soulless cunts and only think about themselves and never where their clothing comes from.

  • Nookies

    Shes hot when shes not smiling. The terribad upper lip to nose is what is off.

  • Nookies

    Once you blind her, send her over to my house plz

  • Brasileira

    oh my god what a body. her body is flawless! i really love that dress

  • Larry Sanders

    Candice has a funny upper lip to nose thing, but she looks really cute.

  • Glimmer

    J-Sin,i think i’ll have to like her now. those examples were funny. A plus.give her a cover/give her an interview !!!!

    wow…

  • Glimmer

    There’s something off about her mouth. Oh that’s right, it’s not wrapped around my dong!

  • Glimmer

    bad Nookies, bad… 😉

  • Glimmer

    uh no phil, better than decker. decker just seems so generica. even if you’re not sold on irina you have to be cool with some traits aside from generica ‘she’s hot’ getting some play around here. cool…

    some cool words about unconventional traits in positive manner popping up on this site. thank god or whomever.

  • Phillip McCracken

    u know, id take generica over deformed any day

  • Glimmer

    ha…

  • Nookies

    Yeah, Irina beats out Sarah shahi for hottest best ass..Barely thou doggie style would be the way to go for both of em

  • blake motherfucking griffin

    she’s smoking

  • Glimmer

    take note ladies Nookies/ is doggystyle friendly !!!!! 😉

    it’s the nookies era !!!!! 🙂

  • Nookies

    doggy is a must but only if they have a nice ass, then grab them my the hits and slam them into you..YUP…yup

  • Nookies

    hips* fml edit button

  • Glimmer

    premature posting ??? 😉

  • Nookies

    It happens to the best of us 🙁

  • Glimmer

    LMFAO THIS is what some people were calling the hottest in the world.

    phil, i’m be the hottest in world. but anyway…

  • Gabbo

    Put on your yarmulka, it’s time for generica
    It’s so much fun-ica to celebrate Brooklyn Decka

  • OnlyADream

    Will watch Letterman Tuesday for Irina. Red hot beauty receiving pretty sweet news on Valentine’s Day… congrats!

  • Phillip McCracken

    just OOC… how many people here wear shoes that are 100% VEGAN? NBD, js

  • BryanZee

    Its such a turn on when i see a hot girl in real fur.

    brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • azezeal

    As much as she is and looks hot in the red dress the fur is lame dont get why people wear it even fake fur it just looks tacky

  • BryanZee

    Because its cold as fuck.

    Ain’t nothing like keeping warm in a 20 thousand dollar dead animal.

  • PR Diva

    Just imagine how many lil animals had to die to make her like an idiot. Fur is tacky. Except maybe pimps can pull it off.

  • Cat46

    She’s sexy as hell but she shouldn’t smile. But she is a much better choice than Brooklyn Decker, you can’t even compare them.

  • BryanZee

    John Legends girl looks like a pug.

  • AlinaMaria

    I am sorry but this dress looks like shit on her. I hate sateen.

  • Freep

    for real though. cmon j-sin you know she wasnt even in consideration

  • Freep

    whwn will it be Esti’s time?!?!

  • FoyFoy

    My pug just got insulted…

  • James W.

    I was hoping for Jessica Gomes to get it this year but Irina is fine with me even though I find her face questionable at times. She looks great on the cover.

  • FoyFoy

    I love Esti, she’s gorgeous!
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  • azezeal

    Hmmm point

    Or she could just wait till later to warm up I can think of a few ideas

  • BryanZee

    Are you a vegan?

  • Freep

    pfff….Canadians. STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE INTERNET BORDER!

  • McPerv

    Yes why? Does it matter? Just wondering if you are one of those people who would respond to such a comment wit something ad hominem, like if I wear leather and eat meat, that means you don’t have to consider whether wearing fur is wrong.

    And, BTW, as a vegan, while I think all forms of animal exploitation are wrong, some forms of exploitation reflect evil. Good caring people might eat meat because it’s something they just suppress, but you just can’t suppress that shit when you are wearing fur — you know what you’re wearing, you know they ripped the skin off an animal just so you could wear something expensive that you think makes you look “glamorous.” Sorry, fur does not make you look glamorous, it makes you look old and makes you look like an asshole.

  • McPerv

    I do but WTF does it matter? I have responded to this argument above.

  • McPerv

    Esti has delicious hips.

  • BryanZee

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  • dinodan

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  • BryanZee

    LOL

    I have a feeling some people here are just trying to sound righteous.

    Go adopt a couple 1 legged dogs and book a flight to Japan and save a couple Dolphins.

    Practice what you preach. Like me I love dead cow so i buy a lot of leather belts and even have a plush 100% Leather Loveseat. I be about mines dawg.

