SI Swimsuit Models Continue With Promotion Events in Las Vegas

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2011 Sports Illlustrated Swimsuit Models Portion of Las Vegas Boulevard temporarily renamed ‘Swimsuit Boulevard’ in honour of the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue launch Las Vegas, Nevada

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41 comments
d55
d55

Funny thing is if you looked up the model card of every single model in this pic, it'd state they are about 5'9''-5'10'' and are 34"-24"-34", which is complete BS. In this pic, there are so many models who either do not look like models or fall short of their hype.

BryanZee
BryanZee

Juile Ordon Def. shits on 90% of these SI "models"

Leni
Leni

LOVE Julie Ordon, she's beautiful.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

Tori Praver, Julie Ordon and Bar need to seriously come back, they need some actually attractive blondes in the magazine!!

OnlyADream
OnlyADream

Maybe it's the scenery or the bad quality of image, it looks as though a bunch of girls went to Las Vegas to party & this is one of their photo ops before the night began. Facebook/Myspace anyone?

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

Basically Irina & Izabel > the rest.

skilligan
skilligan

not a bad group BUT not close to the Heidi, Tyra, 90's group

Leni
Leni

ahhahhaa

Leni
Leni

Very tempting, but my lettuce is married to other spinach :}

BryanZee
BryanZee

*plays dead and bites nookies head off once the heshe was close enough because elephant guns don't kill magical Rhinocerus(es)*

-Victory-

*Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer-We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.*

Nookies
Nookies

*I summon an elephant rifle and shoot your ass then I chop off your horn for a trophy*

BryanZee
BryanZee

Not likely, but hey if Leni likes fruits I have a bowl of strawberries in the office fridge.

McLady
McLady

The redhead is the only really hot one. But she's dressed in sequins.

Elf
Elf

I miss Tori Praver! She puts all of these chicks to shame.

BryanZee
BryanZee

Are you ready for my fresh produce?

*I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.*

BryanZee
BryanZee

*Transforms into a Rhinocerus(a well hung one btw)out of panic-

I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.*

Nookies
Nookies

buahah so Bryan is right up your alley then

Leni
Leni

well, I do like cucumbers ;)

wait, cucumber is classified as fruit, then I guess I'm more into fruits

Nookies
Nookies

* After getting Eroticism lvl 3 casted onto me you then take me back to your place but once you remove my panties you discover that I still have a massive dong. You then realize Eroticism lvl 3 wasn't a high enough level spell*

Elf
Elf

Ew. Wtf. Some of these chicks are just straight up busted. They should be scrubbing toilets for a living, not making millions for being ugly.

BryanZee
BryanZee

Sweet! Are you into vegetables?

Leni
Leni

oooooo, role playing, I like

BryanZee
BryanZee

*I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.*

Wait this is kinda gay.

*I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.*

Ok, much better. Continue....

Nookies
Nookies

* While exploding a small drop of semen that was still in my ball sack manages to hit you in the eye permanently blinding you in your right eye *

BryanZee
BryanZee

Sweet. So Doctor costume?

I'll play the grieving dog owner who just lost his bulldog Hannibal to a tragic car accident.

Leni
Leni

hahaha no, I never wanted to be a model, I wanted to be a vet

BryanZee
BryanZee

* I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.*

Nookies
Nookies

Oh I've done this before...

*I slowly take off my wizard hat and take off my pants exposing my wand made of hardwood*

Your turn!

Nookies
Nookies

If you land the cover id totally buy that issue ^_^ and then stain it with various fluids. :S

dinodan
dinodan

This mag is full of fug (with exception of few)

Leni
Leni

wow, some of them are bigger than me, wow

nowadays anyone can be a model I guess

Nookies
Nookies

Its a pussy paradise on a gold and diamond platter.

BryanZee
BryanZee

Its so uneven that its hilarious.