Red Carpet Hotness @ Victoria’s Secret 2011 Swim Collection Party

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

Excuse the delay in getting these babies, but naturally, it’s extremely difficult to work with so many beautiful women at the same time. Talk about hotness overload (the linked post is the definition of “Hotness Overload,” by the way)!

Anyway, I know some of you Kim-Haters & diehard VS Angel fans will be pissed that we put Kim Kardashian dead center in a pic that includes Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio & Miranda Kerr, but please try to understand that we did it so that it would be far easier to make fun of her. Even though she gives the annoying impression that she’s worthy of hanging with hot Victoria’s Secret Angels, but we all know what’s up.

We went ahead w/ a pair of very forgiving eyes & grabbed most of the chicks who walked the red carpet at last night’s big party in Los Angeles to celebrate the new 2011 Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog—although, we liked the pics that were posted earlier much more.
Photo Credit: Splash News Online
Photo Credit: Splash News Online

Update: More with Adriana, Alessandra, Candice, etc… on pages 5-7

Page 8: We couldn’t forget about Chrissy Teigen!!

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152 comments
Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

Amber,Alessandra,and Melissa for the win.My tongue would throughly enjoy those 3.

the kitten
the kitten

adriana looks gorgeous from head to toe, her skin looks so nice here.

alessandras dress is very cool.

i adore miranda as always, she looks like an angel but its so funny to see her with boobs!

JackJack
JackJack

god, you're so aggressive.. i'm not even a dude, so there's no way i'm gonna jerk off to her, thank you very much. whatever it is, i'm not interested to have any sort of fight with you. its immature. if you're gonna try to start one with me, it ain't gonna work. i sure as hell didn't ask you to reply to my comment on how i don't get why people say ale's legs are short. i think you need to take a huge ass chill pill. you're SAD!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

OMG! HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!

Some of them look so realistic!

Carla
Carla

I dont have a problem with it. Afterall I would put my face in Adriana's crotch. :P

Carla
Carla

Nope, she is just the perfect woman. She is everything I could ever want in a gf. ;P

Melocotón
Melocotón

Yes, being a mother makes you acting more mature, but that doesn't mean you have to lose your liveliness. Some women can manage being a good mother without losing their inner child. Maybe Adriana isn't one of them.

I didn't know Adriana behaved that way at her recent signings.

Could you send me this article, please?

Yes, I already know these photomontages of her with a beard. :)

They're great! So funny! My favorites are the 1st, the 4th and the 5th picture. The eye color in the last picture is too lushly which makes it less realistic.

Regarding to this smiling thing:

Adriana is still smiling sometimes, but it is not the way she used to smile. There's something missing in her eyes and face. That's her former smile:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6719/200634thannualfifiaward.jpg

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/447/hersmile1.jpg

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6115/hersmile2.jpg

Source: adrianalimafan.net

d55
d55

I am not forcing you to dislike her, you dumb ass. You think you're some important shit, don't you? I don't care what your taste is. You're the one who said, "what is so short about them", "I still don't get it" so we helped you get it for you to see what is so short about them. You did not say, "even if they are short, they are still hot" in the first place. Now, you may proceed to jerk off to her.

d55
d55

Well, she did give birth so that would make one act more mature and less goofy as you take on the role of a mother. Some kind of change is pretty inevitable but i still stand by my statement as she snubbed a lot of fans at her recent signings (they waited 3 hours), paying attention only to the ones who were pathetically crying, saying how she was the most beautiful woman in the world to her. I posted the pix i did because foxyroxy was asking why she was not smiling at this particular event. Given that you're a huge fan, I'm sure you'd enjoy these:

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/4815/lima1e.jpg

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/3103/lima2j.jpg

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2073/lima3.jpg

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6640/lima4.jpg

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9797/lima5.jpg

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/4563/lima6.jpg

http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/4492/lima7.jpg

JackJack
JackJack

still don't care about how short and midget-y her legs are. don't force it on me to dislike her body just cause she has short legs. seriously, to me, a nice face, a nice body is all that matters. not too crazy fussy over lil things like short bowed legs or whatever. i don't like to nit pick on the lil things. but then again, its just my preference. everybody has their thing.

