BREAKING!! MARKETS CRUMBLING!! Zoe Saldana Hit With A Parking Ticket!!

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Zoe Saldana was all smiles after leaving a hair salon in L.A. until she pretended to be upset after seeing a parking ticket on her car. Come on now, what’s a $65-100 parking ticket to a chick who starred in the most lucrative flick in Hollywood history & already signed to do a couple sequels?! Apparently she suffered through a bout of mental & physical exhaustion during the filming, but those memories were obviously suppressed when her agent came with an offer to do two additional flicks in the series.

Anyway, all you Zoe fans can catch her back in the theaters later this month as she stars in the action-drama “Colombiana.” Here’s more juice:

Zoe Saldana plays a young woman who, after witnessing her parents’ murder as a child in Bogotá, grows up to be a stone-cold assassin. She works for her uncle as a hitman by day, but her personal time is spent engaging in vigilante murders that she hopes will lead her to her ultimate target: the monster responsible for her parents’ death. [Source]