Irina Shayk Picks Up Dog Poo While Walking Her Dog in NYC!

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These were snapped a couple days ago.

Sports Illustrated cover girl Irina Shayk wasn’t feeling shy earlier today in NYC as put on one of her flashiest summer dresses & took her cute dog out for a walk. From the looks of the photo below, while at the doggy park, there was an awkward moment as Irina sat on a bench next to some dude. This brings us to the big question: What could a single, normal-looking dude say to a hottie like Irina Shayk?! Is it even possible to pick up a girl who’s dating Cristiano Ronaldo (assuming he’s straight)?
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Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Hey Nookie may not be perfect at all, but he doesn't just collect animals like some sort of toys, why would you assume that?? I suppose you think he also takes advantage of them, you're so sick! Dude, relax, you need some rimjob, maybe from your own dog. Then I suggest you take a hot bath, and take a sedative so you slowly go scuba diving underwater, in the bath water!!

McPerv
McPerv

You think hunting is instant? Takes a lot of walking, waiting, and shooting. Then you have to drain, skin, cut, and cook the corpse, and hope that the virus hasn't jumped species.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

No, no, no...

Being a gatherer during the Zombie Apocolypse is a TERRIBLE idea. You'll waste too much time foraging for food...and that'll leave you wide open for a zombie attack.

McPerv
McPerv

LOL, would fare better than you. First, I'm well armed. Second, have you heard of the paleo diet? It's moronic, people think our ancestors were primarily hunters, in fact they were gatherers with occasional success at hunting. While I exert little energy gathering nuts, berries, roots, etc., you will be wasting valuable energy -- and ammunition -- hunting animals. And you will have shot and eaten your dog, who would have heard zombies coming at you in the middle of the night and warned you. But no, you will have been too short-sighted to think ahead more than a day or two and will have shot your dog who would have given his life to protect you. Dumb.

McPerv
McPerv

It's not OK to buy and sell animals. I have never purchased a pet, what kind of asshole would do that?

If you tell me you are a rescuer who takes in exotic animals dumped at the shelter, fine, but you strike me as a collector. Maybe you are just uninformed, but if you are going to buy exotic animals, you ought to educate yourself about the trade. How they get the animals, how they are transported, how many die, and what happens to most of them after sale? On the last question, regardless of species, it's almost always the same answer -- they either die prematurely, or they are released into the wild and wreak havoc on the ecosystem. If you take care of them into their old age, you are 1 in 100 or 1000. When evaluating a practice, you judge the rule, not the exception.

McPerv
McPerv

Yeah, but hearing a car from a few miles away *and* distinguishing it from the thousands of other cars in the area? I live near an interstate, not in the country.

Open your mind and stop being so ego-centric, that humans cannot do something does not mean nonhuman animals cannot. Animals have been able to do some amazing things, like getting displaced and traveling hundreds of miles to find their people.

http://www.ru.org/consciousness/the-unexplained-powers-of-animals.html

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

Hey, I convinced my cousin to get two female dogs so he can avoid the whole neutering drama that I'm gonna have to do soon with my dog =(

I really, really dont want to do it but I am.

And I don't care what they say, ill put on a leather jacket on my dog if I fell like it.

Nookies
Nookies

Careful dude, All of the peta peeps on this site will cuss you out for abusing animals by putting clothes on them. YOU'RE SO EVIL

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

JaKobe is just too damn cute for words.

If I ever got a dog, it'd have to either be a Cairn Terrier (+100 points if you know why I want a Cairn Terrier) or a Shiba Inu.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

I just want JaKobe to get bigger already so he can wear the beer holder sweater like my cousins pits.

But instead of beer it would be Dr Peppers lol

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

ZOMG Cute dogs.

And you know what you should do, Bryan? You should totally teach your dog how to breathe on command. Because, you know, it's perfectly normal to fuck with an animal's bodily functions. Totally sane and totally normal.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

...or it's the fact that dogs have vastly superior hearing than humans.

#kanyeshrug

Boz
Boz

They are so cute!!!

Nookies
Nookies

You my friend would NOT survive a zombie apocalypse. A zombie outbreak would force you to hunt, kill and eat small animals to survive. MAYBE EVEN YOUR OWN DOG.

Boz
Boz

Hahaha. You make me want to name my future dog, MelonHead.

