Irina Shayk Picks Up Dog Poo While Walking Her Dog in NYC!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
These were snapped a couple days ago.

Sports Illustrated cover girl Irina Shayk wasn’t feeling shy earlier today in NYC as put on one of her flashiest summer dresses & took her cute dog out for a walk. From the looks of the photo below, while at the doggy park, there was an awkward moment as Irina sat on a bench next to some dude. This brings us to the big question: What could a single, normal-looking dude say to a hottie like Irina Shayk?! Is it even possible to pick up a girl who’s dating Cristiano Ronaldo (assuming he’s straight)?
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

  • d55

    She’s got feet like ale. They are huge and do not match her slim figure. All I see in these pix is her huge feet and the dog that is close to them.

  • Bowser

    Irina looking fine as usual.

    I don’t pick up my dog’s shit.

  • d55

    You’re nasty. Anyone who doesn’t pick up after their dogs is nasty.

  • Bowser

    It’s good fertilizer

  • FallenRawToast

    I hate august on this site, shit just slows down too much. We get meh entries and meh lineups.

    Please September get her SOON!

  • 1st_Class_Sgt

    I love her!

  • Leni

    I always wanted to have a dog yet I keep bringing home cats. I don’t like kids yet I have a daughter. What does that say about me? lol
    Irina looks good as always, her dog is cute.

  • HarryHooray

    So much truth to your post. Summertime in Moejacksonland is a big downer!!!

  • McPerv

    As for the guy, he might try the thing George Costanza tried out, just be painfully honest. “Hi, I’m fat, unemployed, flatulent, and if we had sex, I’d prematurely ejaculate every time.” Would give him as good a chance as anything, which is to say about zero point zero. But the best chance might be to be something of an opposite to preening pretty boy Reynaldo.

  • mooty

    is it possible for A guy to pick up Irina? probably not
    is it possible for THAT guy to pick up Irina? definately not

  • Boz

    I love her and her dog. Dog FTW!

  • AlinaMaria

    It’s a pet hate of mine! Someone’s dog kept shitting right outside my drive last summer. It was vile because someone walked it into my house without realising. I could have killed the owner!!

  • AlinaMaria

    I like dogs and cats equally.

  • azezeal

    Shes looking good and thats a pretty cool dog

  • General Delacroix

    Yes, the dog seems cool and as KobeBryan said, it’s a real dog.

    Dogs are cool and they can really be awesome to be around if they are trained properly which isn’t the case for most people. The majority of dog owners are completely clueless. They think the dog is their friend, let him sleep on the bed, eat at the same time they do, bark for no reason. More importantly they let their kids play with the dog like it’s a toy and then complain because one of their kids got bit. “I don’t understand, Kyle was just playing outside with MelonHead, pulling on his tail and draging him around for a good 20 minutes, then he wanted to see his teeth so he tried to open his mouth with a wooden spoon while laughing loudly at him and that’s when the dog inexplicably bit him ! Well I guess there’s no way around it, he’s too agressive we have to put him to sleep. Yes we do, yes we do”. Motherfuckers.

    Cats, on the other hand, are useless. I understand why people like them but while dogs and their owners often develope an emotional bond that connects them to the point where dogs are sad when seperated brutally from their owners, cats do not give a shit at all. As long as they find someone who feeds them, it’s cool. And you can’t do anything with them, they don’t play, they don’t like water, running, warm weather, cold weather etc. They’re pretty much like pimps. When you get home they’re just sitting on their asses by the fire place with their eyes half-open thinking “Did you bring me my food bitch ? That’s a good bitch, no don’t touch me I’m not in the mood, go watch TV or something, I need to rest some more”.

    I don’t know how Irina Shayk behaves around animals, but she owns a real dog, takes him for walks often, plays with him and picks up his crap. Those are are four solid good points for any pet owner. Good for her. At least she doesn’t carry him around all day in a Versace hand bag.

  • General Delacroix

    Yes, the dog seems cool and as KobeBryan said, it’s a real dog.

