I WANT THESE JOBS!! Candice Swanepoel Did A Bikini Photo Shoot!

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures
These were snapped earlier today in St. Barts.

While the rest of dudes here on planet Earth are forced to worry about our robot jobs, portfolios, family, & food, lucky bastards on planet Victoria’s Secret have literally died and gone to heaven.

From our brief glimpse of life on the slightly more delicious side, apparently dudes get to just stand around devouring Candice Swanepoel’s ass with their eyes and certain extremely lucky ones who work behind the cameras get to devour her ass behind closed doors (just a hunch!). Seeing how these guys are so emotionless, we’re gonna have to assume they swing the other way (not that there’s anything wrong with that) or have tremendous amounts of control & professionalism (assuming that’s possible). Needless to say, if you put any normal dude in this type of situation, I’m pretty sure Candice wouldn’t make it out of the shoot alive.
Photo Credit: Fame Pictures
Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    She is dumb as a box of nails, so she just says nada, does nada except receiving make-up, & all other aspects of that. Blah

    haha & she was heard to remark; “Oh, it’s such hard work!” My ass it is.

    Lame liar.

  • KobeBryan

    Rosie who?

  • DocHellbilly

    She’s cute enough face-wise, even for a blonde, but goddamn that is a fantastic A+++ ass!!!

  • AlinaMaria

    Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers.

  • Pretty In Purple

    I think she gain some belly weight.

  • Bowser

    I’m going to have to see some sort of visual evidence

  • My Cock Is Throbbing

    I taped it. It’s some pretty hot stuff.

  • spangly

    She is BARBIE come to life!

  • Nookies

    Are you sure you weren’t looking at that naughty pic of me I sent you?

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Um Nookie, it means ppl ‘creamed’ themselves, or creasing (laughing real hard outload)

  • Nookies

    ……”Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers.” and then I said that up there jokingly about how are you sure it wasn’t a pic of me and not these candice ones that make her cream herself……pfft i guess you didn’t get it.

  • Boz

    Wow Alina….

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    I mean *creamed* as in defecate oneself. I know it’s confusing! Cream & crease lol. Just wanted to be more polite!

  • Nookies

    Are you fucking high? YOU RUINED MY FUNNY. Shame on you.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    lol no need for profanity… I just shed a light onto that wordplay

  • Nookies

    Want to make out now?

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    hmmn I’ll consider it, as I am not a dyke like so many here

  • FoyFoy

    she is gorgeous, just stunning and the best body ever, simple as that

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    & I’m not high, you were the one always ragging about your trips and such. But it’s cool know what I’m sayin? But I’m ever so sorry I ruined your funny, it was verrry witty.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    I think you misunderstood, it’s hard for some to detect everything over the internet. Some folks on here come across as so condescending that it’s just a riot. I sense that maybe something is very wrong, you get obsessed with people, in a negative way, like a textbook rapist would. And someone IRL has forsaken you (that is merely speculations though). But it would explain an awful lot about your misdeeds & conduct. Well, that’s about it.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    lol, I kinda lashed out on you… but I did it for the peepz on the internets… you must know that I really think you’re greaaat tho

  • AlinaMaria

    LOL yes Pam, bladder incontinence.

  • AlinaMaria

    haha it’s an Eminem lyric!!!

  • Boz

    OOoooo… Hahahaha.

  • Bubba McFadden

    She is too thin. I prefer a woman’s body built like Kelly Brook or Jessica Gomes.

  • mooty

    you know what i like the most about her? everything

  • Freep

    ummm ummmmm…….
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    planking on a million…

  • Nookies

    OMG..They have a spot open for “Designated boob adjuster”

    brb filling out application.

  • Nookies

    After looking at these two pictures..I have concluded that we have a number one contender for the famous “Alba pose”

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    So I decided to do a scientific experiment. To fap to both sets of pics and measure the amount of man goo that came out on my keyboard and monitor. My conclusion that although Candice is a worthy #1 Contender she and no one likely will dethrone Alba.

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    Of course there is one possible way Candice can win..If she lets me get her in that position for at least two minutes. IF she ask me “Is it in yet?” it will disqualify her.

  • FoxyRoxy

    Her face is so cute and her body is so damn stunning, she looks good from every angle.

  • Nookies

    OMFG New St Bart shots…I really hope she stays here a while.























  • salma

    ERROR: MY SELF ESTEEM NOT FOUND

  • Nookies

    I’d boink you over her..Not because you’re hotter but because I have a chance with you 😛

  • salma

    oh thank you, that makes me feel so much better *sarcasm*

  • Nookies

    Want 2 do it now?

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    D/w salma, he does charity & social works on a regular basis, that part I am just assuming Lmao

    if you want to make yourself feel batter about yourself, go on a shopping spree ahahahaah

  • My Cock Is Throbbing

    My cock is throbbing at an insane rate. I think I might need to consult a doctor, or maybe just rub one out.

  • Noah

    i wanna be the sun-umbrella holder…

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    get a new bird then..

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    skank-a-roo

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    ha ha oh… there is one user here so unbelievably in love with Alba-tross… but IMO she’s just trashy.

  • salma

    I think I hate you both

  • Irons

    Goddam that looks like fun.

  • Irons

    JKust think, somebody is banging her. That fucker.

  • Irons

    Just, even

  • azezeal

    Fucking Awesome

  • mimii

    her head is huge lolol

  • mimii

    ummm wut ass?

  • Nookies

    Alba is the second most gorgeous girl in the world. What homofagqueer hated a post with that much hotness!!1one

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Well with that ‘hotness’ discussion … it would get you along with that particular user remarkably enough. You two would really hit it off! How peculiar.

  • dims

    You are a really horny ass bastard, do you know that?

  • Larry Sanders

    So damn sexy.