BREAKING!! Miranda Kerr’s Trip To Gas Station Sponsored By Nike!

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Miranda Kerr sticks to her Victoria’s Secret Angel dietary habits & grabs some sort of funky green juice after filling up her Range Rover in Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon. Only in L.A. will a gas station have super model-approved organic grass juice. When you’re married to a man who likes his women deliciously hot, you better put in the work to stay in shape! Damn you, Orlando Bloom!!!

And, here’s a closer look at Miranda’s workout kicks! Anybody wanna help us I.D. these babies?
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Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Why would someone want to come back to a place where one dislikes everyone on there?

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Let me guess, is it that Hellbilly loser?

McPerv
McPerv

The irony is that Caitie is self-righteous about not being self-righteous, and here has (again) turned a tiny, passing comment into a huge deal. Such fine work, she protests one little comment, because it is better to have 30 comments!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Because that person is out of town. Normally, I'd just say something snarky and move on, but it was the holiday and I really didn't have shit else to do and he said he wanted some drama, so why not?

You two are so exploitable. ^_^

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I like how she calls us hypocrites. This is one of the definitions of a hypocrite: "a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings"

Let's see. I don't believe in buying Nike shoes because I don't agree with the way that they treat their workers(would you look at that, I don't only care about animal rights, I also care about human rights! Shocker, eh?) so I boycott all of their products. How is that being a hypocrite? If I criticized Nike for what they do and then went out and bought a pair of their shoes, then I'd be a hypocrite.

Another example. I don't believe in killing animals and using their parts to make clothes and shoes and accessories and eating their flesh or using their milk for food so I don't eat meat and dairy or drink milk and I don't buy anything made from animals. Again, nothing hypocritical about that.

And yes, it does take more than one person to change the world. I do what I can as a single person but there are not enough of us who care about these things to really change what's going on so by informing people about the issues maybe more people will start caring. There's nothing wrong with that. And I may be barking up the wrong tree by making any comment here not related to celebrities but sometimes I feel like doing it anyways.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Of course she is. She could have just as easily not mentioned you in any of the replies to me but she just had to go there. Her beef was with what I wrote and then she brings you into the mix.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Made a promise to someone? How pathetic. Why couldn't that someone do it themselves?

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Boring.

And you say that I always write the same type of comment.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Goddamn you can be so corny.

LOl, you know what? I'll take that as a compliment. If you're considered "normal" then I'd rather be called a lunatic sociopath wackjob.

azezeal
azezeal

Damn you Orlando Bloom damn you

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

And @ the internet tiff. I said what *someone* said to another user, and *another user* used it as an insult. So no surprise about the stealing in this place. And, I think anyone who knows anything, that what you say on the internet, you don't act that way in real life. So, not all minds are in complete disarray on here.

And folks obsessed with feet, obsession is known to begin with jealousy, so there is a chance that you saw someone with exceptionally pretty feet, causing you to love them.

d55
d55

That's too long of a response for me to read, you dyke. You're a joke lol one creepy joke. Put your millions lmao to good use and seek further therapy. It's gotta hurt to have been raped by your daddy to the point that you cannot have your own child. LOL @ nervous breakdown on here. You give roxy a hard time for writing a comment (even though it's related to the thread). Well, bitch, why did you use this platform to tell everyone how your dad raped you and how it affected you? You love it when people feel sorry for you thus pay attention to you, don't you? It makes you feel so warm, fuzzy and sheltered. Yup, yup

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

OOOOH! GOOD ONE! I'm going to smoke a bit more & give you time to come up with some REALLY good comments, OK? Don't disappoint me. What am I saying? You NEVER disappoint!

Here, I'll even give you a bit more fuel.

'OMG. I want some pictures of your shoes! Could you...would you...send me some pictures of you modeling different pairs of shoes? It'd get me SO. FUCKING. HOT. I mean, my rank ginger pussy will be on FIRE if you do that for me and I'll love you forever.'

