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Kesha Rocks A Granny Bikini In Australia! Pretty Damn Gross…

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

If you thought the last set of Ke$ha bikini pics were bad, think again. These were snapped earlier today as the singer chilled on a beach in Adelaide, Australia with family & friends. She’s currently in the country on her “Get $leazy” world tour w/ a final performance tomorrow at the Adelaide Entertainment Centre. Following her stint Down Under, she’s scheduled to do four shows in quake & tsunami-stricken Japan starting on March 22nd, but I’m pretty sure those shows will need to be re-scheduled.

Anyway, back to the tragedy @ hand! We’re gonna give Ke$ha the benefit of the doubt & assume she’s fucking with the paparazzi b/c I don’t think the people around her would let her out in public dressed like a washed up, trailer trash crack whore in a granny-stringed bikini. It’s pretty difficult to comment on these, so we’ll let you guys attack them…
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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118 comments
d55
d55

She looks like a beast. She makes me feel perfect...damn *hugs myself*

MelodicDeathMetal
MelodicDeathMetal

hmm... a little hyperlink help here? Also I searched the whole place for posting symbols.

Susana
Susana

She used to be fat when she was younger, so it's understandable that her body looks like that now; especially her lower abdomen that tends to sag/hang when you lose weight. Still, hate her and her music: overly-pretentious, fame-whore, skank!

Nookies
Nookies

K I'll fight in your honor as long as some hanky panky comes aftewards

salma
salma

you better do, kick his ass

Freep
Freep

Can i demand chezza in return for.....this

Freep
Freep

I cant even see the gif but i figure it deserves my rock regardless

McPerv
McPerv

What's amazing is she is willing to be seen in public like this. I've known non-famous women with bodies 10x better than this who lack the confidence to wear bikinis.

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

That poor guy in that one picture, now everyone thinks he's banging this hog.

DocHellbilly
DocHellbilly

He may not be able to control how he looks, but he sure as hell can control the situation...

1) Suicide- perfectly acceptable response to looking so monstrous

2) Never leaving the house

3) If leaving the house, wearing a biohazard suit

4) MASSIVE plastic surgery... but really, it'd be a fully body/head replacement anyway, so I'm reverting back to #1 above

lu__89
lu__89

she probably has a date already

she's always going out.. lol.. maybe more than me haha

lu__89
lu__89

oh well, maybe i was mean to compare my granny to this mess! at least my 'vóvó' still has a feminine body and doesn't look like john travolta with a blond wig.

Boz
Boz

AHHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

uber-lija
uber-lija

She has NO femininity whatsover

dinodan
dinodan

Can I watch? You are going to need someone there to explain to you what just happened.

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

Holly cow! Leni was able to make Ke$ha hot! I am telling, you should do photoshop retouching as your full time job... it is not that you are good, you are magic!

PR Diva
PR Diva

and she has no ass at all. She reminds me of one of those weeble wobbles.

Nookies
Nookies

Hmm with me being too distracted by Kesha's whatever the hell that is I completely overlooked the fact that her boyfriend looks like a meth addicted truck driver..

PR Diva
PR Diva

I think she looks like a boy.

Ari
Ari

woooooooow

Like Foxy said you can REALLY see how boxy she is when you look at the comparison you made!!! holy balls.

I mean, not everyone has perfect bodies but damn... at least pick a suit to flatter your (manly) body type!

Leni
Leni

I tried, but some people are just not fixable!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Whoa, it's really crazy how wide her torso is, especially when you compare the after. You actually made her look hot!

PR Diva
PR Diva

Her music is terrible. Keep it away from children. It's equivalant to eating paint chips.

Ari
Ari

Moe has a granny fetish.

Philr Crackin
Philr Crackin

Why didn't someone Gouge My Fucking Eyes Out before I had to see that?

Ari
Ari

A flashing dildo??! Well, it couldn't hurt to try.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I demand Karen Gillan as reparations for this travesty.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Brilliant. So she's still free. 80 comments and still nobody wants to go smash it? I'd drop her the d-bomb.

Nookies
Nookies

Well considering you have her genes I'd say she still looks amazing.

Nookies
Nookies

I've heard that before....

hermione
hermione

Put. It. Away. Nobody should have to see that.

Maggz
Maggz

Wow! She's completely out of shape…her tummy is just disgusting =/

Boz
Boz

Beside her voice, she really needs to autotune her whole body, if that thing is possible.

Nookies
Nookies

I'll comfort you salma

crackrocks
crackrocks

aw yeah, total fap material right here!

Ke$ha has the best body in the game.

(sarc)

I Am Right
I Am Right

Your grandmother sounds hot, is she availiable Saturday night?

Moe
Moe

damn, was it really necessary to take a shot at your poor lil' granny?

Cat46
Cat46

Exactly, a one piece should work better.

lu__89
lu__89

oh god...that body is worse than my grandmothers body, and she is 80