Charlie Sheen “Torpedo of Truth/Death” Painfully Turns on Him!

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So yeah, as I stated in a previous post, I was one of the dumbasses who bought into Charlie Sheen’s tour by coughing up hard earned cash. As with most things in life, I’m keeping my expectations very low and betting the comedy of watching him crash & burn on stage to everyone’s delight will be worth at least half the ticket price. As for the other half, fuck it.

All reports are pretty bad, but following his atrocious performance in D-Town, Charlie & his team tweaked the show for Chicago. While still bad, it apparently didn’t suck as painfully as the first show.

Here’s more juice about the first show from NJ.com:

Death may not have been an option, but bombing was on the menu in the Motor City — the crowd jeered his opening act offstage, and met Sheen’s “radical rants” with boos, calls for refunds and walkouts.

The national press damned the show: “The Malibu messiah’s stab at demagoguery died a quick and not entirely painless death,” wrote Charles McNulty of the Los Angeles Times. “The humiliation, however, wasn’t easy to watch. It’s one thing to read about the missteps of the rich and famous; it’s another to see a celebrity fall flat on his face in front of several thousand people. Rage, Sheen’s default mode, wasn’t an option. The fed-up hordes at the sold-out Fox would have trampled him. The indulgent love of his fans had transformed into deep distrust, if not disgust. The outlaw was revealed to be a spoiled brat.” [Source]

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The Devil
The Devil

Yeah, but this is on a whole 'nother level.

I mean, if you wanted to hear a crackhead rambling, you could just go to your nearest ghetto liquor store. They'll dance for you too.

Hell, you could probably get a microwave for $20 in the process and a cracked out strawberry to let you do whatever you want to with her.

I hope the tickets to this bullshit aint cost that much.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

WHAT THE FUCK?

I've been doing that since I got divorced and I still can't get any ass.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

He gets girls because he's loaded and gives them $35 000 checks for spending the evening with him.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I don't understand why he'd want Tiger's Blood.

I'd rather have Jordan's Blood.

dillan
dillan

Right. Everybody has had. And will do it again too.

dims
dims

O.k. He might be a horrible man that deserves to be thrown off a cliff, but he is a very funny guy and pretty talented, this is why he gets girls.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Totally.

And such low quality shit that you couldn't even fertilize your lawn with it.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Dude, what has he done since Platoon? Two and a Half Men is a steaming pile of shit.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Don't discredit what people spend their money.

I'm sure you've bought something stupid or gone to something stupid.

The Devil
The Devil

Y'all dumbasses actually bought tickets to this bullshit?

What the fuck is wrong with you!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Also, all these "winning" and "tiger's blood" quotes are so fucking played out.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

The only time I liked something Charlie did was his small role in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

It all went downhill from there.

Moe
Moe

Once again, D-Town simply got shitted on. Sucks.

Moe
Moe

"no discernible talent"

You kidding me?!

Bob Miley
Bob Miley

he has tiger's blood. he just doesn't have Detroit Tiger's blood

crackrocks
crackrocks

y'all some hating-ass non-WINNERS.

show some respect to Charliee Sheen Da Gawd.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

I heard he changed it up for the second show and got a standing ovation.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I've been trying not to be so pessimistic but this douche has made me lose all hope in humanity. I can't believe how many dumb fucks there are in this country. People shelled out 1000+ dollars for tickets to see this nonsense. He's taken all their money, surely for more cocaine and hookers; meanwhile, he's lost his kids, the most popular show on tv, and his entire source of income. Yet all we do is enable irresponsible fucksticks like this.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Nothing. He's just another lame celeb with no discernible talent whose vices have spilled out into public and for some reason that means we should admire him more.

skilligan
skilligan

shocked that a drugged out trainwreck didn't do a good live show

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

nah, his antics were somewhat entertaining at first now it's getting played out

JackJack
JackJack

he's a very very funny man. lol.

Bowser
Bowser

I don't get the Charlie Sheen thing. What's so great about this guy?

Tapper
Tapper

It's like some Cincinnati Bengal cheerleaders went to a freaky Halloween party.

Mundo
Mundo

Ewww..all this females are so damned ugly..but bods are not too bad, I wonder who were their makeup artist? Kiss makeup looks much better...