  • BryanZee

    And I like you get mad when I ask you if you’re a Vegan. Like its that serious. LOL

    At least you prove that Vegetarianism is not just some harmless phobia exhibited by a few oddball left-wingers and unwashed granola munchers. It seems like a condition of some sort.

  • BryanZee

    But she owns fur g-strings and a couple of leather whips.

    Still delicious?

  • BryanZee

    You be sporting them Artichoke Steve Maddens?

  • ladylazarus

    Esti is ehhh, alright. She has gorgeous skin and a very feminine shape but idk she just looks like any other white girl facially imo. She looks lolita though so I can see why ppl dig her.

  • McPerv

    Of course it’s serious. Animals are sentient, and there’s a Holocaust going on.
    People who eat meat should know what they are supporting:
    http://www.meat.org/

    Oh, and nice stereotyping. People with compassion are *not* the oddballs, people who have no compassion are.

    Join the caring:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegans
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegetarians

  • BryanZee

    Besides posting links wtf have you done that actually makes a difference?

    Join The Chilling:
    http://mylifeisbro.com/

  • ladylazarus

    I’ve seen that video before, I can’t even make it through a minute. It is an atrocity. How those people sleep at night is beyond me… but is the meat-packing industry like that on an international level? Bc I have a feeling it’s only like that in industrialized countries where they’re mass producing animals and pumping them full of hormones. The chickens are abnormally large in the US but here in Peru they are so small, the way nature intended them to be. I don’t think eating meat in the traditional sense, where they are farm-raised, graze and live their lives on acres of roaming land is unscrupulous. I believe it’s natural for humans to consume meat, a balanced diet is imperative. Even as nomads, we ate berries, grains, leafy greens as well as meat. It’s not the consumption itself that is the problem, it’s the method in which US corporations go about it. Capitalism= Evil.

  • McPerv

    It’s not possible to have a meat-based diet without factory farming. There are 10 billion (land) animals consumed each year in the US. There’s not enough land for free-roaming animals given how much we eat. In places like Brazil they are burning down rain forests for their free-roaming cattle industry (mainly exported to places like the US).

    People like to think they are eating animals from “Old McDonald’s Farm,” but that is so rare, and they are still bred into this world just so they can be fattened up and slaughtered just like the factory farmed animals. If you don’t think you could go up to a cow and slit his or her throat and carve up its body so you can then eat its burnt flesh (yes, eating meat is like eating a severe burn victim), you shouldn’t be doing it.

    Lots of things are natural, like rape and murder, does not make them right. And while you can have a healthy omnivorous diet, and an unhealthy vegan diet, research has proven that the ideal diet for humans is a well planned vegan diet. Once humans get beyond a tiny amount of flesh per day (like part of one meal), our health deteriorates as the amount of meat consumption increases.

  • McPerv

    I do what I can. If some people are so cold-hearted that all they can do is make jokes about the torture and killing of animals, not much I can do to reach them. But I hope there are some people with compassion who can be reached. Meat-eaters consume 80 land animals a year, so with each person reached that’s 80 animals saved (yeah I know about the market and there won’t be any difference right away, but there’s no way to save the planet but one person at a time). And this is about saving the planet as well as the animals, because we will soon have an ecological reckoning, and meat is #1 on the list.

  • McPerv

    I almost always get New Balance because they have so many vegan shoes.

  • FoxyRoxy

    Lol, that’s not racist.
    Anyways, I’m not even patriotic so you can say whatever you want about Canadians.

  • d55

    “I believe it’s natural for humans to consume meat”

    Nature says we’re NOT meant to eat meat. if human-beings were meant to eat meat, we would not have to clean/cook/fry a chicken like a lion does not clean/cook/fry his prey; we would have been able to gulp the whole chicken with its hair, feet, etc and survive just fine like a lion does. If we were programmed to eat meat, upon the sight of a chicken, our instincts would have taken over like it does in a lion yet none of you chase after a goat, a chicken, a cow, pig to sink your teeth in it to eat it right then and there (yet we do it to vegetables/fruits!) Instead, we catch these animals, skin them, chop them, make them look all nice, remove their eyes, ears, noses, any parts of them that remind us of the fact that they are very similar to us, give them different names, basically we do our best to mentally block the sufferings they had to go through.

    Seems like we spend a lot of time to be able to eat what you claim we were meant to eat. All meat eaters have become desensitized to it. The longer something is practiced, the more natural it feels/looks to the point that people do not even feel the need to question it…and then there is that herd mentality “if most people are doing it, it cannot be wrong”…eating meat is just that so stop trying to justify it because there is no logical argument that will support it.

    “Even as nomads, we ate berries, grains, leafy greens as well as meat.”

