Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Bloated, Fat, or None of the Above?

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are in NYC having recently come back from their honeymoon in Italy. The couple attended a party held at Capitale to celebrate their marriage and according to Life & Style magazine, while in Italy it was reported that Kim bought a pregnancy test fueling rumors (and thus keeping her relevant for another day) that her and Kris, who doesn’t have a contract and is stuck in this lockout, are about to start a family… like we care. According to a source:

“She came on her own and bought two pregnancy tests. She didn’t speak any Italian and looked a bit embarrassed. The counter staff didn’t know who she was, but we get Keeping Up With the Kardashians back home, so I knew that she was famous.” [Source]

  • azezeal

    where was the all of the above option?

  • FoxyRoxy

    Their whole relationship is just so so fake, everything they do is in public, nothing is private and personal.

  • Irons

    I didn’t see a “who gives a flying shit what this waste of oxygen is or does” option.

  • lazydayz

    I’m just gonna vote fat out of spite.

  • lu__89

    that suit looks a mess on him.

  • FallenRawToast

    How would we know that nothing is private and personal? Us not knowing would be the definition of “private and personal”. For all we know they are into sploshing and threesomes with hermaphroditic greased midgets.

    😛

  • McPerv

    If he’s smart, he won’t put a baby in there for a while, just keep slamming that day and night and having fun before ruining your life with a kid.
    But since he’s in the NBA, he’s probably already knocked her up like a fool. And like Boz said, she’s an attention whore and wants the attention from a pregnancy.

  • Kristin

    Who cares? When will this famous-for-no-reason person’s 15 mins of media-induced fame be over?

  • FoxyRoxy

    But we know EVERYTHING! I’m sure she still likes to get peed on.

  • Alec Hugh Schtitties

    When Kris gets back on the court, it’s gotta be embarrassing playing an entire league that’s already fucked your wife.

  • Mundo

    Well one thing for sure, if he doesn’t get a contract and money coming in…he is going to be dropped like a hot potato, kids or no kids, this Ho is out for the money and everybody knows that…..

  • ObeyYourGod

    Fat. Kim Lardassian-Plumphries.

  • dims

    She is so bloated, look at that belly.

  • the kitten

    well if she is preggers she picked an unattractive choice for mating with. the way his face looks i imagine their child will turn out looking just like her sister khloe. he is so not attractive, so what if hes big and tall or whatever. she couldve done a lot better. im disappointed. they all have ugly husbands now. i think kourtneys kid will turn out cutest at this point

  • spangly

    Does he? Hey now…that’s interestin’!

  • FoxyRoxy

    I agree, his face is so bizarre. Usually I find half black half white people attractive but he just looks strange.

  • salma

    bloated, probably having her period.