Oh Damn! Is Joe Jonas Trying To Upgrade To A VS Angel?

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

PEACE OUT, ASHLEY GREENE!!

And, who the hell can blame him, right? He definitely has the cash flow, but does he have what it takes to maintain a VS Angel behind closed doors? Everyone thinks the dude uses these hot chicks to serve as beards, but I have a feeling those might be envious haters.

There were plenty of single ladies at the event, so props to Joe for pulling strings to get his ass into the event. Hey, which one of us bastards wouldn’t hit a party overflowing lingerie models? Exactly…

Anyway, since we have three of the hottest MILFs in one photo, we as well bust out one of our useless polls…

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d55
d55

Taylor lautner is ugly, too. He has little beady eyes and a pig nose.

Take an ugly guy; make him rich and famous; millions of women will find him hot. People are stupid like that.

sexybunnie
sexybunnie

Ambrosio and Swanepoel look HAWT.

Miranda/Adriana heads/faces are too big.

Agent666
Agent666

I can't fathom why women are so enamoured of Joe Jonas--he's no Ryan Reynolds, or Taylor Lautner...and he should use about half a bottle of Nair on that unibrow. That said, I like Adrianna Lima a lot...even her sexy, lithe, long-fingered hands (large hands are extremely hot). Swanepoel's butt is simply amazing. I even like these gals' dresses, especially the beady, applique number on Ambrosio.

Boz
Boz

wring wring wring banana phone!!!!

wring wring wring banana phone!!!!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Has a nice ring to it.

Uh oh, did I say ring?

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!

Invigorator2
Invigorator2

Meh....The first picture. Focus just on their faces...How beautiful!? Isn't Adriana supposed to be more feminine looking after having a baby?

I don't like Candice's face but i do like her body overall. I don't like gummy faces....which is mostly what i don't like about her face.

Invigorator2
Invigorator2

Funny you call him a f%g when you have a preference for boyish women. Ashley Greene....let me guess you think she is hot too just like that boyish Ana B?

You don't get to call people that so stop it with your pretense and homophobia.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

I've just seen this is part of the category 'annoying bitches'? LOL

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Haha, ew! He's so blegh!

Nice back, Candice!

Cutiie Patootiie
Cutiie Patootiie

Wow, they're all super hot especially Adriana, Miranda, and Candice. Adriana will always be my favorite, ever since I saw her in this sliver and black lingerie I fell in love.

Boz
Boz

Joe's a cuntdonkey.

The Devil
The Devil

*bites finger*

Look at that ass.

Y'all know who I'm talkim bout

Mundo
Mundo

I meant His...

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

three options:

1) She want Adriana to strap on her ass

2) Lesbian crush

2) She feels Adriana is the only real competition to her hotness

and it is trying to push her out

Peccavi
Peccavi

that jonas fag has no idea what's going on... i mean srsly, these "super models" probably don't have much in the way of vices, probably not allowed. can't eat to much, most likely no smoking, or drinking... and its not the 80's so drugs probably not a thing.... but i bet one vice they all have, and this can most likely be confirmed by the number of pregnancies, is that they like to fuck. like rabbits... and that jonas can't even handle ashley greene. good luck bro!

Freep
Freep

Candice needs to make that her go to pose

skilligan
skilligan

everyone but alessandra and the virgin guy look hot here

dinodan
dinodan

You got my mind imaging........

Leni
Leni

Funny how she does that so her ass rubs against Adriana and not other girls!

dinodan
dinodan

I love it when Candice feels the need to pop her ass out like that. That dress looks hot from the back!

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

Pretty much sums up how I feel.

HarryHooray
HarryHooray

Miranda is pretty much firecrackers on the 1st of July. Seriously head-turning, jaw-dropping, mouth-watering, awe-inspiring, lust-prompting, heart string-tugging, erection-inducing, gay-to-straight converting...you get the point.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

ok so I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore Joe Jonas

I think Ale gets a bad rap I think she looks really good here but my vote did go to Miranda obviously, seriously I think she just keeps getting hotter where as even though Adri is still really fucking hot her hottness is declining