NYC: Miranda Kerr Unveils The $2.5 Million Fantasy Treasure Bra

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As most of you bastards know, Victoria’s Secret chose Miranda Kerr to pimp their annual fantasy bra during their fall runway show on November 9 in NYC. The runway show will air November 29 on CBS. Judging by the cost of the bra, you can tell times are rough for even the rich. How can you go from a $15 million bra worn by Gisele Bundchen in 2000 to a $2.5 bra in 2011. I understand it’s a niche market, but over the past decade, the filthy rich have only gotten richer.

Anyway, here’s more about the upcoming runway show. The show will feature the following models strutting their booties down the runway: Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrósio, Lindsay Ellingson, Erin Heatherton, Chanel Iman, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel, and Anne Vyalitsyna. This year, Maroon 5, Kanye West and Cee Lo Green will bust the tunes, so that’s a 100x improvement over last year’s Katy Perry bullshit. I’m already looking forward to the performance, but I don’t know whether horndogg Kanye West will be able to keep his hands off the models as they walk past him?

For those of you interested, here’s a list of all the Fantasy Bras:
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McPerv
McPerv

# 1 is Adriana (2010), # 2 is Adriana (2008). Someone is a distant third.

mooty
mooty

god she's gorgeous she makes me all warm in the chest.. actually a little lower than chest... more in the cock and ball region

azezeal
azezeal

Better looking than some of the shit they have have had as "fantasy bras" in the past

I'm very much digging Kerr here, like the colour of the dress too

dims
dims

I would never buy diamonds either. I think it's stupid. People have gotten their hands and arms cut off because of diamonds.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

She's got a serious case of fingertoes.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Her boobs do look great but I liked her smaller boobs as well, they were a nice shape and very perky.

Adriana's torso also got boxier after she had a baby, although she never had as much of a waist as Miranda.

Nookies
Nookies

Hopefully if shes wearing it a thief can come back and snatch it off of her..Its a win/win for everyone.

McPerv
McPerv

Yes, the exploitation in the diamond industry is appalling. I would never buy a diamond.

Willy Wallace
Willy Wallace

Yes, we didn't need a close up of her toes. Most models have ugly feet, so she is no different.

dinodan
dinodan

i agree with you on her pregnancy body. I think Miranda's torso got a little boxy while Doutxen's boxy body got somewhat of a waist after pregnancy.

As for her boobs, her boobs do look nice in the bra, sorry.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Honestly, I liked her body more pre-pregnancy. She used to have more of a waist.

witz
witz

i wouldn't say her boobs look great, they're just severely pushed up. in fact, the bra looks 1-2 cup sizes too big. but she does look better in the non-photoshopped pics even though her thighs look like they've been cut in half. still not much of a waist either.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Than a more appropriate comment would be "What a waste of lives lost of the people who were working in the mines that got those diamonds" :P

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

It's a little better than the tacky looking one Adriana had on last year.

annak
annak

I want that bra.

McPerv
McPerv

Of course Sylvester the cat likes her, they have the same shaped face.

McPerv
McPerv

Money does not get wasted per se, unless you burn it, it just gets transferred from person to person. But the $2.5 million is just a figure they pulled out of their ass. Diamonds are neither rare nor inherently valuable (except for industrial cutting applications), they only have the monetary value stupid people give to them, and are in short supply because they hold back on the supply to inflate the price, not because they are hard to find.

In this case the diamonds were likely rented or borrowed, which the diamond cartels did for marketing.

Glimmer
Glimmer

one of your best gifs... :)

Bowser
Bowser

Miranda is so elite

Glimmer
Glimmer

ok.so we had fashion week,i guess we can call this m.kerr/fantasy bra week.we'll get updates everyday.

and i'm sure if moej fave miranda wasn't involved we'd have lots of 'fashion crack' and insults galore aimed at this idea. oh yeah...

Leni
Leni

I love everything about her dress.

Don't care for the bra at all. I hate wearing bras so to me a bra has to be comfortable, how it looks and how much it costs is least important.

Cat46
Cat46

The bra is so beautiful. It goes so well with Miranda's eyes!