    Dogs are cool and they can really be awesome to be around if they are trained properly which isn’t the case for most people. The majority of dog owners are completely clueless. They think the dog is their friend, let him sleep on the bed, eat at the same time they do, bark for no reason. More importantly they let their kids play with the dog like it’s a toy and then complain because one of their kids got bit. “I don’t understand, Kyle was just playing outside with MelonHead, pulling on his tail and draging him around for a good 20 minutes, then he wanted to see his teeth so he tried to open his mouth with a wooden spoon while laughing loudly at him and that’s when the dog inexplicably bit him ! Well I guess there’s no way around it, he’s too agressive we have to put him to sleep. Yes we do, yes we do”. Motherfuckers.

    Cats, on the other hand, are useless. I understand why people like them but while dogs and their owners often develope an emotional bond that connects them to the point where dogs are sad when seperated brutally from their owners, cats do not give a shit at all. As long as they find someone who feeds them, it’s cool. And you can’t do anything with them, they don’t play, they don’t like water, running, warm weather, cold weather etc. They’re pretty much like pimps. When you get home they’re just sitting on their asses by the fire place with their eyes half-open thinking “Did you bring me my food bitch ? That’s a good bitch, no don’t touch me I’m not in the mood, go watch TV or something, I need to rest some more”.

    I don’t know how Irina Shayk behaves around animals, but she owns a real dog, takes him for walks often, plays with him and picks up his crap. Those are are four solid good points for any pet owner. Good for her. At least she doesn’t carry him around all day in a Versace hand bag.

  • Mundo

    I couldn’t have said it better….I like all animals, but there are restrictions to having any in my home…Dogs to me are the only animal that’s worth having, if you have to have a pet…Well trained, they can be very useful…like guarding your home, and I’ve seen some drug sniffing dogs that are awesome, doing what they were trained for, rescue dogs, are great too..and they act well when they are trained to do or not to do what you want them to….I like cats too, but like you say they are useless…good only for show..if you like that kinda thing…but then, they are just animals, and are not to be confused with humans, so if they get out of hand, it’s because they are animals..although there are some humans that act like animals too…and animals that act like humans, so who knows?

  • Caitie Harmful

    This thread turned into a giant pit of shit, fuck and FAIL.

  • nybiggs

    Didn’t realize how tiny Irina was till I saw her next to that white dude. Like 2 1/2 irina’s could fit inside that guy.

  • AlinaMaria

    Eh, not true but I get why people would think that about cats. I’ve never been without dogs and cats in my life and I find them to be equally affectionate.

  • dillan

    LOL. Maybe that guy is her bodyguard. A really low-key and inconspicuously one.

  • Mundo

    Ha..somebody mentioned John Belushi…well had a few extra minutes….
    funny but it just seems it would be something John would say to a chick…
    Photobucket

  • d55

    That’s the excuse every person who doesn’t pick up after their dog uses. If it’s good fertilizer, why don’t we shit on each other’s backyard?

    Seriously, if a guy didn’t pick up after his dog, it would be a deal breaker for me. That simple act tells a lot about him.

  • dillan

    I hate it too. I live in a city also and dog shit is EVERYWHERE. There are dog parks for that, you can even get poop bags in every drugstore for free but no – land mines are still all over the place.
    But the young people aren’t really the problem. It’s the old people. Senior citizens. 70% of people who ‘don’t give a shit’ are old ladies.

  • d55

    “Dogs are cool and they can really be awesome to be around if they are trained properly which isn’t the case for most people. The majority of dog owners are completely clueless. They think the dog is their friend, let him sleep on the bed, eat at the same time they do, bark for no reason. More importantly they let their kids play with the dog like it’s a toy and then complain because one of their kids got bit. “I don’t understand, Kyle was just playing outside with MelonHead, pulling on his tail and draging him around for a good 20 minutes, then he wanted to see his teeth so he tried to open his mouth with a wooden spoon while laughing loudly at him and that’s when the dog inexplicably bit him ! Well I guess there’s no way around it, he’s too agressive we have to put him to sleep. Yes we do, yes we do”. Motherfuckers.”

    I COMPLETELY agree with this.

    “And you can’t do anything with them, they don’t play, they don’t like water, running, warm weather, cold weather etc.”