    Nomads also lived in tents. I don’t see us still living in tents.

    Also, if eating meat is natural, so is cannibalism then, and i highly doubt any meat eaters here think of it as natural but what will your argument be when a cannibalist defends his love of meat by saying, “i believe it is natural for humans to consume meat”?

    The only reason why people are not hunting your ass down to eat or skin you is because you have laws protecting you, not because you’re superior to animals. The moment we get rid of laws that protect us, you can bet someone would kill you, skin you and make a profit off of your dead body. Look at organ mafias…they are doing it even when they know it’s prohibited. Imagine what would happen once the laws are completely removed. Then what would your argument/defense be? I highly doubt you’d say, “hey, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, baby. Plus, we are meant to eat. Survival of the fittest at work here so props to the dude who hunted me down.”

  • d55

    I do. Now what?

  • McPerv

    There’s a phenomenon whereby once you stop eating animals, and no longer have a vested interest in justifying the eating of meat, you realize how silly are all the arguments and rationalizations you once made when you were a meat-eater.

  • d55

    Yeah, it is called “defense mechanism” where the main goal is to convince yourself and others but first and foremost yourself that you’re not a bad person. In the case of meat-eaters, the type of defense mechanism they use is “rationalization” – trying to create logical or quasi-logical framework to justify their thoughts, actions and feelings but they all fail is another story.

  • Phillip McCracken

    i just happen to have a friend whose a HUGE fucking hypocrite when it comes to this… AND a friend who is 100% vegan and shes HARD CORE….

    my friend whose a hypocrite does things like..eats gummi bears… than when i point out “um, do you think they take the hooves off living cows for the gelitin in them?” she gets in my face and calls me an asshole.

    or when i ask why he kid is wearing timberlands…. when they are made from cows… its not like they wait for the cows to DIE natural deaths before getting the skin.

    i was just making an observation, since most “VEGANS” when you call they out on bullshit like… eating gummi bears that are made from cows or wearing leather shoes… get in yoru face.

    it was just a point

  • BryanZee

    My sister is a vegan and i buy her shit like animal crackers just to mess around.

    But unlike most Vegans, she holds onto her sense of humor and isn’t as anal.

  • Phillip McCracken

    yeah dude my friend whose the hardcore vegan, she has an awesome sense of humor…

    my friend who THINKS she is… DOESNT.

    i find that people who REALLY are hardcore have a nice sense of huomr, where as the people who are TRYING to be, but feel like they are failing take offense to EVERYTHING.

    the best part of having a hardcore friend whose into it, i LVE hearing different recipies and such and what i can substitute that i wouldnt have known about when i cook. shes scary, she LITERALLY researches EVERYTHINg she puts into her body. so shes always an awesome source of info, and yeah ill slip in like…

    “i made this tofu think last night it was pretty good”
    “you know what i think might make that taste even better from what i read?”
    “What?”
    “a pound of wilbur”

    LOL she has great sense of humor… she always asks me if im enjoying my “Chicken excriments” when im eating eggs, cause, LOL it comes from their ass…

  • Pretty In Purple

    Its probally fake fur.

  • BryanZee

    LOL

    I love it how you ask them if they wear vegan shoes and they get all defensive. A simple yes would suffice.

  • Phillip McCracken

    mad defensive…. LOL

  • BryanZee

    Fake ass vegans….LOL

  • OnlyADream

    The Haigwood & Hess-Webb family from Wife Swap. The dad cries over his kids eating cooked meat.

  • McPerv

    I wasn’t being defensive, I’ve just heard it so many times before and so I knew where you were going with it. You are not original or clever, and the question/argument you make is a logical fallacy.

    Not much I can do to convince you of anything. All generations have people who either actively oppress, or apathetically do nothing, which allows atrocities to happen, like the enslavement of Africans or the Holocaust against Jews. It’s in your nature, as you have admitted (“I just worry about getting mines”), you are the type of person who would have owned slaves and gassed Jews. I am a type of person who gets upset at cruelty and injustice and speaks out and protests.

  • Brasileira

    McPerv and d55 – I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

  • ladylazarus

    I went pesceterian for three months and I intend on going back upon my return to the US but it’s MUCH harder than it seems. Latinos are notoriously carniverous. I would literally come home from school starving and every fucking day all that would be available would contain meat. No one gave a shit even though I specifically told them if they could please make me a dish like black beans and rice or fish and steamed vegetables, etc… really pissed me off that nobody respected my decision or attempt at a life style change. Also, I went grocery shopping for just basics with my grandma, out of curiosity, how do you guys afford being vegan? I didn’t even go to that extreme and I found it really expensive and I didn’t like any of the ‘mock meats.’ They were expensive and I just ended up throwing them out. I do like Boca Burgers though and Morning Star as well. I just wish I had the money to do it. 🙁 I’m not trying to make excuses but I honestly don’t have the money, I’m unemployed and I feel guilty asking my family since their financial situation is also not ideal.

