Tiger’s Rachel Uchitel In Miami Beach With New Boyfriend Matt Hahn!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
These were snapped earlier this week in Miami Beach.

For those of you guys who follow college football, you might recognize Matt Hahn. Rachel’s 25 year old boy-toy is a former fullback for Penn State and currently holds a job as an insurance underwriter in NYC. Believe it or not, but the dude is actually sharing Rachel’s $2 million Park Ave apartment while he gets his shit together. The (temporarily)-madly-in-love couple are in Miami celebrating Matt’s 26th birthday which goes down later this week.

As for Rachel, besides living on Tiger’s secretly-funneled millions, she recently landed a gig as a private investigator in Manhattan, so all you married NYC sugar daddies who’re currently cheating on your wives, watch your back!!

In a recent interview Rachel talked-up Hahn by stating, “He’s the best thing that’s happened to me in as long as I can remember.”

Uhhhh, what the fuck about Tiger, Rachel?! Did you already forget about how he secretely funded your lavish lifestyle while you two had crazy sex on his “Privacy” yacht?!

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73 comments
Nookies
Nookies

HOURS of ruckus love making gets boring after a while. All women do is beg me for more and more and more. I'm always like, Why do we always have to skip straight to the dirty. We could talk and snuggle maybe dabble in a bit of politics, the environment or small talk like the weather and they are like NOPE I want a mini nookies NOWA. Then I'm like fine I will service you.

Glimmer
Glimmer

the Nookies,we never knew...

really nookies,i thought your feelings were about not getting laid. you can get laid or you can have feelings/ the choice is yours. *ducking* ;)

Nookies
Nookies

But but I don't want to be used as a disposable play toy. I'm not some piece of meat! I just want to snuggle and talk about my feelings.

sadface.

Nookies
Nookies

No shes just an attention whore.

McPerv
McPerv

LOL, I love it. I prefer that we achieve equality by having women treat men like objects, rather than requiring men to be politically correct about women.

McPerv
McPerv

Yeah she's not that hot in the face, but she obviously does tons of shit that Tiger's wife wouldn't do.

Nookies
Nookies

Still blows my mind how stupid men are..Men KNOW or has a friend thats read about her so they don't have enough sense to know that girls like that and her are nothing but trouble. It's amazing that a guy will even look in the same direction shes in..I mean she doesn't even have the "looks" to get by on it :S

She must do anything in bed and be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose im guessing.

The Devil
The Devil

Is plastic surgery apart of these genetics?

cali-17
cali-17

We could use more pictures like the last one on page three: Good-looking woman. With a hot body. At the beach. In a bikini. And with her hands above her head. Wow.

Dodgemagnum
Dodgemagnum

This guy better watch out he doesn't get a wandering eye for some other hot piece of ass while she's still in the picture or he'll be the next one to get the 5 iron wake up call upside his head

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

You should have expected it, look at my dirty alerts!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I don't know, I just have this feeling that he does :P

nybiggs
nybiggs

Would you want Tiger Wood's sloppy 15ths? I say no but more power to this dude.

dinodan
dinodan

That is a nasty sunburn the dude has.

matrix
matrix

I have seen a lot better way better...

face84
face84

That man looks so yum i love his thickness mmmm!! now with that woman one word sums her up and its butter.

McPerv
McPerv

Stop being vulgar and objectifying men!

dillan
dillan

lol, I'm with Leni on this one: you are the horniest girl on this site.

lu__89
lu__89

how do you see that?? lol

i'm curious

lu__89
lu__89

why would the paparazzi take pictures of this woman??

Glimmer
Glimmer

'Douchebag, meets Golddigger' was beyond classic. i'm in tears... :)

Mundo
Mundo

Yeah well that too..at least for her, cause you know she'll go to the next idiot that comes along...

Glimmer
Glimmer

but I guess the sex is good

really ??? i think getting their name out there to the media is more important to them than good sex...

Mundo
Mundo

Douchebag, meets Golddigger....let's see how long this charade lasts....but I guess the sex is good, while it's there....

Carla
Carla

Are we talking one hand or two dillan?

Leni
Leni

how big are we talking about? Your face and feet do not belong to a big girl ;)

jk

dillan
dillan

actually it's big girl. :)

Carla
Carla

LOL! I didn't know if you knew my ah, preferences is all dillian, no offense big boy.

dillan
dillan

what? I can't use 'get laid' no matter what gender? I should've added by a girl then.

Carla
Carla

dillan, you and I probably have different interpretations of "get laid". ;P

Carla
Carla

No it's you, hands down.

Leni
Leni

........and I thought salma was the horniest girl on this site! Boy, was I wrong

Carla
Carla

I may have said this before but she's no Leni!!!

dillan
dillan

true, true. in that case he didn't lose anything at all.

dillan
dillan

lol, carla. you need to get laid. asap.

Glimmer
Glimmer

maybe, he had no 'self esteem' *before* he met her... ;)

Leni
Leni

So true, I liked all pics then the last one killed it for me.

Carla
Carla

I can put my hand on the back of your head just to make sure you work it properly! That would leave me with one free hand, hmmmmm....

dillan
dillan

Because he dates a slut who's famous for banging a married man, he has lost all self-esteem.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Oh fuck! I actually looked at her face for once in the last pic, she's freaking ugly!

Leena
Leena

Wow wasn't expecting that comment from you.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

That's usually how it goes!