Nookies
Nookies

All of my pets died from old age. You seem to have quite a bit of logic fails. I do believe Caitie called you out on one of them. So its ok to have a dog or cat..but not a reptile in a very large over sized cage? Weird.

McPerv
McPerv

OMG I have the same command for one of my dogs and we have the same conversation. She also knows she gets 2 chew treats per night, and if she gets one before I get home, she pretends she didn't already get one so she can try to get 3. (People tend to measure dog intelligence by obedience, which is BS, I could tell you a dozen reasons why my stubborn disobedient foxhound mix is smarter than my obedient, eager-to-please german shepherd mix.)

They also know in advance of when I come home, either because they have super hearing AND can distinguish the sound of my car from all others, or they have a sixth sense for that sort of thing. Either way it's pretty damn smart and something no human can do.

McPerv
McPerv

Oh SNAP! You are so clever!

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Cats are known to belong to lonely spinsters & whatnot. Though there is this thing called stray cats, & they're the most 'outrageous' of the bunch, at least they do something and follow your stick dragged across the street. They remind more of tigers, cats are kind of the lamer version of tigers. And they're known to be real pushy to get their treat and then just run along. In summary, the most cool cats are stray cats & some cartoon cats perhaps rofl.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Awwww, so cute! My sister took one of my cats to live with her and he always runs and hides when he hears someone walking outside their door or when a stranger comes over to their place but every time I come over it's like he knows that it's me coming. He waits by the door and as soon as I come in he's all over me and wants me to pet him and when I sit down he sits on me and head butts me so that I'll kiss his head. It's like he never forgets who I am even if I don't see him everyday like I used to.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

My cat is very affectionate and has a very strong emotional bond with me. If I leave my place for a few days my mom tells me that my cat aimlessly wanders around the apartment crying for me and then when he realizes I'm not there he goes on my bed and stays there almost all day and he meows almost all night. I do admit that cat's can be selfish but I don't mind at all, it's just the way they are. I don't mind buying him high quality food and cleaning his litter every day and I don't mind if he doesn't want to be held sometimes because most of the time he's so cute and funny on his own and I don't expect him to be like a toy that I can play with anytime I want.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Is it good fertilizer for the pavement on the sidewalk? Because that's where I see most non-picked up dog shit and it's really gross. I hate when I walk by dog shit on the sidewalk and 10 flies that were feeding on it fly up in my face and all around me, blech!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

They aren't really needy and clingy, they're more independent and selfish. They act cute when they want something and once you give it to them they ignore you if they don't feel like interacting, but I love them anyways. They each have such funny personalities and I don't mind giving them their space when they need it.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I like dogs and cats but I don't like those little yappy dogs that never shut up.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Awwwww, I love that dog so much!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

...like your parents should have done.

Hey, I'm just using YOUR logic. You have a pretty high opinion of yourself and I think that classifies as a form of narcissism...and therefore, you should have been shot in the groin with a iron cannon on your 18th birthday, correct? Or are there some made-up rules that you have and it only applies to everyone else that doesn't subscribe to your doctrine?

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

They are more independent but a lot of cats are not very trusting and won't even go near someone they don't like, even if they have food. I don't live at home any more and my cat stayed with my parents because they live in the country side so it's no longer me who feeds him, but every time I go round he jumps up in the air and circles all around me and nuzzles up to me. He is really loyal, just like a dog.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Ha you sound like my sister! She has two labs and watches them out of the window to clean up after they do their business. She does out with a jug of water to pour over their wee to neutralise the grass and has dog towels by the door to clean them before they come in the house.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Naw, you ain't gonna do that... you are gonna continue your anal studies, cause that's what you are closet fag! Believe me... (haha you know I just love messin' wit ya...)

McPerv
McPerv

I said I don't like babies, I didn't say treat them like shit. Once they are here they should be cared for and protected and given a chance to grow into adults capable of empathy. But if they get to be 18 and are narcissists, the parents should do the responsible thing and take them out.

McPerv
McPerv

Yeah, it's so twisted to see someone claim to love animals when all he does is buy them and stick them in captivity. My god, an aquarium with exotic fish? There's a lot of cruelty, and for wild-caught fish, environmental destruction involved in getting the fish to the pet store (of course many arrive DOA). Way to show love for animals. . . .

