Lindsay Lohan Drinks Fiji Water & Smokes Poolside in Miami Beach!

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After a very stressful start to the year, Lindsay Lohan was spotted enjoying some much needed R&R in Miami Beach earlier today. How’s she paying for this shit anyway?

She was sitting poolside of her luxury hotel wearing a prison-print black & white striped bikini. As most of you bastards probably know, Lindsay was recently sentenced to serve 480 hours of community service and two weeks of house arrest consecutively for shoplifting earlier this month. All she needs to do now is O.D. on heroin, crack or meth & then she can have her own “E! True Hollywood Story,” assuming she doesn’t already have one.
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40 comments
Larry Sanders
Larry Sanders

Yeah I'd probably still fuck her. Needs to stop screwing her hair up amongst other things.

d55
d55

Ugly cunt; I hate her so much. In one of the pix, you can tell she's throwing a tantrum like the little brat she is because the princess cunt with entitlement attitude didn't get her way. She gets that sour pussy face when she is mad. I wish I could beat the shit out of her.

d55
d55

I wonder if you'd still love her when her drunk ass runs over your little kid someday. She'd still be able roam free while your crying ass rots by your kid's graveyard.

Philr Crackin
Philr Crackin

You can take her Freedom, but you can never take .......Her RACK

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Btw, your msg was the "silver lining" of the day, "gold finger". You're a small-minded dick, your finger will be cut off by some girl/boy I trust and hope soon : ) Now, get back into your cave before I track your dumb ass down.

The Devil
The Devil

Ugh, she looks like one of the "Real Housewives" and she's only like 23 or something.

That's sad.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I'm a bully because I'm against smoking and silicone injections?

dinodan
dinodan

Wow, someone really has it bad for Lindsay, how cute!!! Was she your first crush? I mean she really must be special to you to hate on everyone that does not find her attractive.

ass
ass

I would enjoy having sexual intercourse with her.

goldfinger
goldfinger

any of you bastards that has anything negative to say about this hot little slut can consider yourselves teabagged fuckers!

goldfinger
goldfinger

you are a fag sir, shut the fuck up

dinodan
dinodan

She actually knows a lot. Maybe you should try talking to her sometime.

Cutiie Patootiie
Cutiie Patootiie

I love this bitch. I love her even more when she's commiting some crime. She's needs to go back to her gorgeous red hair though.

Cutiie Patootiie
Cutiie Patootiie

I love this bitch. I love her even more when she's commiting some crime. She's needs to go back to her gorgeous red hair though.

d55
d55

Even the way those tits hang do not look natural.

d55
d55

I hope she dies. I mean it. She constantly breaks the law and always get away with it. It's like bitch gives the public the middle finger and reminds us of how unfair the judicial system is. Before someone comes up with excuses to justify this rotten cunt's behavior, let me remind you that this is a grown ass bitch, and she knows exactly what she is doing. It's not her parents; drugs or alcohol responsible for crap.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I love that deep red hair color so much!

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Redheaded people do the mistake of dyeing their hair blonde, black... doesn't work. And she also made the Fail of getting caught and going to jail, so just OD already failed, miserable bitch.

dinodan
dinodan

Yuck....those tits are ugly and she has a weird stomach.

ninja...
ninja...

what she needs is disposable sperm... i have enough... tit vs. cervix... sperm distribution dilemma...

ninja... will shut down now...

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

I'd love to snort some lines of cocaine from these funbags she got...

Boz
Boz

the freckles looked cute when she was still a kid.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Holy shit look at all of her freckles!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Lol, her lips are so gross.

Maybe her being the "spokesperson" for smokers will make young people think twice before starting.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Im glad to see her starting to look healthier, but damm I wish she would stop dying her hair and working on making her skin even more sun damaged.

HarryHooray
HarryHooray

I'd still do her and after several lines of cocaine she will also want to do me.

skilligan
skilligan

druggie or not, those are GREAT boobs