Caption This! What Did Kim Kardashian Say To Kris Humphries?

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These were snapped earlier today as Kim Kardashian & NBA pimp-daddy Kris Humphries were doin’ some camera-whoring & shopping in NYC’s Meatpacking District.

So, what’s the over/under on A) Number of STDs Kris Humphries has right now as a result of sleeping w/ Kim & B) Number of days this relationship will last.

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face84
face84

He looks to be cute who ever he is..

RDouble365
RDouble365

She looks like a lil' sexy doll next to Kris!!!!! :)

The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

Picture 1 - Kim: I think I maybe pregnant

Picture 2 - Kris: Oh shit...

lu__89
lu__89

haha, is that where the wedding will take place?

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

I can hardly believe this is Rachel McAdams, she looks so totally different.

vanessaxoxx
vanessaxoxx

She is asking him to participate in a new sex tape as she needs to boost her publicity.

Tapper
Tapper

"Honest, honey. That rash will clear right up in a week or so. It always has in the past, remember?"

major_got_banned
major_got_banned

'so tell me more about this employee of the month thing...'

Glimmer
Glimmer

looks like a music video...

nybiggs
nybiggs

Girl obviously loves getting destroyed in the bedroom.

barranr
barranr

so the pig walks up to the complaints window and says "I wish I were taller"

hothothothot
hothothothot

"you see my camelface now, you can see my cameltoe later"

skilligan
skilligan

"i'll be on to the next one in a week"

Glimmer
Glimmer

"will you can take your sunglasses off when we're out in public"

Nookies
Nookies

Something tells me she can handle a fist up there.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

And she needs to stop wearing those thigh high boots, they look really stupid on her.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

She said: "Tonight we can try up to four fingers in there".

Nookies
Nookies

I always find it funny that men will publicly be seen with skanks like Paris/Pam/Kim..If I got to tap it (assuming I was black and had a 10 inch wang) I wouldn't be telling people :S

You know his teammates have to give him shit for it.