Ok. Ready? GO!

d55
d55

She never claimed that she is wonder woman or will save the entire world but that does not mean she cannot talk about the things that bother her. Unlike you, there are people whose entire world does not revolve around shoes. There are people who feel very strongly about things that you couldn't give a less fuck about. Plus, it takes more than one person for change to take place. Have you not heard of a thing called "revolution", you fucking cunt? Informing others for them to join you is exactly what is required for a change to take place. You get on here and bitch about other people...their shoes, hair, clothes, attitudes and shit so why the fuck do YOU write comments on here about things you cannot change? You're a fucking joke.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I didn't leave because I'm in love with you, d55. Every single day, I wake up and rub my button to pictures of you that I saved onto my hard drive. I spend hour after hour reading your comments and imagining what your voice sounds like. You are my lord & savior. Just last week, I changed all of my screen names to 'iluvd55foreva'. I am a mess...I'm a mess whenever I can't talk to you. I change my personality in hopes that you'll finally accept me and let me paint your toenails and worship you like the goddess you truly are. I love you, d55. I'll always love you and if you can't love me back, I'll end my life right now.

LOLZ.

No, actually I did this sorely out of boredom. And because I made a promise to someone.

Getting you riled up is like teasing an animal in a cage: fun, easy, a little sick and kind of educational. You *always* take the bait, no matter what. If Encyclopedia Dramatica (RIP) was still around, I'd nominate you for MOST EXPLOITABLE. You're infinitely more entertaining than 90% of what's on TV...and just as predictable & unbelievable. Keep it up. I've got a huge bowl of popcorn all ready.

d55
d55

Fucking amazon dyke thinks she's hurting people by hitting HATER ALERT. You're so petty LMAO

d55
d55

Man, she's fucking fixated on me. I know people who are new to the site might think I am BSing or whatever but she is. If she doesn't talk to me, she talks about me or she reads my comments on other people's walls. Her fucking mind is, one way or another, occupied with me. I think she sees me as a challenge that she cannot conquer so the further i push her, the more intrigued she becomes. It's fucking creepy

d55
d55

You love it, don't you? You knew I would jump in when you stared shit with her. Obsessed dyke

d55
d55

Bitch, do you own this website? Who gives a fuck if you don't like the type of comments she writes? At least she writes comments related to the thread. Where is your comment about this thread? You really think you're in some type of position to tell people what they can and cannot write, don't you? Guess what, cunt? You can scream until you rip yourself another asshole but we WILL continue to write our comments however we wish. No one gives a shit about you, and no one on here has to write things just to please you. You're a nothing so you don't matter.

d55
d55

*shoves a 2 by 4 in your pussy* does it remind you of the good ol' times daddy jammed his cock in there?

At least foxyroxy wrote a comment about this thread. How about you? You're one miserable bitch.

d55
d55

That's really funny. If we're so bad, why do you always try your best to make up with me? Why do you always talk about me? Why do you try your best to portray me as this horrible person to the people who like me? Why do you reply to me as if we're buddies? Why do you start shit with people I am cool with? Why did you keep sending private messages to me even though I ignored them? You seem to be putting way too much energy into anything d55 related. That doesn't sound like someone who doesn't like d55; it sounds like someone who is fucking obsessed with d55. You're just hurt because you are rejected. So fucking pathetic.

d55
d55

Shut the fuck up, you beast. Weren't you leaving this site? How many times did you say you were leaving and never did? I am thinking your "I am leaving this site" BS is an attempt at seeking attention and getting sympathy from others....to see how many people give a fuck about you to tell you to stay. Why the fuck are you back anyways? Who is sucking up to who? I suck up to foxy? LOL No one on this site buys that. Not a single person. What you accuse me of doing is so far-fetched that one cannot help but laugh. Give one example where I sucked up to anyone. You really need to stop talking about yourself, you beast. The only person who constantly sucks up to people on here is you. You suck up to the people you insult. You're such a fucking mess. You change your personality on a daily basis. You have no character, no principles, no nothing; your mind is so fucking unstable that you make pam look good. I insult the crap out of you yet you come to me over and over again. You KISSED MY BEHIND so many times I feel ashamed on behalf of you, and when I reject you, you get so mad. I told you that the random things you accuse others of ALWAYS revert to FACTS ABOUT YOU, including your little rape "jokes"

Yup, you're jealous of foxy. You pick a fight with anyone I am cool with. You're such a fucking creep. God damn. You constantly contradict yourself. Stop acting like you own this site, bitch. Stop telling people what they can and cannot write.

