Tiger’s Rachel Uchitel In Miami Beach With New Boyfriend Matt Hahn!

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These were snapped earlier this week in Miami Beach.

For those of you guys who follow college football, you might recognize Matt Hahn. Rachel’s 25 year old boy-toy is a former fullback for Penn State and currently holds a job as an insurance underwriter in NYC. Believe it or not, but the dude is actually sharing Rachel’s $2 million Park Ave apartment while he gets his shit together. The (temporarily)-madly-in-love couple are in Miami celebrating Matt’s 26th birthday which goes down later this week.

As for Rachel, besides living on Tiger’s secretly-funneled millions, she recently landed a gig as a private investigator in Manhattan, so all you married NYC sugar daddies who’re currently cheating on your wives, watch your back!!

In a recent interview Rachel talked-up Hahn by stating, “He’s the best thing that’s happened to me in as long as I can remember.”

Uhhhh, what the fuck about Tiger, Rachel?! Did you already forget about how he secretely funded your lavish lifestyle while you two had crazy sex on his “Privacy” yacht?!