  • ladylazarus

    That last segment is fucked up, McPerv. I love animals just as much as the next person and I understand your passion but you’re being overzealous. Animals are not on the same level as human beings. That’s a ridiculous statement. Yes, animals feel and deserve to be treated ethically but if there was a dying child on one corner and a dying dog on the other, which would you be compelled to save, if you could only choose one? You cannot truthfully say you would feel equally for them. There is an incontrovertible hierarchy, whether or not you want to admit it.

  • BryanZee

    LOL bitch please.

    You aint done shit to help but preach.

    True Story.

  • BryanZee

    Righteous wannabes seem to enjoy any cult that removes pleasure from simple human activities. Eating, sex, walking, whatever, there’s some doctor or theory to drain the pleasure out of it. I recall a study saying you shouldn’t drink cold liquid, it shocks the system. Maybe if you’re a neurasthenic, but I love cold liquid. I store a glass in my freezer, permanently filled with ice cubes. Cold water is a genuine pleasure to me. Now I’m supposed to give this up too? Anything that causes pleasure for it’s own sake seems to make people nervous. Perhaps that’s why so many glom on to these rigorous diets, founded not on good culinary principles, but vague wackjob theories. I have a high metabolism and I can eat all I want without gaining weight. I enjoy all kinds of food, especially white meat. If you think I’m a bad person because of it then you can go fuck yourself.

  • McPerv

    I am saying that there are people who go along with the status quo, who never see an injustice or speak out against an injustice unless a majority of people in their community already do. They just . . . go along. People these days love to think “Oh I never would have owned slaves,” but the fact is, most of them would have or would not have objected, if they existed in that time. It’s just not in their psychological makeup to go against the grain like that.
    Am trying to locate a recent sociological study that was on point.

  • McPerv

    Didn’t say they were on the same level. I was just pointing out that it is not in the psychological makeup of most people to go against the grain and fight injustice inflicted on other groups. Most people are either narcissistic, apathetic, conformist, or just meek. Any one of these traits puts you in the category of persons who will just go along, and the fact is most people have at least one of these traits. These human traits have allowed historical atrocities to happen, and allow atrocities to continue. Even in recent times it hasn’t just involved animals, but things like the diamond trade.
    As I mentioned above, will try to find that recent sociological study.

  • BryanZee

    You see… as a living creature ourselves, humans consume their surroundings. We breath the surrounding oxygen… we eat the surrounding plants and animals (mmm… tasty animals)… we occupy the surrounding shelter. We actively displace the natural environment – be it plant or animal – that would otherwise occupy our space… and we consume the food and resources that would otherwise sustain that nature we are displacing. We partake in a society that burns fossil fuels. Every day we live pollutes the land. We are the antithesis of environmentally-friendly.
    So the very existence of a vegan is a paradox at best… and vegans having children is outright hypocrisy. Each living vegan is negatively impacting the plant and animal kingdom. The only way to really, truly stop adversely affecting the environment is to kill yourself. So any vegan who is spreading their “faith” has obviously not killed themselves, and decided that selfishly living in knowing exploitation of nature is better… and should thus not be taken very seriously.

    TLDR? Kill yourself.

  • Phillip McCracken

    “I store a glass in my freezer, permanently filled with ice cubes.”

    im starting to wonder if your my brother from nother mother….

  • McPerv

    Wow, the Vegans Should Kill Themselves to Save Animals and the Planet Argument, yet another argument I’ve never heard before! You’re brilliant, clever, and original! (That’s sarcasm BTW.)

    Let me put it this way: thinking isn’t your thing. Seriously, you must know this. How far did you go in school? Leave the thinking to those capable of complex thought.

  • BryanZee

    First of all. Why you mad?

    My post was only half serious(LOL)…I forgot lame vegans like you have no sense of humor.

    Before we continue to argue, especially about academics. Let me ask you a question. What have you done really that helps your cause beside preaching and protesting?

  • McPerv

    Cruelty and apathy make me angry, and the same old tired arguments annoy me. I get angry because I have watched the gruesome videos, and have pondered the numbers (billions each year). I do not get annoyed by thoughtful dialogue, but that’s not what you intended from the start.

    I prefer not to answer the last question, I don’t want to lose my anonymity, but I am involved and have been for some time. Just one person here knows who I am and that’s probably 1 too many. What do you think is the best way to persuade others not to engage in behavior that tortures and kills animals and is quickly destroying the planet?

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