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Irina Shayk Bikini Pics! DAMNNN YOU, CRISTIANO RONALDO!!!

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Cristiano Ronaldo & his girlfriend Sports Illustrated cover-hottie Irina Shayk were spotted having fun in the water while vacationing in Algarve, Portugal. From the looks of some of the other pics (not posted), it appeared they getting their foreplay on before heading back to the hotel room.

All you haters who think that Irina’s not really Cristiano’s real girlfriend can suck it!! Just because a dude is over-the-top metrosexual & at the top of every gay dude’s dirty fantasy doesn’t mean he swings the other way (not that there’s anything wrong with swinging the other way, of course). As famous East Village Latin philosopher De La Vega once said, “Gays are the new Jews,” so if you’re gonna make any comments about the gay community, make sure you back it up with a disclaimer! Needless to say, we love all people here, except maybe certain D-list reality stars.

Once again, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUU, CRISSSTIIIIAAANOOOO RONAAAAALLLLDO!!!
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30 comments
junglegirl
junglegirl

with his money, fame, and looks..it's clear she's the lucky one of the two. He can have any pretty girl he wants.

joey
joey

Clearly, he's helping her stretch.

Bell Curve
Bell Curve

Seems you cannot tell the difference between 'gay' and 'Portuguese'

Leni
Leni

+ 1

I don't even mind the hairless body, I'd take that over a hairy guy. But the tan is just too much. And earrings, eww.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

LOL

He does look really femme but I think it's just a European thing. He is a metro-sexual.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

He just doesn't do it for me anymore, he looks so incredibly high maintenance.

The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

What does she do for a living? Her stock drops if it is just being hot.

lu__89
lu__89

i hate man with no hair! thats too douchie for me.

nice body yes, but so not my type.

Bell Curve
Bell Curve

He is a well known pussy hound. It is weird how some people project and think everyone else is gay.

mimii
mimii

ummm, hes super hot, but im not feeling irina, is her head too small for her body, or her body is skinny big?

Cat46
Cat46

He may be from my country and he may be a great player, but I don't find him appealing at all. His body is ok but the lack of hair turns me off and so does his face. But his main problem is the fact that he is very very dumb. I really don't see what a girl like Irina sees in a guy like Cristiano (besides fame and money).

McPerv
McPerv

I'm confident he only wants ass play with her, he's as gay as Ricky Martin.

shin shin
shin shin

I guess I need to start watching more TV I dont recognize half these people posted.

face84
face84

I so feel you on that one.. but its still so pretty.

face84
face84

as is she look at his body!!! grrr..

Boz
Boz

I wonder what will their baby look like.

Moe
Moe

that stalker dude in the back is definitely have a great time masturbating!

Stephanie
Stephanie

He does have a nice body, but he hasn't a single hair on it! That is not attractive.

Bowser
Bowser

Good looking couple