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Cristiano Ronaldo & his girlfriend Sports Illustrated cover-hottie Irina Shayk were spotted having fun in the water while vacationing in Algarve, Portugal. From the looks of some of the other pics (not posted), it appeared they getting their foreplay on before heading back to the hotel room.

All you haters who think that Irina’s not really Cristiano’s real girlfriend can suck it!! Just because a dude is over-the-top metrosexual & at the top of every gay dude’s dirty fantasy doesn’t mean he swings the other way (not that there’s anything wrong with swinging the other way, of course). As famous East Village Latin philosopher De La Vega once said, “Gays are the new Jews,” so if you’re gonna make any comments about the gay community, make sure you back it up with a disclaimer! Needless to say, we love all people here, except maybe certain D-list reality stars.

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  • junglegirl

    with his money, fame, and’s clear she’s the lucky one of the two. He can have any pretty girl he wants.

  • Larry Sanders

    She’s a pretty good beard.

  • karmathebitch

    her body is perfection

  • Cat46

    He may be from my country and he may be a great player, but I don’t find him appealing at all. His body is ok but the lack of hair turns me off and so does his face. But his main problem is the fact that he is very very dumb. I really don’t see what a girl like Irina sees in a guy like Cristiano (besides fame and money).

  • mimii

    ummm, hes super hot, but im not feeling irina, is her head too small for her body, or her body is skinny big?

  • The-Phantom-Writer

    What does she do for a living? Her stock drops if it is just being hot.

  • Pretty In Purple

    She has an amazing body. CR no.

  • FoxyRoxy

    He just doesn’t do it for me anymore, he looks so incredibly high maintenance.