L.A. Chicks on High Alert!! Ashley Cole On A Hottie Prowl Through L.A.!

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If you’re a hottie in Hollywood & looking for a Sugar Daddy-powered fling/one-night stand with an aging soccer star from London, keep an eye out for Ashley Cole. England’s favorite man-whore is spending a little time in Hollywood with friends.

Ashley Cole & fellow footballer Shaun Wright Phillips have rented a pimped-out Beverly Hills mansion for their friends to enjoy the various fruits of their labor. And yes, by “fruits” we mean hot chicks dressed in skank-ho clothes, who’re ready to fuck for designer handbags, jewelry & cool photos for their Facebook page! I guess they wanna experience what it’s like to be Hugh Hefner for a couple weeks, who the fuck can blame them, right?!

DAAAMNNNN YOUUUUU, ASHLEEEEEYYYY COLLLLEEE!!
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Glimmer
Glimmer

at least they can put that on facebook... ;)

azezeal
azezeal

They might get something they need to go and see a Doctor about...

Glimmer
Glimmer

well,paris hilton is still in town...

Boz
Boz

I hope he gets herpes.

Glimmer
Glimmer

and do you think he'll be worse since he's just visiting/not as well known in the states ????

The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

.... I need a study to be done. Are men with what is usually women's names this much of a douchebag?

Glimmer
Glimmer

And yes, by "fruits" we mean hot chicks dressed in skank-ho clothes, who're ready to fuck for designer handbags, jewelry & cool photos for their Facebook page!

that and the yellow pen made this a classic for me. but will they even get photos for the facebook page ??? ;)