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Bastian Schweinsteiger & His S.I. Swimsuit Model GF Sarah Brandner In Miami!!

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

Sincere apologies to all you bastards, but since there’s no real news to report, we gotta follow all the soccer stars vacationing in Miami Beach with their hot girlfriends. Earlier today we saw Uruguayan star Diego Forlan & his woman, so check those here.

More about Sarah Brandner: Check out her layout in the 2010 S.I. Swimsuit Issue.

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24 comments
donnie
donnie

yes, definitely german.

dillan
dillan

I'm ok with the small breasts. But the shape of her legs is horrible. (page 3, last pic)

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

"it just wouldn't look right"

That thought seems to evade many a photoshop retoucher. Cause it certainly never seems to stop so many of the silly shit we see in mags.

azezeal
azezeal

Talented Footballer is Bastian but he needs to take his girl out and buy her several meals cause ribcage aint no fun

asgopt
asgopt

I don't think you can even photoshop breasts on her. With all the ribs, it just wouldn't look right.

Boz
Boz

Moe, since you are posting football players' with their gf, I'd love to see Theo Walcott and his gf. Not a fan of Arsenal (and never will) but Theo's kinda cute.

dinodan
dinodan

I agree with you. The skinny look works for her. She has good muscle tone (not to toned and not flabby), and you can tell she is naturally skinny.

the_real_hunter
the_real_hunter

I don't mind the small chest. It's the rest of her that's gross.

Philr Crackin
Philr Crackin

I like her Body - and she's Rocking those Tiny Tits

Schatz, liebe ich Ihre kleinen Brüste

Roofus the Gingerbread Man
Roofus the Gingerbread Man

You can't really have a body like that and have loads of natural breast tissue. Photoshop usually does the job.

asgopt
asgopt

She's too thin. Not everyone can pull off the skinny look. And she is flat-chested, literally. Not a big deal unless you're an SI model...aren't you expected to have at least a little something there?

The Devil
The Devil

She looks like Serena Altschul

*Homer Simpson drool*

"Mmmmm Serena Altschul"

"Aggh"

junglegirl
junglegirl

say something nice..well at least she doesn't have breast implants.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

That is the body of a S.I. Swimsuit model? From the year they were on the beaches of Auschwitz?

I ask cause I have seen footage of survivors of concentration camps who looked better.

witz
witz

mmmmm, ribs.

lu__89
lu__89

i would definitely watch it lol.

skilligan
skilligan

she is the skinniest girl ever

lu__89
lu__89

are you german? LOL ;)

donnie
donnie

Vielen Dank. Aber das habe ich schon öfter gehört.

Moe
Moe

ya, maybe if they were making some S&M home video...

lu__89
lu__89

im probably the only person that thinks german is kind of a sexy language lol. so would like to hear them talk. o_o

McPerv
McPerv

Her body is scary.