    But that’s no reason to dislike/hate cats. Cats don’t exist for our personal pleasure or enjoyment. They don’t exist to be useful for us. No animal owes us anything…not a single thing. They are the way they are and have no control over their nature.

    “The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than blacks were made for whites or women for men.” – Alice Walker

    And there are cats who are pretty similar to dogs:

    “Turkish van cats very affectionate, giving head butts and love bites”

    “A great game is retrieving screwed up paper….”

    “It has been known for Turkish Van cats to swim in the bath, swimming pool or even the sea. So be warned they may come and join in your daily shower.”

    “They like to be involved in everything their owners do and follow them around like a dog. In fact some people have said that Turkish Vans are more like dogs than cats.”

    “There have been many Turks that have been lead trained and enjoy their walks with their human owners”

    http://vantasia.org/turk_char.html

    This was a great excuse to bring my fave cat breed up.

    “They’re pretty much like pimps. When you get home they’re just sitting on their asses by the fire place with their eyes half-open thinking “Did you bring me my food bitch ? That’s a good bitch, no don’t touch me I’m not in the mood, go watch TV or something, I need to rest some more”.

    This made me LOL

  • Pretty In Purple

    This prove that she’s more human.

  • Pretty In Purple

    My birthday is this month. So please don’t bash august so much.

  • d55

    Man, that tells a lot about what kind of personal hygiene the owner has. Not only do I pick up after my dog, I wipe my dog’s butt whenever he poops, and I wipe his feet clean before he comes inside.

  • General Delacroix

    Well that’s not what I meant about cats. Of course they don’t exist for our own amusement ( which is a good thing for them because they are not the least bit amusing ), neither do dogs or any other animals. It is true that they are affectionate, but it seems to me as if they will like anyone who feeds them. They are much more independant than dogs.

    Anyway, dogs are cool but dog owners are often idiots.

  • Caitie Harmful

    Good one.

  • karmathebitch

    she is super hot

  • AlinaMaria

    Ha you sound like my sister! She has two labs and watches them out of the window to clean up after they do their business. She does out with a jug of water to pour over their wee to neutralise the grass and has dog towels by the door to clean them before they come in the house.

  • AlinaMaria

    They are more independent but a lot of cats are not very trusting and won’t even go near someone they don’t like, even if they have food. I don’t live at home any more and my cat stayed with my parents because they live in the country side so it’s no longer me who feeds him, but every time I go round he jumps up in the air and circles all around me and nuzzles up to me. He is really loyal, just like a dog.

  • FoxyRoxy

    Awwwww, I love that dog so much!

  • FoxyRoxy

    Is it good fertilizer for the pavement on the sidewalk? Because that’s where I see most non-picked up dog shit and it’s really gross. I hate when I walk by dog shit on the sidewalk and 10 flies that were feeding on it fly up in my face and all around me, blech!

  • FoxyRoxy

    My cat is very affectionate and has a very strong emotional bond with me. If I leave my place for a few days my mom tells me that my cat aimlessly wanders around the apartment crying for me and then when he realizes I’m not there he goes on my bed and stays there almost all day and he meows almost all night. I do admit that cat’s can be selfish but I don’t mind at all, it’s just the way they are. I don’t mind buying him high quality food and cleaning his litter every day and I don’t mind if he doesn’t want to be held sometimes because most of the time he’s so cute and funny on his own and I don’t expect him to be like a toy that I can play with anytime I want.

  • Voice of Reason

    lol brilliant.

  • FoxyRoxy

    Awwww, so cute! My sister took one of my cats to live with her and he always runs and hides when he hears someone walking outside their door or when a stranger comes over to their place but every time I come over it’s like he knows that it’s me coming. He waits by the door and as soon as I come in he’s all over me and wants me to pet him and when I sit down he sits on me and head butts me so that I’ll kiss his head. It’s like he never forgets who I am even if I don’t see him everyday like I used to.

  • Boz

    Hahaha. You make me want to name my future dog, MelonHead.

  • Philr Crackin

    That Lucky Dog gets to Sniff Her Crotch