General Delacroix
General Delacroix

Well that's not what I meant about cats. Of course they don't exist for our own amusement ( which is a good thing for them because they are not the least bit amusing ), neither do dogs or any other animals. It is true that they are affectionate, but it seems to me as if they will like anyone who feeds them. They are much more independant than dogs.

Anyway, dogs are cool but dog owners are often idiots.

d55
d55

Man, that tells a lot about what kind of personal hygiene the owner has. Not only do I pick up after my dog, I wipe my dog's butt whenever he poops, and I wipe his feet clean before he comes inside.

d55
d55

sounds like my sister. Within one month, she bought a snake, a bearded dragon and two other lizards, and she ended up giving most of them away one by one (I took one). She wanted to look and feel cool is all. Dumb ass.

Pretty In Purple
Pretty In Purple

My birthday is this month. So please don't bash august so much.

d55
d55

"Dogs are cool and they can really be awesome to be around if they are trained properly which isn't the case for most people. The majority of dog owners are completely clueless. They think the dog is their friend, let him sleep on the bed, eat at the same time they do, bark for no reason. More importantly they let their kids play with the dog like it's a toy and then complain because one of their kids got bit. "I don't understand, Kyle was just playing outside with MelonHead, pulling on his tail and draging him around for a good 20 minutes, then he wanted to see his teeth so he tried to open his mouth with a wooden spoon while laughing loudly at him and that's when the dog inexplicably bit him ! Well I guess there's no way around it, he's too agressive we have to put him to sleep. Yes we do, yes we do". Motherfuckers."

I COMPLETELY agree with this.

"And you can't do anything with them, they don't play, they don't like water, running, warm weather, cold weather etc."

But that's no reason to dislike/hate cats. Cats don't exist for our personal pleasure or enjoyment. They don't exist to be useful for us. No animal owes us anything...not a single thing. They are the way they are and have no control over their nature.

"The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than blacks were made for whites or women for men." - Alice Walker

And there are cats who are pretty similar to dogs:

"Turkish van cats very affectionate, giving head butts and love bites"

"A great game is retrieving screwed up paper...."

"It has been known for Turkish Van cats to swim in the bath, swimming pool or even the sea. So be warned they may come and join in your daily shower."

"They like to be involved in everything their owners do and follow them around like a dog. In fact some people have said that Turkish Vans are more like dogs than cats."

"There have been many Turks that have been lead trained and enjoy their walks with their human owners"

http://vantasia.org/turk_char.html

This was a great excuse to bring my fave cat breed up.

"They're pretty much like pimps. When you get home they're just sitting on their asses by the fire place with their eyes half-open thinking "Did you bring me my food bitch ? That's a good bitch, no don't touch me I'm not in the mood, go watch TV or something, I need to rest some more".

This made me LOL

d55
d55

I got your PM ;)

dillan
dillan

I hate it too. I live in a city also and dog shit is EVERYWHERE. There are dog parks for that, you can even get poop bags in every drugstore for free but no - land mines are still all over the place.

But the young people aren't really the problem. It's the old people. Senior citizens. 70% of people who 'don't give a shit' are old ladies.

d55
d55

Haha me, too. Calling dogs stupid is like calling a person who doesn't speak english stupid. My dog is so smart he tries to fool me. When i have a treat in my hand and tell him to go and pee (i am training him to pee on command), to get the treat right away, he goes up to a tree, raises his leg against it and pretends to pee (the whole thing takes one second and no pee in sight) and then comes to me, saying, "ok, i peed; give me the treat!". I tell him "NO, go, pee" All frustrated, he goes back to the tree and actually pees hahaha

d55
d55

So we should treat babies like shit because they have the possibility of turning into assholes? A baby isn't born an asshole; a baby grows up to be an asshole so the hatred/dislike for babies should be directed at parents/caretakers. Yeah, numbers are pretty meaningless in this argument. That's like saying, "I hate puppies. It's not like they are little miracles. Dogs shit puppies out all the time; there are millions of them in shelters, waiting to be dumped (literally)". Makes no sense and doesn't prove anything. Anyway, you feel the way you do, and I get it even though the logic behind it does not make much sense but it doesn't have to anyway.

d55
d55

That's the excuse every person who doesn't pick up after their dog uses. If it's good fertilizer, why don't we shit on each other's backyard?

Seriously, if a guy didn't pick up after his dog, it would be a deal breaker for me. That simple act tells a lot about him.