Irina Shayk Bikini Pics! DAMNNN YOU, CRISTIANO RONALDO!!!

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Cristiano Ronaldo & his girlfriend Sports Illustrated cover-hottie Irina Shayk were spotted having fun in the water while vacationing in Algarve, Portugal. From the looks of some of the other pics (not posted), it appeared they getting their foreplay on before heading back to the hotel room.

All you haters who think that Irina’s not really Cristiano’s real girlfriend can suck it!! Just because a dude is over-the-top metrosexual & at the top of every gay dude’s dirty fantasy doesn’t mean he swings the other way (not that there’s anything wrong with swinging the other way, of course). As famous East Village Latin philosopher De La Vega once said, “Gays are the new Jews,” so if you’re gonna make any comments about the gay community, make sure you back it up with a disclaimer! Needless to say, we love all people here, except maybe certain D-list reality stars.

Once again, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUU, CRISSSTIIIIAAANOOOO RONAAAAALLLLDO!!!
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