Photo Credit: FAME Pictures
Snapped Monday, November 21.
Last night it was the luxuriously glitzy 2011 American Music Awards & following a night of tantric makeout sessions, Justin Bieber & girlfriend Selena Gomez hit an IHOP in Encino, Cali—in his custom Batmobile! How fricking sweet, but at the same time, what a waste of money. When you can be rolling in a beautiful Aston Martin DB9, why drop your hard-earned cash on this thing? I guess being different is what sets the guy apart, right? Then again, the car could just be a thank you gift from pimpdaddy Usher.
In other news, Justin apparently took a paternity test in an attempt to finally put to rest the rumors of him being the father of Mariah Yeater’s child. The people doing the test are awaiting Mariah to a provide DNA sample from her baby before moving forward. It’s not that we don’t believe Justin Bieber, but the entire test that he & his peeps have commissioned on their tab is clouded with shadiness and can’t be taken seriously. They could’ve very easily paid off all parties to make it appear as if he’s not the baby-daddy. The guy is literally a cash cow for years to come for countless people & nobody wants to fuck with that!
douche
hahaha as im listining to "Holy Horeseshit, Batman" by Gym Class Heroes anyway onto the car...i dont think its dynamic enough to pimp it out as a "batmobile" do that with a GT-R or something
in an alternate batman universe where he has kids
oh ok yeah that does look fucken good but i'd still take all the bat stuff off.. I'd just get out there with a flat screwdriver and pop em off haha
Batman should kick his ass.
http://www.upscalehype.com/2011/10/justin-bieber-owns-a-cadillac-batmobile/#disqus_thread
:)
Actually most dildos require C's................Don't ask me how I know this.
Just reading the headline I thought maybe the Bieber had nicknamed his wee-wee 'the Batmobile".
So she is Wendy to his Peter Pan? I heard about that syndrome. What a waste if she sticks with him.
I could certainly do a better job of pleasing her, if she wants to try an 'old guy.' Barring that, she could have a lesbo tryst with Taylor Swift.
Bird poop and sap sticks to flat black something fierce.
There are other terrible things to do. E.g., getting a job as JB's roadie, slipping phenolphthalein in his water bottle, then watching him soil himself on stage as he sings 'Baby'...
Really, I'm not a Bieber-hater. I wouldn't mind his $50M and arm candy though. And he suffers enough, for having millions of homely cougars burn through bulk packs of AAs in their dildos.
Mature women love baby boys. Remember the little lad who played 'Anakin' in the Star Wars movie? Apparently, he got marriage proposals from forty year-olds.
haha well no I said it looks like a toyota... but I didn't know what car that was but assumed it wasn't an aurion..
I agree with moe I'd much rather a DB9, ferrari or something a bit more elite, maybe they are we don't get them here and I've never seen one before
stupid couple
Selena should chase after a grown man, from North of the 45th Parallel. I can think of one.
She really is quite a pretty and personable gal, and her legs are ridiculously long. She also looks like she smells good. Maybe Selena and her BFF, Taylor Swift, will start comparing their boyfriend issues, and take to sleeping with each other--culminating in a leaked video. Oh, to dream...
The first caption made me laugh.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/14/3146ab98-7ac5-491b-a3e7-053f8a46dbc2.jpg
Batman is going to kill the Biever
Hahaha.. 'Batmobile'. That's what you get when you give some boy too much money.
You just called a Cadillac CTS-V Coupe a Toyota?
Opinion invalid.
Selena's ass on page 1 and her tits on page 4 - remind me again why she is wasting her time with this boy when she looks like that.
that car should be the shit, cause i love anything that's flat black but i would refuse to drive anything that said "batmobile" on it cause it's not the batmobile, it doesn't look like the batmobile it doesn't do what the batmobile does and I'm not batman, no one is batman especially not this little fucken tool... that said, if almost anyone else was driving this I'd prob think it was kinda cool mmmaybe..
wait it looks like a Toyota? fuck me! that is lame
He's copying Chris Brown's "Top Gun Mobile"
He will surely drive it into a tree when Selena chases after him with a pitching wedge after the test comes back positive.
Does it really say Batmobile on the back? can make it out on my small laptop...if it does it doesn't surprise me..he probably still believes in Santa Claus too.
Bastard.
Selena & A "Batmobile"
I like his style lol
I've never wanted to punch someone in the face so bad in my life.
Selena will soon outgrow him. He is in arrested development.
The only Batmobile in the history of Batmobiles to have a booster seat.
Mega douche