I am sick and tired of writing the same shit about you. Why don't you drop dead already? Damn!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Basically, you're total wackjobs. That's what I'm getting from what you're saying. You're both total lunatic sociopath wackjobs that should be put in a mental hospital because you're a danger to yourselves & everyone else around you. And you're both petty & childish and hold grudges.

Rock & roll. ^_^

Be sure to tell everyone here when the wedding is, OK? And post a link to the registry.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

That was a few months ago, you have no idea what I've been doing lately and I don't need to justify it anyways. It shouldn't matter regardless because I won't censor my opinions for this place. I don't think writing comments here will make a difference, of course not, but I wanted to get that thought out, there's nothing more to it.

And why do you think she hasn't snapped on me and vise versa? Because we agree on many different points and she says a lot of the stuff that I always wanted to say but didn't have the guts to, that's why I respect her. She knows about things that the general population doesn't know about or is in denial about when I thought that no one else here knew about those things so obviously I got excited when I found out about that. She is in no way sucking up to me, she's just sharing idea and opinions that she knows we will be able to have conversations about and I feel the same way because most of the people that I know in real life do not know or care about the things that I do so when I find someone who does it's like a big relief.

Of course I'll go back to your past behavior, like I said I don't just forget about things that people have written. I don't just wake up one day and I'm over it, no way. If you or anyone else said something that hurt me then I won't just turn around and be friends with them after a few months, that's not how I am.

So if all of those are statements and everyone has their "thing" on this website, just accept the fact that this is my thing and let me be. I seriously think that you're exaggerating when you say that most of my comments have that element it them. Sometimes I go days with making only shallow comments about people's looks and making fun of celebrities. I let a lot of things go and hold back most of the time because I don't feel like starting shit but sometimes I will and that's that.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Really? I seem to remember you saying that you don't really do much, in terms of your causes.

Yeah, I did offer the olive branch. She turned it down. That makes her fair game, as far as I'm concerned. No feelings of jealousy or anything. Why would I be jealous that you have a raging psychopath as an Internet BFF? The only reasons she "likes & respects you" are:

1. You're one of four or so people that she hasn't snapped on.

2. You're one of four or so people that haven't snapped on her.

That's it. The bitch has no friends in real life, obviously, so she's sucking up to you. And as for the "hate & negativity", isn't that all she really is? Wait, no...according to a number of people, she's actually a well adjusted human being. Yep. And I'm a centaur that grants wishes.

I like how you & everyone else with a gripe against me always go back to my past behavior. Always. That makes me cackle, to be honest. Because it makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. Let's refer to shit that I did two years ago. Yeah, that's a sound argument. o_O

And as for the PETA Brigade comments, yeah, that's what you all are. And no, it's not provocation...it's a statement...just like "Where's Caitie to chime in on this chick's shoes?" or "Victoria's Secret is awesome *waits for glimmer to come in and explode*". But hey, that doesn't matter...because according to you and everyone else...it's me being a bitch because I'M A BIG OL' RAGING DYKEY DRUG ADDICT ALCOHOLIC CHILD-ABUSER WITH DADDY ISSUES. BLAAAAAARRRRRH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE SOME METH, DRINK A FIFTH OF VODKA AND BURN MY DAUGHTER WITH THE HOT PIPE WHILE BREAKING THE BOTTLE OVER HER HEAD! AND THEN I'M GOING TO MASTURBATE WITH A STILETTO HEEL WHILE CRYING ABOUT HOW DADDY NEVER LOVED ME!

*rolls her eyes*

Nookies
Nookies

Hopefully shes doing her kegles to fix her stretched out vaj.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

You know NOTHING about me and what I do, you got that? NOTHING. You don't know shit about my life and the things I do for the causes and issues that I care about and what I've been trough and seen. Of course writing a comment on a stupid shallow website like this isn't going to change anything, but that doesn't mean that I can't and that I won't.

