I WANT THESE JOBS!! Candice Swanepoel Did A Bikini Photo Shoot!

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures
These were snapped earlier today in St. Barts.

While the rest of dudes here on planet Earth are forced to worry about our robot jobs, portfolios, family, & food, lucky bastards on planet Victoria’s Secret have literally died and gone to heaven.

From our brief glimpse of life on the slightly more delicious side, apparently dudes get to just stand around devouring Candice Swanepoel’s ass with their eyes and certain extremely lucky ones who work behind the cameras get to devour her ass behind closed doors (just a hunch!). Seeing how these guys are so emotionless, we’re gonna have to assume they swing the other way (not that there’s anything wrong with that) or have tremendous amounts of control & professionalism (assuming that’s possible). Needless to say, if you put any normal dude in this type of situation, I’m pretty sure Candice wouldn’t make it out of the shoot alive.
Photo Credit: Fame Pictures
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68 comments
dims
dims

You are a really horny ass bastard, do you know that?

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Well with that 'hotness' discussion ... it would get you along with that particular user remarkably enough. You two would really hit it off! How peculiar.

Nookies
Nookies

Alba is the second most gorgeous girl in the world. What homofagqueer hated a post with that much hotness!!1one

mimii
mimii

ummm wut ass?

mimii
mimii

her head is huge lolol

Irons
Irons

JKust think, somebody is banging her. That fucker.

Irons
Irons

Goddam that looks like fun.

salma
salma

I think I hate you both

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

ha ha oh... there is one user here so unbelievably in love with Alba-tross... but IMO she's just trashy.

Noah
Noah

i wanna be the sun-umbrella holder...

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

My cock is throbbing at an insane rate. I think I might need to consult a doctor, or maybe just rub one out.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

She is so hairy down there, what's why it appears as so meaty, she's hairy like a gorilla.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

D/w salma, he does charity & social works on a regular basis, that part I am just assuming Lmao

if you want to make yourself feel batter about yourself, go on a shopping spree ahahahaah

salma
salma

oh thank you, that makes me feel so much better *sarcasm*

Nookies
Nookies

I'd boink you over her..Not because you're hotter but because I have a chance with you :P

salma
salma

ERROR: MY SELF ESTEEM NOT FOUND

Nookies
Nookies

OMFG New St Bart shots...I really hope she stays here a while.

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FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Her face is so cute and her body is so damn stunning, she looks good from every angle.

Nookies
Nookies

After looking at these two pictures..I have concluded that we have a number one contender for the famous "Alba pose"

http://thumbnails55.imagebam.com/14495/66fe83144942070.jpg

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So I decided to do a scientific experiment. To fap to both sets of pics and measure the amount of man goo that came out on my keyboard and monitor. My conclusion that although Candice is a worthy #1 Contender she and no one likely will dethrone Alba.

http://thumbnails42.imagebam.com/14495/893f2b144942024.jpg

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Of course there is one possible way Candice can win..If she lets me get her in that position for at least two minutes. IF she ask me "Is it in yet?" it will disqualify her.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

She is dumb as a box of nails, so she just says nada, does nada except receiving make-up, & all other aspects of that. Blah

haha & she was heard to remark; "Oh, it's such hard work!" My ass it is.

Lame liar.

Nookies
Nookies

OMG..They have a spot open for "Designated boob adjuster"

brb filling out application.

mooty
mooty

you know what i like the most about her? everything

Bubba McFadden
Bubba McFadden

She is too thin. I prefer a woman's body built like Kelly Brook or Jessica Gomes.

Boz
Boz

OOoooo... Hahahaha.

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

one of the best!?, there have never been and there will never be anybody better

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

LOL yes Pam, bladder incontinence.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

lol, I kinda lashed out on you... but I did it for the peepz on the internets... you must know that I really think you're greaaat tho

The Devil
The Devil

Uh yeah, why wouldn't you?

That's like saying, "Man, I like women with large breasts for some reason".

Nothing better than a phatty man, where you can see it from the back.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

I think you misunderstood, it's hard for some to detect everything over the internet. Some folks on here come across as so condescending that it's just a riot. I sense that maybe something is very wrong, you get obsessed with people, in a negative way, like a textbook rapist would. And someone IRL has forsaken you (that is merely speculations though). But it would explain an awful lot about your misdeeds & conduct. Well, that's about it.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

& I'm not high, you were the one always ragging about your trips and such. But it's cool know what I'm sayin? But I'm ever so sorry I ruined your funny, it was verrry witty.

asgopt
asgopt

It's very rare that I look at one of these posts and think, "Holy Crap."

2.1 and the last picture...It's like God took a Barbie doll, made her into a human and sent her to mankind to appreciate.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

she is gorgeous, just stunning and the best body ever, simple as that

Nookies
Nookies

Want to make out now?

Nookies
Nookies

Are you fucking high? YOU RUINED MY FUNNY. Shame on you.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

I mean *creamed* as in defecate oneself. I know it's confusing! Cream & crease lol. Just wanted to be more polite!

Boz
Boz

Wow Alina....

Nookies
Nookies

......"Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers." and then I said that up there jokingly about how are you sure it wasn't a pic of me and not these candice ones that make her cream herself......pfft i guess you didn't get it.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Um Nookie, it means ppl 'creamed' themselves, or creasing (laughing real hard outload)

Nookies
Nookies

Are you sure you weren't looking at that naughty pic of me I sent you?

spangly
spangly

She is BARBIE come to life!