Halle Berry Redefining Parking Meter Hotness! Damn You, Oliver Martinez!!

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Halle Berry enjoyed a romantic lunch with her latest boyfriend Mr. Lucky Bastard French Actor Oliver Martiniez at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles. From the looks of the reviews on the website, it definitely looks worth the splurge if you’re on date. We’re pretty sure they spent the rest of the day lost in Planet Trantric Sex. Damn you to hell, Oliver Martinez!!

For those of you stalkers who missed the news, Halle was recently granted a restraining order against some looney dude named Richard Franco who trespassed into her yard multiple times over the weekend. Luckily the dude was finally caught on Monday by police and ordered to stay 500-yards clear of the actress for the next three years. He pleaded not guilty to trespassing after getting booked. What the fuck does he think he’s doing when he hops over someone’s fence & into their backyard? Needless to say, Halle needs to cough up some dough & get some better security b/c with the way she’s aging, she has at least 10-15 more years left!!

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joey
joey

Wow. They almost have the same haircut.

Nookies
Nookies

We'd be here half the day brain storming.

Glimmer
Glimmer

like to know which guys in hollywood aren't gay according to the rules of this site ???

Glimmer
Glimmer

but from some other thread i remember you said you are a tee shirt and jeans person ????

I Am Right
I Am Right

In defense of the stalker, he was probably helping Halle look for her career.

Mundo
Mundo

I don't know but Martinez doesn't sound too french to me...but yeah he's a lucky bastard alright, but then he may just be Halle's better then nothing dude...

Nookies
Nookies

Aww how cute, a hollywood homo trying his hardest to look masculine.

lu__89
lu__89

i was thinking the same thing. he used to be much hotter. and i normally think guys look better with age, not in his case, but still they are a pretty hot couple.

Cat46
Cat46

It's the hair! He was so hot with longer hair like in Unfaithfull.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

He's a lot less hot than he was even a few years ago. He looks ill.

HarryHooray
HarryHooray

Black tee and dark jeans? That's SO Hank Moody!

dillan
dillan

I'm actually surprised they're still dating.

skilligan
skilligan

for 20 years she has pulled off ANY look