Beautiful Celebrity Homes: Cher, Arnold, Beckhams, J-Lo, Gisele & Others

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Needless to say, I wouldn’t mind living inside an oversized closets in one of these beautiful celebrity mansions. After drooling over the set of homes, my favorite was Cher’s Malibu pad. Waking up each morning to the ocean view from that thing must be heavenly, so props to her for having good taste.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s L.A. pad was a close second. Gisele & Tom Brady’s “home” also looks very promising simply b/c it’s so fucking massive. I’m looking forward to see what it looks like once the construction is finished.

Other celebrity homes included in this set: Jennifer Lopez, Pink, Barbara Streisand, Charlie Sheen, David & Victoria Beckham, Mark Wahlberg & Britney Spears (previously featured).
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Nookies
Nookies

Don't worry BBgirl, I'll snuggle up to you and keep you safe from the ghost :O

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Creeped out and paranoid about burglars, to be clear.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Lol, I love it! I'm into all that supernatural stuff so it would be a real trip for me.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

Cher's house is gorgeous... I also like Gisele's even though it's ridiculously big. I like where Barbra's is situated atop that cliff and what not, although I hate that all-American, Tommy Hillfiger Hamptons style. ewww. They may seem orchidaceous but I would genuinely be able to fill one of these. I'm latina AND Italian. I have 23 cousins. We'd have the sickest Sunday dinners EVER.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

OMG those houses are scary as hell. :O old houses freak me out. I'm really superstitious so I wouldn't be able to live in a house that has been lived in for decades... I can literally feel the spiritual energies from behind my computer screen. eek.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Me too, lol! And I'm very easily creeped out and paranoid so I'd probably terrified every time I heard a noise. Plus, the bigger your house is and the richer you are the more you become a target.

Roofus the Gingerbread Man
Roofus the Gingerbread Man

I'd much rather have an ultramodern NYC penthouse.

If I had a "house" that big, I'd be constantly looking over my shoulders for intruders lurking behind doors and corners waiting to pounce. Not a good feeling.

I like cozy.

asgopt
asgopt

No, I really wouldn't want to live in any of those houses. As someone above said, they really are just too big. I don't want to live in a house where I'd have to have a map to tell me where everything is. I'd like to buy a large house, sure, and I'd like to have a money to build the rooms as I want them, but I'm thinking something 3000-6000, not 6000sq ft +. I'd rather have a smaller, high quality house, made of brick and not cardboard so it doesn't blow away every time a hurricane or tornado sets in, than a ridiculously large house.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

No, I really wouldn't, I don't like new houses. Give me a beautiful farmhouse or a gorgeous old Victorian house and I'd be very very happy. I like houses with cachet and personality.

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As long as it wasn't built on an ancient Indian burial ground it's all good :P

dims
dims

O.k I know we all want to seem nice and modest, but really who wouldn,t want to live in any of those houses? I think we all do, but it's just something that will never happen. They never have to work again. Hey, maybe they have a good life now, but their afterlife won't be so great. Life is just never fair.

Nookies
Nookies

My fat ass would die of a heart attack walking from one end to the other

Mundo
Mundo

I'm sure their garage is bigger then my house..just wondering how much property tax they pay, or do they even pay?

hothothothot
hothothothot

That's a long ass game of hide and seek.

Boz
Boz

Busted....

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

yeah caus you use the cheats!

spangly
spangly

I agree. It's true everyone wants a little more space but these houses are just status symbols that these insecure bastards need to prove to themselves and others that they are "somebody". I honestly don't want but I do want to see Bab's Streisands house slide down that damn sand hill she lives on!

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

So, 1 room for shitting, 1 room for shagging and 1 room for eating (unless you're into kinky/fucked stuff then you can use just the 1 room for all). The 20 other rooms are for stacking cash, coke and relatives you'll never see.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

"Pretty, pretty pleaaase, don't you ever, ever feel..."

McPerv
McPerv

That is one of the most awesome things I have ever seen.

McPerv
McPerv

I have a friend whose parents' house is just a fraction of the size of these, and even that seems really absurd. They have intercoms in all the fucking rooms! What kind of family experience is that, where you talk to your spouse through a fucking intercom? And these things are 10 times that size. I definitely would like a house bigger than the one I have, but I don't envy these.

Boz
Boz

I could afford all of those houses easily..... in the game The Sims.

PS. Cher's house looks the best.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

It's just so dumb, they probably only use 5 rooms on a daily basis anyways.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I like Cher's the most, but yea, they're all way too extravagant for my taste.

salma
salma

I like Cher's, Jennifer Lopez's, Streisand's and Charlie Sheen's.

I'm such a diva.

The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

It's hard to feel sorry for these people getting attacked when you live in houses like that. Seriously, pay a fan's rent for a year you bastards!

Zac Efron
Zac Efron

Kinda tacky. who needs such a big fucking house? Unless you have 20 kids, its kind of pointless and a waste of money. I doubt these people even own enough shit to fill the house with. Or do they go on shopping sprees just to buy useless things intended to take up house space? lol. If I were rich, I'd want a big house too...but not THAT big. 4,000-5000 square feet is more than enough. 6,000 + is just ridiculous.

anita massengill
anita massengill

i've partied at arnold's house before. he has a pot-bellied pig

goldfinger
goldfinger

these are the people that the republicans want to give tax breaks to. looks like they could use them. meanwhile, lets take away my mom and dads medicare and cut all the school budgets.

fucking criminals

Noah
Noah

jello...

Some Guy
Some Guy

Brady's house looks insane. Way too big. Pink's house is boring compared to the rest.

And it's Barbra Streisand, not Barbara.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Damn, you beat me to it.

lu__89
lu__89

i don't like any of the houses... too big, look like castles, and you will get lost inside those houses. really hate them!

Leni
Leni

I love it.

d55
d55

I want it.

d55
d55

so does* her house

d55
d55

Am I the only one who feels kinda disgusted? Look how fucking big their houses are. How many rooms do you freaking need when you have one or two kid? It feels like they are throwing in our faces how filthy rich they are or something. Anyway, Pink rocks; so is her house because it has solar panels all over.

Cat46
Cat46

Seriously, how big of a house do these people need? It's insane. I like Barbra Streisand's, the view must be amazing and it's right by the beach.

HarryHooray
HarryHooray

Oh yeah? Given the probable rate of return on MoeJackson.com, I'm guessing you can afford to buy a house in, say, year 3023?

I KID! You know I love you MoeBro!!!

Moe
Moe

Zombie protection...good call. I'll definitely keep this in mind when buying a house.

Moe
Moe

haha. true that.

General Delacroix
General Delacroix

I like the solar panels next to Schwarzenegger's house when the pool and garden alone must require at least half the water consumed by the population of Ethiopia in a year.

asgopt
asgopt

Why did Britney get a tennis court? It's not like she's going to use it.

Bowser
Bowser

Too much house for me. I'd rather have an ultra beast condo.