Boz
Boz

Thanks Leni!

and I literally LOL'd when ACE said:

"I thought it was Benazir Bhutto at first!"

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

LMFAO.

I like the very first comment from d55

"i dont understand the purpose of page 3...it's like you are showing off you have a big nose"

Boz
Boz

who's that?

sexybunnie
sexybunnie

Kate literally looks like a girl from the mall. plain miss piggy face.

sexybunnie
sexybunnie

Candice and Ale are by far the most beautiful to me. i will never get Lima with her bloated beaver face and mangled teeth.

cozanetfr
cozanetfr

all this young ladys must be very soundly spanked once a week on television and after hard fucking

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Ok, so the real question is why is MoeJackson omitting those pics?

Leni
Leni

Yes, great picture. Alessandra is the one with super short legs and super long torso, Selita is the one with very long legs and very short torso. Long legs >>>>>>>>>>>>> short legs, simple.

Leni
Leni

Eh, it's fine. I just like long legs on a woman. Shape is more important than length but Ale's knees as awful so can't say the shape is nice. I guess just a matter of preference. I think Alessandra looks borderline deformed with her super long torso and very short legs but I understand why people find her legs nice.

Melocotón
Melocotón

I disagree. I think VS told her to stop making these goofy faces, because she's the lead angel now and has to appear more classy, professional and grown up.

But why did you post all these pictures of her?

I'm still a huge fan of Adriana, so I already know them. (Even in HQ, lol)

d55
d55

If you type in "alessandra ambrosio short", google automatically suggests "alessandra ambrosio short legs" so you're in the minority for not getting it.

d55
d55

Not the same AT ALL.

d55
d55

come to think of it; you might be assgoo, too.

d55
d55

jealousy is an ugly thing; so are you in anything backless.

d55
d55

You're so jealous of those models it ain't even funny. You were having a nervous breakdown just the other day because they are models, and you're not - never mind the fact that you could not even post your own pictures but used someone else's while you were claiming to be some hot shit. You're miserable. There is being bitter and then there is being pathetically bitter, and you're the latter. I am thinking you're either omega, svetlena, dr gupta (octomom faced bitch) or

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/1ba.jpg

d55
d55

Ok, you cunt. Until you can post YOUR REAL pictures, you need to shut the fuck up. As of right now, you have no idea how pathetic you come off across. It's hilarious in an irritating way.

d55
d55

Nah, she just became a stuck up cunt is all, and i am saying this as a former fan. I still look at her pictures but i don't really like her anymore.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

Yeah Miranda's are nicer and longer, but I like Ale's actually

JackJack
JackJack

i'm sorry. i still don't get it. it looks totally fine. yeah the bow leg but it doesn't look too bad. i ain't that fussy. if her legs looks toned and nice then its all that matters.

Larry Sanders
Larry Sanders

After seeing photos on some other site, Candice looks way too thin now.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

I love Ale I think she's still got it! Especially here I think she looks great

I Am Right
I Am Right

Adriana's face, Miranda's tits, Candice's ass, and Ale's thighs.

Melocotón
Melocotón

I noticed that, too.

I don't know why but since she has given birth to her little girl, she often appears exhausted and bored. It seems to me she wouldn't enjoy her job anymore. What happened?? I REALLY miss the Adriana who always laughed and appears to be full of the joys of life. :(

dinodan
dinodan

dude you are totally wrong....this is not the same person we were talking with before. Can't you clearly see that we were talking with Invigorator....this is Invigorator2, completely different person. There is no way they are the same person.

vanessaxoxx
vanessaxoxx

MIRANDA, CANDICE & ADRIANA look stunning!

Miranda takes it this time even tho i adore candice.

btw, am i the only one who thinks Alessandra looks like a drag queen?!

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

At least my pics are real.

How sad is it that you tried to pass yourself off as another girl?

I find your lack of win disturbing. May the fail be with you.