Pippa Middleton’s Morning Jog Sponsored By Nike & New Balance!

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These were snapped earlier today as Princess Kate’s camera-whore sister Pippa Middleton was out for her morning jog around her London digs. We don’t really understand the infatuation with this chick, but we’re gonna assume that it’s purely due to the fact that she’s Princess Kate’s younger sister.

Probably to the displeasure of many of you bastards, believe it or not, but Kate’s pilates instructor has reportedly signed a book deal with Hodder after a bidding war broke out between companies wanting to publish how she achieves her shapely physique. What the fuck are people smoking?