Since you don't know me and you're just an anonymous internet person, your opinion is void to me. I really don't care what you think of me because I have no respect for you, I haven't had any for you in months.

And you talk about d55 in such a hateful and negative way but weren't you the one who asked her for a truce a few months back? And then she completely ignored your request and now you're so angry and pissed off that she hates you that you talk shit about her. You're obviously so fucking jealous that she likes and respects me and despises you. And don't deny it, otherwise you would have never even tried to make up with her in the first place. You talk shit about people and insult and patronize them and then turn around and act all buddy buddy with them and people let you. But I'm not one of those people who gets in fights with people and then just forgets about it, and neither is d55.

And you're so fed up about the things that I write about yet on a few threads it seems like you're actually trying to provoke me and others to write those comments, like in threads with someone wearing fur. You'll write something like: "Uh oh, just wait until the PETA brigade gets here, they're going to go crazy, blah blah blah" before any of us even write comments, why even write that? What are you trying to prove? Why don't you just write your own comment and leave us alone? I think it's because you're a bitch.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

No, but you know what? Every time post some fucking self-righteous faggotry about whatever on here, you look like a fucking hypocrite. Did you know that? Railing about everything and not doing shit about it. Seriously, if it's not one thing...it's another. I'm not talking about JUST Nike stuff, I'm talk about every little goddamn cockfucking cause & every little comment about this & that. It's hard to ignore it when it's pretty much everywhere. I'm not going to get over shit and guess what? You're going to fucking do something. You're going to get off your lazy fucking ass and make a goddamn difference. Why? Because you can and you SHOULD, that's why. Otherwise, you're no fucking better than the people you rail against. I find it incredibly ironic and hilarious that your little Internet bestie hates hypocrites so much...and yet, you're one of the biggest ones on this site. All talk, no action.

Think about it. Someday, when you're all grown up, you'll realize I was right. And if you don't, then I pity you...because you're living a lie and there's nothing worse than living a lie.

And this isn't me "picking a fight", this is me getting fed up and voicing my opinion. Unfortunately, my opinion isn't as pretty as most people's...but it holds just as much weight as the next person's.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Well then that's my style.

Too bad.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Do you think I give a rat's ass what you think of me? I never said I was going to change the world. I see those things and it makes me mad so sue me if I write one measly comment about it. If you saw something that annoyed you would you not write anything about it? Of course you would because it's ok for you to go off topic and write anything that you want but when other people do it you get all crazy. Seriously, when was the last time I even wrote any comment related to Nike or whatever? Like I said, I felt like writing that and I did, get over it.

I know you love to get in internet fights, you even stated so yourself, but I usually try to avoid conflict. Even when you write things that annoy me I don't reply to you attacking you, I just ignore it.

You should do the same.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

And by the way, at LEAST 75% of your comments are similar to the one above. I'm not handing out hater alerts because it doesn't solve shit (although they should reduce the amount of time someone can post on here...that'd be pretty rad). And just like you don't have to stop writing, I don't have to ignore FUCK ALL.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Roxy, get your lazy fucking ass and go change the fucking world already or shut up. Seriously. Because you're not accomplishing SHIT by posting on here. Shit or get off the motherfucking pot.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I do turn it off, I don't even make comments like this on a regular basis.

I felt like writing that so I did. I'm allowed to write whatever I want and I'm not going to stop just because some people don't like it.

If you don't like it then just ignore my comment or give me a hater alert.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

*shoves a sock in Roxy's mouth*

Turn it off for one bleedin' day, OK? Please. Just ONE day.

HarryHooray
HarryHooray

POST. OF. THE. DAY.

And Miranda's just pumping gas, which says a lot about the shitty ass posts today.

Gabbo
Gabbo

Only haters would say anything else heh.

Boz
Boz

Holy shit, she looks sooooo good!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Wow, a gas guzzler AND Nike gear.

Bad girl, Miranda.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Miranda in spandex is always a delight!

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

This more then makes up for that Deena/Jersey shore bikini post.

Miranda looks fucking fantastic here.